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Ham Fried Rice
Recipe: http://tsgcookin.com/2014/03/ham-fried-rice/
Chinese Dumplings with Pork and Cabbage
Recipe: http://sveltesalivations.blogspot.co.uk/2013/10/chinese-dumplings-with-pork-and-cabbage.html
Orange Beef
Recipe: http://www.theironyou.com/2014/03/orange-beef-low-carb-gluten-free.html
Honey Sriracha Chicken
Recipe: http://kirbiecravings.com/2014/03/honey-sriracha-chicken.html
Chinese Spare Ribs
Recipe: http://thewoksoflife.com/2014/03/takeout-style-chinese-spare-ribs-take-2/
Shrimp Chow Mein
Recipe: http://www.chinasichuanfood.com/easy-shrimp-chow-mein/
Beijing Beef
Recipe: http://lecremedelacrumb.com/2014/03/beijing-beef.html
Beef Broccoli
Recipe: http://www.iwashyoudry.com/2014/03/03/beef-broccoli/
Orange Teriyaki Chicken
Recipe: http://lecremedelacrumb.com/2014/03/orange-teriyaki-chicken.html
EwanMe
Not this again!
BoxesofOtters
I'm favoriting this for later... For research.
biffhenderson
Saved
Gurrlplz
Oh Fuck off with this shit again.
l8lurker
So much award winning food... I will never eat :(
ImagineZoboomafoo
"Chinese" food.
alkynesofthings
Even as a filthy Chinese half-breed, I know that these recipes are all for Americanized bullshit.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
I thought we had an agreement about this.
IDownVoteSelfies
Good lord <3
yomamaisonfier
You all hate these so much, yet upvote them every time.... *sigh*
darklydreamingpanda
That's what rustles my jimmies too. I hate these posts and I downvote. Keepin it real.
thickoozymud
Excellent. Thank you OP!
minimatryoshka
The chopsticks stuck in the rice hurt my soul.
Ryukishi
This >_<
shaoren
but it won an 'award'
followapelaw
THANK FUCK THIS IS BACK, I ONLY EAT AWARD WINNING FOOD AND I WAS SO GODDAMN HUNGRY! I LOOKED IN A COOKBOOK BUT NONE OF THEM HAD WON AWARDS!
shaoren
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Aluneth
So is the caps lock.
mishkapeesh
so hungry now
TheThirstyMoose
Give it half an hour you'll be fine
LeSethX
I think I forgot to eat dinner a few hours ago, so Im hungry as well. That or I need a 2nd dinner...
BananaAnkles
I've been watching food shows all day as background noise. I feel your pain. I'm watching these shows and it's like "I have nothing to eat!"
IhavenoanusandImustpoop
I'm always curious as how this makes it to the front page even though most of the comments are usually negative towards the content.
nattycakes
Did I get in on one of these before it hit the front page?
TomAtofromPalletTown
Let me know when we arrive at shore.
WhatUpMyNinjas
LAND.
TomAtofromPalletTown
I'm almost positive at the time I posted that comment, this post was not on the front page. So that was fast.
TomAtofromPalletTown
Holy crap I can actually see the points jumping. Anyway, thanks, for responding to my comment :P
Datbombtree
Here we fucking go again. Once you let one "Award Winning" post go to the front page, a slew of them shall come.
aosusana
i thought we were done with this
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LOSTmyTARDISinHYRULE
You found me!
TheGhostWhoHatesSpills
Party over here!
Audzmama
I'd love to be able to make something like this
ImVeryAngryItsNotButter
Unpopular Opinion: I'm happy these are back.
muggsie
This is all americanized, bastardized, Chinese food. Teriyaki is Japanese!
contrabasso
I work in a Chinese owned restaurant, and people would ask if we have bento's and teriyaki. Welcome to Hawaii.
brytheguy
*sigh* favoriting for later...
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
probably better check your favorites.. i guess we already had that..
brytheguy
this is why we need categories for favorites.
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
award winning food and others?
brytheguy
award winning foods I'll never make, wallpapers i'll never use, sob stories, creative OC, and of course boobs, and ass
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
okay you got me, this sounds like a good start. probably adding physical exercices i will never do, TPP and LNI
spatofu
Saved so many of these and I have yet to make an award winning dish...
brytheguy
Same here. probably already favorited something like it. by later, I usually mean never.
yolkinthemiddleofnowhere
I've made one of the cheesecakes... But I fail at making caramel. Still hella tasty :D
breakneck
this again?
alphafox
Sigh...alright...*zips*
RutherfordBehave
If it's award winning, where's the awards? All the foodguru does is take photos off of other peoples websites and put a link for the recipe.
TheRicM
Fuck this bitch the foodguru, I'm supposed to be in a biggest loser contest right now
IronLion84
NO! NO NO NO NO NO!
Reemy420
I thought we decided no more award winning crap?
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
"We"?
Aluneth
"Decided"
darklydreamingpanda
"No"
AsAnAdult
Seeing a new "Award Winning" food post http://backalleysoapbox.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/office-no.gif
KikiLebeauf
LURKERwhhhuuut
You noticed that too? Weird gif is weird
GeeUknit
Seriously, an award for fried rice with ham? That's like an award for a peanut butter sandwich
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CerebralCephalopod
How about people earn points with good content, and not depend on points for happiness.
shaoren
pretty sure he posted an 'award winning' peanut butter sandwich before too... I lost it at the no bake cheesecake 'award'
varsil
It's less an "award" and more a "participant ribbon".
Michelle1018
Anything peanut butter deserves an award!
Fuzzymoose
I dunno hey.. I make a pretty damn good pb sammich.. my hubby says so! :P
thatsnotright
You just gave me an idea....
washurhands
Haha please post an "award winning" pb&j recipe and keep me updated
thatsnotright
Will do boss...!
washurhands
where's the pb&j
AShiftyAussie
I'm glad he didn't give you allergies, some people are allergic to ham.
althanan
GOD DAMMIT NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
Owlygirl
I felt the same way but you made me laugh!
althanan
If I've made someone laugh, then it's a good day.
Owlygirl
Wait..did my reply go thru? Sorry if this is a repeat. But I said you did make me laugh, a lot! :D
RisqueChilliScratch
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Michael-scott-no-god-no.gif
Owlygirl
For real!
Seth21
Dude, I haven't had real food in months. I welcome this.
Owlygirl
Sad...Why?
Seth21
University.
SomethingReallyAmusing
Yes, yes this again. I need more recipes! I actually make some of the ones I favorite here.
WanderingBlueWanderlust
As an Asian who grew up in the kitchens of SEA, OP, you moronic 猪皮. Stop false advertising what you THINK is chinese food.
SoaringMuse
LOL you called OP a porkskin? Idk if that's an insult from SEA but it sure ain't one in China.
WanderingBlueWanderlust
I wanted to say 死人头 but pork skin is funnier.
SoaringMuse
lol I guess you guys got different insults
WanderingBlueWanderlust
死人头 is from cantonese. We have about 3-4 dialects of chinese living in a small area, so everything mixes.
SoaringMuse
That's pretty cool, I'll have to ask my friend to teach me a few unique curses
qkdkovu
Hahahahaha. Only one pork dish, and the fried rice looks like it was pooped out rather than fried in hot oil. This is a Western recipe post.
littlegreenapple
As an american born chinese child, did you just call OP pig skin? Because I haven't heard that one before, only pig head. Just curious.
WanderingBlueWanderlust
Yep. I sure did. I could get creative, but I don't even know the actual words that go to some of the insults...
littlegreenapple
I'm going to call my brother a pig skin one day. ^.^ thanks for the new insult lol.
WanderingBlueWanderlust
Here's a good one: instead of saying "not in a mil years" say 三世 which is short for 3 generations, nothing else needed.
littlegreenapple
alright :D All this learning that's been done today lol.
thebumblebear
oooo, op, do SALADS. seriously. i like salads, and want to eat more, but i run out of ideas
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thebumblebear
wholy moly, thank you!!
averagefeeling
oooo, I like your thinking. :)
papsdofasdpf
The perfect salad: Fill a bowl with whatever you feel like eating. Add your favorite greens. Pair it with a fitting dressing. Every Salad.
Sparkmonkey
Soups too!
DragothMP5
3c spinach, 1/4c rinsed kidney beans, 1/4c sliced canned beets, 1/4c grilled chicken breast, 2 T balsamic dressing. current favorite.
thebumblebear
mmm, that sounds good. thanks!
forelle
Just go to a supermarket take an empty plastic bottle with you, throw it in the air, go to the shelve it is pointing at, take whatever, [1]
forelle
repeat, and then mix it together with a bit of creativity. Srsly I eat Salad every second day you can just mix (nearly) everything[2]
thebumblebear
thats a terrible idea
forelle
haha just take stuff you don't take often. But recipes for Salads? That is like instructions for partys: usefull for newbies but no fun.
thebumblebear
no way man. i've had some crazy good and crazy diverse salads. there's so much you can do, and diff tastes combine differently. so much fun
forelle
exactly. be like a fucking jazz musician only with salad instead of instruments. Salads are the jazz of foods: Improvisation is key
BACONFRIES
WE HAD AN INTERVENTION!
Thoraxe123
We're relapsing
DocChaotic
Relapse.
lydstar
well that was to tell them to not post EVERY DAMN DAY, not to never post ever
harleyran94
We also asked where the fucking awards come from? but OP wont say, We are all guessing his mum
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
I wasn't there for the intervention. what was the agreement?
TheNeolisticKid
Right
justanormalperson
I wasn't here for the intervention can someone tell me what we agreed on?
IChangedMyNameToBeAnonymous
the very thing i love is killin me and i cant conquer it...
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
HELL YEAH! I WAS GOING TO SNIPE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY!... Hold on...ooooh... Never mind... go about your business. >.>
Sparkmonkey
Shhhh. Just let it happen.
Owlygirl
But...
benejoshbene
But, it's Chinese food this time.
thesesnozberriestastelikeSNOZBERRIES
Serious question: why are all y'all annoyed of these but not the many users posting tumblr screenshot albums daily? Seems the same to me...
darklydreamingpanda
I get annoyed at any pictures of food that aren't on a restaurant menu. If it's in front of you, on a plate, eat it!
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
Because these posts are a lie. They haven't won awards. It's just some idiot that picks a few random recipes.
ostiniatoze
Also those tumblr albums tend to be hilarious. Try as I might I can only laugh so hard at food
faintrespite
Because I come to imgur for laughs. If I wanted a constant barrage of lie recipe lists I would go to a cooking site. Like Pinterest.
BACONFRIES
Tumblr screen shots are not award-winning. @Churts
Churts
Is this a thing now? Cause I'm happy to make it a thing.
BACONFRIES
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Michael-scott-no-god-no.gif *slips off to sleep to prepare for tomorrow's battles*
Churts
http://cdn.styleforum.net/d/d4/900x900px-LL-d4bab902_old-spice-guy-nodding.gif
Churts
An award-winning intervention.
Owlygirl
no you didn't
Churts
I totally did.
BACONFRIES
DAMN YOU CHURTS
Churts
That's award-winning Churts to you.
BACONFRIES
I submit.
Churts
That explains my award-winning erection.