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Aug 3, 2021 8:19 AM
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SnarfyMcSnarferson
#2 I busted my ass for 7 years to help her out for helping me out and it wasn't enough. I'm fucking done with relationships
quantumchipmunk
That went the best way possible.
Lavos5181
As evil elder god miners will sacrifice vagrants and teenage troublemakers for you in a black whole in a old abandoned copper mine.
pwn4science
somehow a bad aftertaste of false equalization here, a supposedly humorous version of "all lives matter"/"I identify as attack helicopter"
MysticWarriors
Horrible. I could stay in bed forever & not care. I need you Rhyan.
JadeNB1729
We call him Cthulthu, but sometimes he just feels more like Cuddle-thu.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
How about Cthul-waifu
Rodltwo
Slamtastik
I'm a guy and i get compliments all the time and people seem to trust me as well.
Caaaarlthatkillspeople
It's tough being an eldritch being beyond form and understanding
JadeNB1729
H. P. Lovecraft keeps hanging around telling people you can't be described.
Markamanic
As a man. I just want to be little spoon every now and then.
HiiroRin
#1 I believe this applies to both men and women. People rarely try to find out who we really are, take things for granted, etc.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That's why the one for men also says they want people to see the real them. But other stuff in the one for women is specific to women.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Cat one is bullshit. They own us. Rest is true tho
Jackofslayers
#2 has not been my experience at all but I am sure mileage varies.
astromoondoggie
Just goes to show, life as a dog is awesome.
jherazob
Until you lose your nads
JadeNB1729
J4nein4ne
@duckalet
Johwin
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
HandoB4Javert
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
exactly the first half, as a matter of fact... probably gonna re-post the first two pics to friends and save the two others for best friends
ikbeneengeit
We all need love, even space gods
ExistentialDreadlocks
How could your "day" have been anything if you are from beyond time?
Raileks
Why did they make 2 of them about cats?
TheGifReturns
I tried asking them how their day went but they just drove me insane. How rude.
Gremlynn4023
First three all accurate, and I can't prove the fourth one isn't.
JadeNB1729
You can easily disprove it! Go find an elder god and hug them!
mvnash9000
I ask everyone how their day is going. Changed my life. I’ve had two huge cry’s come from it and many thank you’s just for asking
MattyMattFFS
I feel like it's a question people don't actually want answered
WeaponizedJerk
Bullshit, my cat has the best life ever. A few pets is a small price to pay in exchange.
SugarSmack
MathiasTolerain
The man and woman ones are valid, but the mens’ one could be refined. Reads like it was built from Diluted Red Pill not proper empathy.
FortressCraft
..who is concerned about what a cat does for them? Cats do whatever they want, and don't generally do nuffin' for no-one.
Zahnradfee
But they do use "please" and "thank you", even if you don't teach them to. Even if they cannot even say those words. >
Zahnradfee
https://youtu.be/v5meFirSrqs
Phlynch
Cats have been upholding their noble bargain of murdering every single small animal that might threaten our food stores for centuries.
Ulthirm
Lol just kept going, anyways its important to understand everyone is not evenly matched, and never will be. Its time to stop drawing out
Ulthirm
these arbitrary lines and spheres of isolation, it doesnt just become men or women, it becomes individual disabilities and mental disorders
Ulthirm
it becomes race and sexuality, and it'll never end because SOMEONE will always seem to be behind another, and they will always be behind
Ulthirm
someone else.
Ulthirm
--An example of these spheres of isolation, I'm a physically male, Autistic, gender nonconforming (IE no gender identity), with no religious
Ulthirm
identity or affiliation living in Utah with physical and mental disabilities. All of those are different layers of isolation, I've had the
3uPr1me
#1 ok karen but its the same for men. Women see the man they might get, not the man they have.
Beezlebubble
Psst did you read #2? Because honestly you can swap the genders on both and they sorta make sense still
3uPr1me
I did and its not the same thats why i replied to the first
NomDeImguerre
THANK YOU. NOBODY EVER asks me how my day was.
washburnkyler365
RIGHT! I ask literally everyday, for you think I'd get it for once?
Troyificus
How's your day going, NomDeImguerre?
blumpk1npie
I hate it when people ask me. Work mate. It was worky. Let's talk about something that isn't work.
HiiroRin
How is/was your day?
NomDeImguerre
Eh, alright, thanks for asking
Larktonguesinadicecup
What are you up to today
NomDeImguerre
Saving /destroying the world, gazing into the abyss, eating cookies.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Whoa. I just got home from work. I *did* resin cast a small boat tho