That Is... Not How Vulcans Would Have Done It.

01) Because the humans are new to it, they don't know what isn't possible. What happens if you shunt the transport patterns to the holosuites via the replicators? Can you transport a cheeseburger through a spacedock-mounted phaser bank? If ONE 80 isoton torpedo charge is good, then TWO 80 isoton charges must be better. There is no such thing as "Blown Up Too Much."

02) Yes. This is 100% correct.

03) See also: Zefram Cochrane.

04) Because they didn't understand the value of BYPASSING the triple-redundant safety systems. I mean, how ELSE are you going to get to Warp 13?

05) Keep reading to find out what happens if you plug THREE warp cores together.

06) Space Wizardry always beats strategy.

07) Me too.

08) Captain: "What is that?"
Red Shirt: "I don't know, sir."
Captain: "Go over there and poke it."
Red Shirt: "But, sir..."
Captain: "That's an order, MacIntyre."
Red Shirt: "My name's Johnson, sir."
Captain: "That's an order, Johnson."

09) If one strut rod is good, then FIVE strut rods are better.

10) [ https://youtu.be/HPE9a_epmWw ]

11) Don't forget the computer's puppy. People forget that DS9 has a puppy in its computer.

12) Setting it to "11" will make post-ingestion croutons.
That's another thing, all scales that should go to "10" will always, and forevermore go to "11" in honor of "This is Spinal Tap".

13) I need a paperclip, some used chewing gum, and a 9mm long rifle round.

14) What the fuck?

15) The end.

Found at: [ https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w ] and split for easier reading on mobile devices. Because this is worth reading. Much love to @Auzziefella for the post.