Funny Random Meme and Twitter Dump

Jul 6, 2020 7:53 AM

anlyin

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#3 Done.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 You're a bit late https://arkencounter.com/about/ (dont go...its shit)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41 dude how can you even treat your books like that

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"my potions are too strong for you, traveler"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 You said to let you know... https://arkencounter.com/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#47 It took me too long to realize the six pack was abs b/c I thought that it could be the same man after drinking the six pack. *headdesk*

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My birthday is on a Tuesday this year. I NEED that taco “cake”.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

#10 dog? What dog? I only see a Mexican Tremblerat

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that is a very smol, filled to the brim with a lot of hate. I've only ever met two nice chihuahuas and I still don't believe it myself

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#48.... yup

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soil latte

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 - or Melbourne.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

#17 unagi

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 Khajeet has wares, if you have coin

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Some fraud who gives ham a bad name already built one at the cost of taxpayers. Failed to attract tourists & was promptly damaged by rain

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was built using modern techniques by young, strong construction workers instead of using OT-era tools/techniques by an 800yo man and 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and the damn thing still doesn't float, nor is it sufficient hold hold 2 of every species and keep them alive. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky upvote #2,000. Worship me, mortals.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Only problem is God promised never to flood the earth again. Next time, it's with FIRE!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a great time for ugly people between masks and filters *and make-up tutorials.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 the other dog. Poor thing gets a tarp and a piece of plywood

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 Fleabag was a great show

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

I wish I could watch it without giving money to a company so evil. I may have to break out the ol eye patch.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so lucky to have it during all this lockdown

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I absolutely love, on season 2, are there more seasons? Please don't tell me its canceled

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not officially cancelled but phoebe Waller-bridge said she has no immediate plans for season 3. She didn’t even want to make season 2

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Bought a bed for my cat. She sleeps in the dog's kennel, because fuck me and fuck the dog.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stealing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed at almost every single one. Thanks OP!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 that isn't a cat that is King of the Chonks. The royal butterball

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 oh, so NOW you guys believe in God...

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

No, but I've always believed in Murphy, and 2020 is looking like his endgame.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#username_relevent

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That boat won't float, but OK.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hate to tell everyone, someone built an ark four years ago. It is just as bad as you think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ark_Encounter

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#17 I hate that show. Everybody is toxic af, but Ross takes the cake.

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Nearly all sitcom characters are. It's part of the genre. Sane, non-evil and non-stupid characters wouldn't create sitcom shenanigans.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I came back just to upvote you

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thank you, sir

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't stand that show

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same. I had to see tons of episodes growing up as a kid because my parents loved it so much. I don't get the obsession with it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Phoebe? Watching it again I think she is the only genuinely good person.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Phoebe is self-centered and annoying. The only decent person is Joey.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Carries triplets for her sibling, gives away the rights to her songs, selflessly sacrifices all the time to help people, but yeah, on /1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

rare occasion she does something quirky for herself, so obviously it's all about her. Phoebe is a genuinely good person. Joey is a creep /2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

with no respect for women, the people he lives with, or his own friends. As a person, Joey doesn't grow until Rachel. Although /3

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you mean Regina Phalange.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn right I do.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the bag didn't have that cushion of air, you wouldn't have chips. You would have chip DUST. The air is to cushion the damn chips.

6 years ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 8

Thank you.gif

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds like "big chip" talking

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU I'm so sick of the stupid chip bag air meme.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Me too but I have gotten some comically underfilled bags of chips before

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lust the dust!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ratio of air to chips is way too high , anyway it’s a shitty design

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is it shitty?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The design is basic and lazy, adding another bag inside and allow more chips but leave enough room like 30% would be better

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel that an extra bag wouldn't do much to protect the chips and needlessly increase the garbage a bag of chips produces.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way of the future: https://i.imgur.com/WF3jErK

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you say something so controversial and yet so true dot gif.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

There could be less air

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

Doesn't matter, you pay for the weight of the chips, not the volume of the bag.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wonder who funded that study. The chip-industrial complex!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The air is to cushion the chips and the cats.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not to mention they're filled with nitrogen, not regular air. Otherwise you'd have STALE chip dust.

6 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

I wonder if that's why the inside is always a few degrees colder than the outside air. Even when the bag's been near me unopened for hours.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Note to self: bring lots of potato chip packages when terraforming Mars.

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

I thought it was moisture that caused it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably worse than dust. It would mash together cause the moisture. Doritos Paste

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But could you then spread the paste on toast?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But then it would just cycle back around to being like eating stale doritos.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That, and the bag was full of complete, unbroken chips before shipping. Broken bits of chips take up less space.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No they don't, the breaking of a chip neither creates nor destroys any matter

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is something you can test yourself. See how many complete unbroken chips you can fit in a plastic bag. Then crush them. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which takes up more room in the bag? 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The unbroken/broken chips occupy the same amount of space. If you use an unsealed bag, yes, you can squeeze the air out that was between 1/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously, but also obviously: smaller bits of chip take up less space because they fit together with less air in between them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that depends entirely on the geometry of the broken pieces and the limits of area they're in

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Except that it's a closed system. The air that was between the whole chips would move on top of the broken bits.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0