It's been...

One week since you looked at me-Cocked your head to the side and said

"I'm angry"

Five days since you laughed at me saying

"Get that together come back and see me"

Three Days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you-Yesterday you'd forgiven me but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the Hoodwink

As I make you stop think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon the fish to the dish

although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'Cause its never touched a frying pan

Big like Leann Rimes, cause I'm all about value

Burt Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavors

Gonna see the show cause then you'll know

The Vertigo's gonna grow so dangerous

you'll have to sign a waiver

I can't help it but to think it funny when you're mad, trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me-Threw your arms in the air and said "you're crazy"

Five days since you tackled me

I still got the rug burns on both my knees-it's been-

Now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry

........

Chickity China, the chinese chicken

Watching X-files with no lights on

We're in Dans La Maison

I hope The Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films-okay I don't make films

but if I did, they'd have a Samurai

gonna get a set of better clubs the one with tiny nubs

just so my iron isn't always flying off the back-swing

gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon

Cause that cartoon has got the Boom Anime Babes that make me think the wrong thing

I can't help it but to think you're funny when your mad-trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean, well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me-dropped your arms to the side and said "I'm sorry"

5 days since I laughed at you

saying "You just did what I thought you were gonna do"

yesterday you just smiled at me-it'll still be be two days till we say we're sorry

Still be two days till we say we're sorry

Still be two days till we say we're sorry

Birchmont Stadium, Home of the Robbie