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Crapmonster
So the unsweet kind
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Cooper is getting better with his words! <3
AyatollahBahloni
Her face in panel 2: https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmYzMHBva3FreWlhcDl4aHpkY2Z2eDdqbDl0a2dsNmU5YTFtOGphciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ohRB7lodHJobrD5WNd/200w.webp
NCPilot
#2 Oh, don't worry Vincent. The void comes for us all eventually. One day, we will ALL cease to exist.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Upvote chocolate Catmom.
CrumbyCake
Better than hiding it in a vegetable bag in the freezer
3Davideo
Yeah they could potentially figure that one out.
quicksilver1
You can pry Koko Black from my cold dead hands
arealMESSiah
What about with peanuts?
JCentauri
"Gross Mommy Chocolate" will forever be the answer whenever someone asks me to describe dark *retch* chocolate.
Casually
When my oldest was about that age they were saying they could not get chocolate dark enough. I gave him some baking chocolate. He didn't like it but he didn't hate it either.
faphappyscreencappy
Side note, always amused to hear "baking chocolate." I know what it means but my first thought is "What, as opposed to 'snorting chocolate' ?"
(Although someone did try breathable chocolate a bit back, so there's that.)
Casually
It can be interesting to put a bit of that in your coffee grounds.
faphappyscreencappy
Oooh, have not thought to try that! Thank you kindly!
TheUnnamedPoet
One nice thing about being the only person in the house who likes spicy food is that I don't have to share when I get something really spicy. No one else wants any, so I get it all to myself. Unfortunately I've begun to slowly raise my partner's ability to handle spicy food, so now she steals bits off my spicy food! Rude! lol
cyno01
I wish i could raise my partners heat tolerance, then i could cook spicy things instead of cooking things and just putting spicy sauces on them... what did i marry a mexi-rican for anyway if she cant even handle spicy food?
TheUnnamedPoet
It isn't really that hard, it's just a patience game. I make really good home made spaghetti. I've *always* put a little bit of chili powder in just for some kick. Well I got this spicy cheese powder that had a 5 / 5 heat rating on it. So I started adding it to the spaghetti. Little bit at a time, but slowly adding more. Eventually I had her try something spicy and she liked it, and I told her what I had been doing. Now she loves spicy food like me, though a small bit milder than I tend to go.
ZimmyTerror
As a kid, my mom told me I could have as much of the "baking chocolate" as I wanted, thinking that because it wasn't sweet I wouldn't like it. Then she went to make some cookies and I had eaten it all. To this day, I still eat unsweetened chocolate. And sweetened chocolate, and white chocolate.. any chocolate really except orange.
kingfluffy1
Tomfromaut
stonecoldstevebuschemi
willpostanything
WAIT! CATS CANT EAT CHOCOLATE! HORK IT OUT!
cousteau
🥜
JamesAHarrod
AnotherOneBitesTheCrust
May or may not contain peanuts
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Upvote Catmom.
Sorrontis
Mood
barbarian818
Everyone I know who prefers dark chocolate is a retired woman. Small sample sure, but shows a clear trend.
VodkaReindeer
Sometimes the only candy in the house was dark chocolate meant for baking and you made do.
swedeonamoose
For some reason i can only eat 70% or higher while also having a cup of coffe, like dark choco on its own just does not work for me.
rhalm
Only a coffee drinker could tolerate dark chocolate. At that point, your taste buds just give up.
Arcanum3000
Yeah, I'm not really a fan of it by itself either, but when I make chocolate chip cookies I use bittersweet chips.
blondewithabrain
You should try dark chocolate with espresso beans in it. It's amazing.
MaddogDelphi1997
Probably should warn the kids that dark chocolate isn't very sweet at all compared to the "regular" chocolate that they get in America.
richardstinks
Loving the Radiohead shirt. I had a similar idea for Metallica. It wouldn't say "Metallica," just "The First Four Albums."
Pilgrymm
Same with Gorillaz imo.
Hexrowe
Not a black shirt, then?
richardstinks
Shirt? Yes. Album? Nah. It's okay. It's solid, just not my fav.
unluckyandbored
I dunno. I thought Hardwired was pretty good.
NotACanadian
Mine would say "Please Don't Sue Me Mr. Ulrich"
DanielZahn
Come on Kid A was pretty great and I don't think Amnesiac had any issues. First 5 would be my shirt for Radiohead.
apairofpetducks
While those two are my faves, I'd put HTTT over The Bends (which is still an incredible album). Is that what it's supposed to be? Like "I'm a fan of this band up to *this* point"?
richardstinks
I didn't say I agreed with it, but I think it's a fun shirt to create conversation. Worked on us!
howdoyouturnthisonagain
Metallica (except LuLu)
TheFastpaws
It is rare people like the same extremely sour candies I do.
16KTS
Mommy Chocolate is just Dark Chocolate. Which is bitter.
mechscientist
Dark Chocolate is and always was best chocolate.
samwyze
Do English people say "Dude?"
lizardbones
yes
samwyze