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Twitter page, if anyone is interested - https://twitter.com/m_hedberg/status/338430337556283392?lang=en
RIP Mitch Hedberg - here is a link to the referenced bit in the episode - https://youtu.be/M8NZqD_pJT8
SirBeans
Number 10, I have limited counter Space
somethinsomethin
quingwong
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?
gioconda
Now buy something or get out
ArgonSpark
I don't have a girlfriend but I know a girl who'd get really mad if she heard me say that.
BarelyAnInconvenience42
"Saved by the buoyancy of citrus!"
PancakeQueeen
I wish I knew he existed before he died.
coronalmassejection
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps..
ChrisCorona
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
sendbobsandvageneiguess
He was such a unique comedian.
good2go4ne1
I know this from that 70s show at the Hub performed by Mitch himself
MisterGiffen
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs - some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway!
ThePolecat01
I got to see him in college. It was a fantastic performance.
SaludeSaudade
You are never a fire hazard if you are flammable and have legs.
UptightCargo
I miss Mitch
Criscartersfallguys
He makes this joke during a That 70s Show episode.
UptightCargo
If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit.
idontenglishsorry
Maybe they do scream whenever then open their mouth but we just evolved to ignore that frequency, maybe when you go near the ocean there1/2
idontenglishsorry
Is a constant loud a fuck sound of fishing screaming from all over the coast that you don’t hear
VeryUniqueName
According to NZ researchers, fish communicate with gurgles and pops. So theres a gurgle version of screaming
costanzosteven1337
confuseray
Why so many hedberg posts
somethingthathasntbeenused
This is when he made a guest appearance on That 70s show
KoolStoryBrah
I went to buy a donut and they asked if I wanted a receipt for the donut. I can’t imagine a situation where I ever need to prove that (1/?)
KoolStoryBrah
I bought a donut. Yes I’ll take it home to put in the file. Under D. For donut (2/2)
psychologisttheologist
Where'd you get that donut? Relax, I have the documentation right here
MrPepperonipizza
And Patrice O'Neil has a great joke about as a black man he has to buy a donut every 20 minutes and get the receipt as an alibi
EmptyHouseBurglar
Chappelle: note the time!!
cajunsausage
I don't litter. I throw a Pepsi can over a Bush, it'll probably land on a dead white girl....
Krond
Screw purple people
momjeans92
When someone hand you a flyer, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
Firstena414
I have worn out his escalator bit stealing it so many times. He was so good!
onlymostofthetime
well now it's the stairs bit
purdhapley
I had and ant farm, them fellas didn’t grow shit!
NeelboBaggins
Plus, if I ripped off your legs, you would look like snowmen
thatsnotpunny
There's a joke in here somewhere about an escalator never running out!!
coronalmassejection
Me too, every time I see a dog doing a play bow or just standing there, for that matter.. "Dogs are forever in the push up postion"
NeverConfusedForNaught
It would cost you 0£ to not say this and yet you did
algoth00r
Thats from 70s show, kelso at the hub.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBojack
grandslamdolf
https://youtu.be/M8NZqD_pJT8
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Mitch was the guy serving Kelso
coronalmassejection
Yep, I linked it in my description..