I made a video of a teriyaki bottle going through an existential crisis

Mar 12, 2025 2:14 AM

ItsMoni

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Why would you make this poor teriyaki bottle go through an existential crisis? Good question.

Basically I saw a creative contest for a trip to Japan that literally just said “make anything creative using this Teriyaki bottle”. Super vague requirements so naturally I made a video about the teriyaki bottle going through an existential crisis and he just wants to go back home to Japan to see his family.

Thought you guys might think it’s funny.

Let me know what you think. Does it make sense? I was trying to go for the “early 2000s Chef Boyardee can comes to life and chases after little girl” vibe.

I made him a little hobo bindle with a chopstick, as one does when running away.

I made it into the top 6 so fingers crossed. Hopefully he gets his happy ending in Japan…wait no, I mean with his family.

FP Edit: You guys are all so sweet, I’ve read all your comments. Appreciate you guys! I’m glad the story comes through. If anyone wants to help vote for my video I’d really appreciate it but no pressure: www.kikkomanteriyakithatchallenge.com/vote

*You can vote once a day. Voting ends the 20th. Unfortunately, I just read it’s US based only but thank you to all my international friends for trying! ❤️

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I was expecting a little roller bag but the bundle is 100% perfect. Well done!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The Teriyaki tear got me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 That's the best way to visit japan, with a small backpack and a dream.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aaaand the Oscar goes to ...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's really good!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tears! Got a chuckle out of me.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Now this is the quality content I come here for. I look forward to folklore along their growth!

2 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

You can make teriyaki sauce as its just soy sauce plus sugar. (In case you want some.)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is great! I especially love the seat belt barely covering any of him. Go Teriyaki sauce go!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Teriya-ffic!

I’m invested now in seeing how his vacation goes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck, @OP!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fantastic! Very creative filmmaking, you get a lot of mileage out of some very simple effects. This deserves six seasons and a movie!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! A lot of it was just tilting the bottle haha

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww. Super cute! I voted! And I'm rooting for you to win🤞🏽☘️.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!! ☺️

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay A) brilliant video, no notes, and B) this seems like a good place to drop another Kikkoman classic: https://youtu.be/Wz-mJed_bP0?si=2RF55eCheVEbMRR8

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I knew it was going to be that video before I clicked on it and I haven't seen that video in like 15 years

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did my part

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank youu!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

🗳 voted... Good luck!!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you!! 😊

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OPs post is absolutely fantastic I hope it wins I love it

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2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Super charming, I hope it makes it there safely

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I don’t know how he’ll get passed TSA 😂

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Voted! Good luck Moni!

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved the family picture

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha thank you! I’m hoping the judges noticed I also made the background a famous landmark (castle) in Noda, Japan - which is their headquarters and where Kikkoman was founded originally.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Godspeed, little Teri Yaki, godspeed...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I did win and continued the story would it be morbid if at TSA he gets stopped and poured out because he’s over the 3.4oz liquid restriction haha gosh that’d be so sad.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make that one if you dont get the 1st prize. And an alternative ending you shoot while on your winning trip, with the bottle returning to the factory & family, and then meeting a female rounded bottle at a sushi restaurant.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or have him trim down and 'sweatband' out the extra 1.6 oz. on the way to the airport by running and weightlifting the bindle ala "Rocky" music-style then "replenish" his liquids in the airport bar by getting sloshed on rice wine with 'Girl from Ipanema' elevator music in the background.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chef, I can always tell it's you because of the way you dress, while you rock some hard fucking dishes out!

Funny little anecdote though, as a young child I thought the Japanese character on the kikkomen bottle was a poison warning. Which obviously made the contents of that horrible bottle way more appealing to my 2-year-old pica self smh

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Haha I dress decent I hope 😂 well glad you didn’t poison yourself!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The polkadots are a vibe, Chef. And no, I don't think soy sauce, nor Teriyaki could poison my dumb af little 5yo self, ahahah.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im pretty high rn and competey misunderstood "japanese character" and was wondering how tf anyone could think this dude was a poison warning.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hope this gets to the front page. It's absolutely charming.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, the picture of the family back home, the bindle.

Well done!

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I was hoping the photo made sense lol. Apparently teriyaki is made from soy sauce and vinegar so I tried to make it look like his parents with the height difference.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Love the video! Teriyaki is primarily soy sauce and mirin not rice vinegar tho

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noooo dammit lol I just read the ingredients label and saw “vinegar”. I should have actually googled which kind. Well maybe it’s a step mom 👀

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the search for liquid restrictions. And the sauce tear.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah you got my vote OP! Best of luck

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As someone who used to own a cinematography business, and worked on feature films, this is fucking ART.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's really, really clever. Good luck!!

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I liked it! And you got my vote! Sharing it as well!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much! 🥰

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was really well made.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tiny octopus thinks that this is amazing. You should win. Can we vote anywhere to nudge the odds in your favor?

Also, send snacks from Japan. XD

2 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 4

Yeah! I gotta say, as a pro writer, this is clear, tight, moving, and absolutely polished. You have so many great details that tell more story! I adore this. I'd love to hear if you win. :)

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Thank you so much! 😊 That means a lot to me to hear that. I’ve been wanting to get into writing and making more short stories.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you Tiny Octopus, you always support everyone! <3 Here is the voting link: www.kikkomanteriyakithatchallenge.com/vote

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I hope that you win! Adorable! I cast my vote :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! 😊

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a great trip!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Voted! Video was hilarious!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! 😁

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vote for Monika K. I know I did. 👍

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I will be shocked if you don’t win. Best video by far.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The site blocks me, even when I access it through google. Maybe it's a location thing.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shoot yeah unfortunately it’s US only. Thank you for trying though!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. I’m in NL

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

UK here and same :(

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