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2nd attempt at posting. I think the order got a bit messed up. Hope it was still enjoyable!!!
firecloud42
Does a Lich need to eat human food? Doesn’t he live off peoples souls?
DTCarl05
At least in 5E this is 100% accurate
brassknucklenerd
#14 It's nice to see Dimension 20 getting love. A truly wonderful show.
ChromeBadger
I just started watching it, and it's hilarious. Brennan is a crazy good DM
FractalChainsaw
Hell yeah. I like it more than Critical Role. (And I love Critical Role.)
FlatPlutoSociety
Source (site is very NSFW) for #7: https://www.oglaf.com/forbiddenwoods/
LogicKitty
Lucky you, our session got canceled. Again.
DTCarl05
Mega bummer :(
3Davideo
Darn cancel culture!
TalanXavier
My whole game's dead.
Illumian85
Any time we have to miss a session I tell my DM that I thoroughly enjoyed this now dead campaign and to let me know when the new campaign is
TheGhostMinx
Same. But in all fairness, two people were sick and could barely talk, so it's probably a good thing to postpone. Can't wait to play again.
mt77932
Two of our members moved out of state so my group has started playing over zoom.
DTCarl05
Yup. Us too! We started 5 yrs ago but now live across 7 time zones, so online sessions only.
theshiningshadow
Just finished one of my sessions - DM and I live in Australia, rest of the party are from the US. Makes it interesting.
celestedrake
I finished my last campaign…The gm quit/got fired and I took over for just the last battle to top it off. Got better reviews as gm though.
IMainReinhardt
#33 the corporate sniper was such a good skit. Rest in peace Trevor. Your loss was a great one
Raileks
alexburgers
It's from the movie Wolf Children, and not the actual subtitles.
nyarlathotep777
Ah, the order always gets messed up in the second edition.
CatsandDnD
LiterallyAWizard
#33 Fireballs do good damage, but you'll do more by making the Big Stupid Fighter gargantuan, or the glass cannon into an adamantine minigun
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jmuije
Tongue-kissing her in front of her mom or dad is also a power move, especially if you make eye contact with the villain while doing it.
boblives
Doing weird stuff is generally more efficient than healing, damage mitigation gets you more value per round than trying to heal up afterward
LiterallyAWizard
It's true. And like I said, buffing damage dealers gets more mileage than doing the damage yourself. It's very similar.
IMainReinhardt
I believe you. You're literally a wizard
LiterallyAWizard
DestinyPrevails
That's very level- and edition-dependent though. 3.5, level 1-10, true. Level 15+, generally not. No buff can let the FTR do 40d6 dmg/turn.
LiterallyAWizard
By that point you usually buff the rogue, that way he hits about double that with dual-wielding and sneak attack.
DestinyPrevails
Okay, true, but some of those will be lower-level and pre-battle (Haste, invisibility, e.g.), and not interfere with disintegrating enemies.
LiterallyAWizard
I mean, sure? The point was that the buffs would achieve better damage output though, which is true, even if you can disintegrate as well
Gamer4125
but thats not as fun for me
stinkingyeti
I played a pathfinder bard, and yes, it did make combat boring being a super buff to the party. Out of combat though, oh i shined
VanZaiden
#8 did you get this from a fukken time machine ? ...wonder if it's still going
DTCarl05
Shamelessly stolen :)
Roqinn
We were supposed to have our first session tomorrow. It was canceled because one of the players has covid. *cries*
Crustypeanut
Roll20! Virtual table top. Its great.
Roqinn
I do agree with that but another of our group doesnt have good internet or a computer that can run it. We thought of this at the start.
Amtobias
My players needed to get the support of the local merchant lords in order to help fund a war effort. They decided the best way to do 1/2
Amtobias
This was to become the local merchant lords and after three sessions of blackmail, money laundering, insurance fraud, and identity theft 2/3
Amtobias
They succeeded. I will never forget that part of my campaign. 3/3
Meltemi
#22 18/00
FishAreSUS
I Always upvote DnD! New for 2022, remember to split the party! For the chaotic good.
DustBunny99
#21 I'm about to play one that's too pretty for dwarves and to chunky for elves so both sides think he's ugly but humans think he's gorgeous
fiddlewheelx
#30 broke vamps don't have a private place to crash and escape the suns glare or adventurers with an axe to grind.
theaccountformyporn
#33 once as a bard I got captured by the local Lord and got thrown in prison with about 20 dudes. I convinced them all to strip down and 1/2
theaccountformyporn
I cast grease on them with the power of chain gain songs and we were all to slippery to catch and we crashed his wedding by shitting on him.
DTCarl05
AWESOME!!!!
OleUncleEddie
#33 what is this from?
IMainReinhardt
From an amazing sketch comedy group called the whitest kids you know https://youtu.be/mpC_hO15IoA the skit in question
chrstphrsh
It's "nemeses," not "nemesi."
Lacrymose
Came here to say this, you're doing good work, my guy!
tattoogigolo
jherazob
Heh, rewatched it this week
DoseOfScience
#8 is from https://www.goblinscomic.org/ if you would like more (although it gets much more interested in world building over gag comedy)
NearEastMugwump
I'M SAD
MrRandom314159
It's decent world-building though so not a bad read.
DoseOfScience
Not at all, good fun stuff, but it's a fairly radical shift from simple DnD humor.
Nykidemus
Jesus, a Goblins reference in the wild, I dont think I've *ever* seen that before
GasBandit
It's a great comic, it just has an excruciatingly slow update schedule. Literal months per update sometimes
Phonster
as long as we have update, where is the problem ?
P51mus
The main downside to the comic is how long it takes for pages to come out.
Nykidemus
Is he still doing it? I thought he said he was done some 10 years back
mieper3
I think a friend or something took over
bolshevikmuppet
Nah, there was a whole patreon scam thing- author got scammed, and they took all her pledges and ran. Now theyre working on a cartoon adapt.
DoseOfScience
No, she's still going (she transitioned a few years ago).
Nykidemus
oh, huh
Darksoup77
Tried to read it quite a few years back, was enjoying it. Got livid when the necklace was taken, put it down and never picked it back up.
EmporerDragon
Kin is back in the story now. The necklace is trying to be.
boevis
https://www.goblinscomic.com/comics/1635976590-Page16.jpg
jmuije
That was my red line too. It got crossed, and no author's saving throw will uncross it. It went too far.
Darksoup77
Killed any good feelings I had about the comic. They were so salty about their own lives they had to ruin someone else's happiness.
xMalkav
Thirded. Brainwashing/memory fuckery is my instant "Well, this is dead to me forever" trigger.
Darksoup77
Same. Add to that the fact the only reason they took it was because she didn't suffer as much as they did. Pure spiteful motives.
RElGNMAN
#1 There is more, I wish I could find that post.
DTCarl05
Serious? I didn’t know that! Time to start hunting!
Hexame
https://www.artstation.com/papaninja
somnif
#4 8 bajillion amazon employees would disagree
DTCarl05
True! But Level of the henchmen! Bezos inner circle has to like him. Lower we go, the more society structure dictates where to be employed.
shamdogsox
I always wanted to try D&D, never knew anybody that had it or also wanted to try.
MRSHomerJSimpson
Same.
Relicanth
Read the standard rules to learn the basics, and look on r/lfg to find people willing to DM. It may take a while as players outnumber DMs.
simianruler
There are a few site, like Roll20, that can help you find a group to play with. A lot of games are new player friendly.
DarkBusterBaron
#41 #42 anyone got some sauce.
DTCarl05
I found it on Pinterest but stolen from there. :/
BigIdeas
#21 but a human and a dwarf together in Dark Sun make a Mul, a psionically gifted crossbreed taller than a human yet stouter than a dwarf.
Sigge1981
André the Giant, then?
Someshithead241
#30 They have slaves to do a bunch of shit for them.
Sechran
#33 - a big rock and some gravity can kill, but magic? Magic can do infinitely more creative, and infinitely worse things.
Sechran
Illusion, Domination, Teleportation, and Transmutation.
IMainReinhardt
My favorite idea to mess with people would be to cast transform and make things an inch or two either shorter or taller. The possibilities
IMainReinhardt
Are endless. Player wakes up and their sword feel weird in hand and it takes a while to realize that it's been transformed to be an inch
IMainReinhardt
Longer. Or that somebody keeps tripping because the left leg is now half an inch shorter. or even worse, perfectly round fruit. Lost mind.
DTCarl05
Calm down Satan!!! :)
AndroidSoul
#42 i feel like this is only viable if the bandits are non-murdery or you find out you were lied to by the quest giver. Ain't gonna feel bad
AndroidSoul
Slaying 5 dudes who come whooping out of the brush brandishing axes, even if they are a loving parent. Conversely, once my party raided a
AndroidSoul
Fortress of supposed child kidnapping slavers, but found out they were basically just a pirate orphanage collecting homeless children so
AndroidSoul
The kids didn't live on the streets. Soon as we realized the mistake we stopped the conflict and apologized for the two dozen dead guys
RuthlessRuben
"Oh no, these bandits raided, murdered and plundered to feed their families!" - "Cool motive, still murder."
DTCarl05
Eh. Hero for one story is the Villain to another. And as players, we’re a diverse group, so “good” & “bad” is up for debate. A lot.
AndroidSoul
I guess I'm just saying it's hard to build pathos for someone actively seeking to murder you for your shoes
FauxFoxes
#43 Green health potions > red health potions. Fight me.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Everybody knows green potions are poison.
DTCarl05
I will not. But I switched mine to Blue after reading this and everyone yelled NO!
IMainReinhardt
My entire existence is validated on how much I screw with people so if I were in that position I would never describe anything explicitly as
IMainReinhardt
a "health potion" only a 'red potion' and when in a minor battle somebody says they "drink the red potion" I would describe to them a
IMainReinhardt
Pleasant tomato soup. Health potions were the "blue vials emanating a strange power" as if magically healing wounds wouldn't be strange lol
DTCarl05
And then when they say. I took they blue potion! You can be confused and ask if they meant the green one. :)