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HardAsARockMainline
My mother doesn't visit enough to hate my stuff.
beesleep
Ted Nugent literally groomed a child and then "adopted" her so he could take her on tour across state lines and serially rape her. can't get much more 'child sextrafficking' than that.
Odincdaj522004
#47 Civ1 lets you upgrade ONE THING AT A TIME, okay?!
DukeDarkwood
Someone get Civ1 and 2 to GOG. I've put my votes on both on their Community Wishlist pages; let's all do this!
graaghles
#14 To add to the strange times, chili peppers also have a place in berry club.
TinyLiehon
As do pumpkins. Learned this week that they are the largest berry species
nopo
#4 Sent from the skies ended up in Bastogne
As Easy as hard as they get
Nazi command request and demand
Offer surrender declined
Nuts
The general's word echo clear
Nuts
The Nazis shall hear
APackOfExcitedGingers
I see you are a man of culture as well
HelloToe
#1
omnipotentpasta
Look if you want to donate 1.89 to the McDonald’s corporation for an empty wrapper, nobody is going to stop you. It’s skipping a little ahead of the shrinkflation game they’re playing, but they don’t mind a bit.
meauho
There's a YouTube video of it - my kids watched it yesterday
captainhappen
#4 there were several other units in Bastogne including tanks and artillery
Andersen81
#13 wow OP, you made a sex tape, good for you.
ExTechOp
What I need to know, was the 2nd side better — usually they hide the gems there.
BubblesTheFish
#1 None burger with none beef.
TheNamesAshHousewares
#45 you're going to get what you deserve
Ih8thisSoMuch
#45 ...you're going to get what you deserve ♫
Jinxies
Headpats and snacks?
DrLOAC
Head like a hole.
tinydog
Black as your soup
wiregeek
I am Don Juan
onlyawfulnamesleft
Then give me a pole!
DonnyDoNothing
LOVE the Johnny Cash version!
madcatii
I am okay with Jewel Staite's salt shaker
16bitStarbuck
Wuh, that's Kaylee from Firefly? Sheesh, I can't even recognize her! What a trip.
AxellTheDragon
#20
RayneOfSalt
I once tried the "clear the room with a fireball" trick in a d&d game. Turned out to be the kobold's poop room, where enough methane had built up that my fireball blew up the entire mountain, causing a tpk as well as annihilating the town that'd hired us to clear out the kobolds.
Feralkyn
You FIREBALLED the POOP ROOM?! Everybody knows not to FIREBALL the POOP ROOM
RayneOfSalt
My wizard had no sense of smell (or eyebrows) after 1 too many alchemical.. uhm.. "incidents", and so did not know it was the poop room.
Definitelynotsteve
Like verifiable? As in it was written down or mapped as that, or was your DM just a dick? Cause I had one that would pull shit out of his ass if he didn't like a person or how they were playing
RayneOfSalt
100% verified. My group's DM has been my closest friend for almost 30 years, and he's always been a "set the stage, then leave it to the players" style of DM.
Definitelynotsteve
Lmao that's awesome
gtotherizzle
#30 anyone else notice, almost immediately, that the "chorus" of this song is identical to "Rump Shaker" except the words are replaced with random sound effects?
Shaukhan12
I don't get #30
Snooj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y Chorus at 50 seconds but I don't understand the last image unless it's merely rhyming wordplay.
Feralkyn
I believe that it is
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
Paper planes by MIA
Shaukhan12
I watched it. I still don't understand.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
It's a song, something about taking money
Shaukhan12
Now I am even more confused
rosegoldrain
Listen to the song, the meme is a visual description of the chorus
DisposableGod
Paper Planes by M.I.A.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
You made me google the song- https://youtu.be/3plBzBB8LE8?si=m9ukqPFjo2DbP1cW
IronCore
#50
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
#15 both me and my friend don't get this one
ihavebrowneyes
My friend said to say ‘ditto’
toast667
Message from postal management saying to stop delivering mail and only deliver packages cause package scans not made by 8pm hurt their bonus and holding up mail is only a felony if they get caught.
ThunderStrike2021
aloharamada
Whoa, what the fuck
fozymandias
#31 Homestar: Welcome to Homestarrunner.net!
Director: It's ".com"!
Homestar: Homestarrunner.net... it's ''dot com''!
Pulsifer
101st had 4 M38 tank destroyers, 40 light and medium tanks from 10th Armored Division and 36 155mm howitzer artillery pieces at Bastogne. Band of Brothers is not a documentary. And it lasted about a week.
doctorId
#5 It always tickles me when people are devoutly religious, but come up with workarounds to try and fool their omniscient god. Mormon soaking, Jewish eruvs, like every religion has some sneaky way of getting around rules that there's no reason for them to be following anyway.
imoutofnames
True. And tbh to me it just means they don't actually believe the religion themselves. They just don't want to admit it. Imagine unironically devoting your life to a God who gets beat by some pasta.
TinyLiehon
#14 This week I learned (TWIL (?) ) that pumpkins are berries as well. In fact they are the largest berries.
stingingnettlegurlL7
#47 the best choices are the two beautiful German Shepherds!
CraftyGiant
#39 Ted "released a song about fucking a 13 year old" Nugent should shut his hole.
fknbastard
The hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug
MechKelly
Ted "Hillary can suck on the barrel of my M16" Nugent? Christian spokesman?
Endomyn
What song is that?
CraftyGiant
"Jailbait"
JackOfAllTirades
Never heard of it until now. Just looked up the lyrics. I look back at the 80’s more and more regretfully now.
Zoroasterisk
He also started dating his 2nd wife when she was 17 and he was 30. He fuckin got her parents to let him adopt her. All of his takes are wildly and hilariously bad, but his takes regarding anything in that category are especially heinous
Demurepotroast
I did hear somewhere that sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous
onlyhalfghost
so heinous that the cops pretty much ignore it when they find out someone's been raped
Algebraicrhombus
DUN DUN
StenYngve
He was convicted?
CraftyGiant
not that i know of.
StenYngve
A shame. It has been easy being a white man, still is. Do you perchance know why I was downvoted? English is not my first language, perhaps I said something wrong. I can not stand that Nugent fella, even less now.
FairyKingOberon
Typically the shits that defend asshats like Nugent will determine whether or not he did things like this based on if criminal charges have been brought forth and/or convicted.
StenYngve
Ah, I see. I understand how my question could be interprated that way. Thanks
SgtDefaultGN
#30 Old timey cash register, not microwave, lol
imoutofnames
#5 imagine thinking an all powerful and all knowing god is going to be fooled because of some pasta. If this is real and not made up internet garbage it just goes to show people in the religions don't actually believe this shit.
poochyena
#8 Any examples of Tic Tacs advertising themselves as sugar free? I see people repeat this a lot but I've never actually seen it. I google image searched and came up with nothing.
MADchemEE
Same with Pam, and other cooking spray. They're essentially pure oil (fat), but if they define the serving size small enough, it's allowed to be labeled as "fat free".
GubmentCheez
poochyena
Whats the ingredient list say?
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Rebelske
This is the artificially flavored one, so not sugar
vowofloudness
Those legitimately don't have sugar. They use xylitol and maltodextrin instead.
GubmentCheez
GubmentCheez
and to be fair, the other side
poochyena
sugar isn't listed tho
Feralkyn
DukeDarkwood
"herrgott" is Mr. God, so the "Lord" part at least checks out. My German was poor to begin with, and it's been 25+ years, so I can't speak for the direct translation of the name, but the 'scheisse' MAY have something to do with lying? Pardon my language, but, in English, we DO use the terms "bullshit" and "you're shittin' me" in such contexts.
Feralkyn
Yeah! Bullshit would be closest I think
SteileThese
Jemanden bescheißen is like shitting/swindling someone. Similar to how you would ask "Ohne Scheiß?" / "no shit?" if someone is telling the truth.
Feralkyn
From what I can tell it'd more literally be like "to bullshit someone" --same meaning but with added vulgarity
cre8majic
Maultaschen = muzzle(animal mouth) pocket
Feralkyn
Ye I'm wondering where that other term is used and boy howdy "scheiss" sure doesn't mean "make a fool of." Idk how the rest of it translates, probably not literally, but lol
Feralkyn
SO I guess the closest would be "to bullshit"
cre8majic
I just know that using Maul to refer to a human mouth (Mund) is slightly insulting, like one feeds crudely, like a beast instead of a person. The verb is even different, fressen is to eat like animals, like gobbling/devouring and essen for how people eat, or are supposed to eat, almost more like dining rather than just eating, with connotations of culture and sophistication. However, in any public eating establishment one can see Fressers and Essers...
DaiInAFire
"bescheißen" absolutely does mean to fool somebody, in the sense of ripping someone off or deceiving them.
Feralkyn
"Scheiss" is what I said, not the full word. The full word would more accurately and almost literally (almost) translate to "bullshit" lol, which makes sense. (The "bull" ain't there but bullshit and "lie to, but with 'shit' in it" is there)
AxelBeingCivil
#2 - At Bostogne, the US forces suffered a 10-15% casualty rate. Not the highest in the war, but still utter decimation. For comparison, at the Battle of Bakhmut, the Ukrainian forces there suffered as high as 66% casualties (killed or wounded). Which... Astonishingly, is nothing compared to the Russians, who lost more soldiers there than they even brought in the initial attack. Eastern Europe is watering fields with blood right now. Fuck Putin.
MushroomFiend
#2 Also, they did sort of have tanks. They had M18 Hellcat tank destroyers. Relatively thin armor, but it'll tank small arms fire, and can kill near any tank it encounters.
Wozzup
A literal decimation as it happens, but that's not the point you were making
AxelBeingCivil
I was taking the rare opportunity to use decimation correctly, yes!
thefinpope
whyzocker
#4 i was wondering what that had to do with the cheeseburger
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
The prefix dec is from the Latin word for ten. Decimate literally means 10 % loss.
AxelBeingCivil
Yes, that is why I used it in a circumstance where there estimates of the casualty rate bound around 10%. Most people misuse decimate, I took an opportunity to use it correctly.
rbudrick
It's not a loss down to 10% of original?
Wozzup
Nope
rbudrick
Afraid you're incorrect, according to dictionary.com, except for an obsolete usage of the word.
Wozzup
Language changes. Decimate had a particular meaning, but if common use has shifted I'm not going to die on some stupid linguistic preservationist hill.
Wozzup
Last point: not that it's not just archaic use. The fourth definition provided is also the 'old definition' of taking straws and removing one tenth.
Wozzup
Even still. The meaning has shifted to simply mean 'bad casualties,' rather that reduced to 10%. As I said though, arguing over what words mean is daft because they mean what we use them for.
TinyLiehon
Wouldn't decimation be a 90% casualty rate?
SalmySwims
Decimation is one out of ten. 10% are wounded/lost/killed, hence deci.
TinyLiehon
Ah, thought it meant 10% survived
TrashAtItsFinest
Though decimation was originally a form of punishment in the Roman army, I believe. Picked straws and whoever picked the shortest was beaten to death by their allies.
MRNate
I thought it was one of the generals who would line up conquered armies and decapitate every 10th soldier.
Solkanarmy
wonder how much covert line switching there was
RoyalWithChz
Nah. It was a Roman punishment, usually done on a unit that routed. And it was killing was done by the other men of the unit.
AxelBeingCivil
No conquering general would ever do that, though. Every captured enemy soldier is a slave you can sell at market or a potential sale for ransom.