peggysue
455785
8916
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Chihuahuas
kaywinnetlee22
John Key is also a sub species of reptile
EgyptianOG
Can't wait for the Deadpool movie.
theimguring
Were you able to wait?
souls456
+1 for having the username 'the-imgurian'
zombiehuntingleague
I thought I was the only one who noticed lol
ScreenwritingGoddess
Of course female assassins kill with BOOBS: http://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/boob-guns.gif
Voidjumper
Animating women would be to haaaaaaaard... What about AC: Liberation, sir? Sssh, sssh, don't talk about that...
bluefyre73
Seriously. This is the company that dropped who knows how much money on an entirely optional tower defense minigame in AC Revelations.
ooo000ooo
what a funny share! you always loved doing little comedy shows. do you still like to tell knock knock jokes? tell the folks we say hi.
GalacticPussy
that post really hit home for me. Relatives always knockin my facebook hustle
thatsnotgoodforthebaby
i really hope the one about Nigel is really the Wild Thornberries
ainsweeeee
TIL Tony Abbott is the Reptilian Monarch of Australia
rebeccaisafish
I wish this still linked on wikipedia.
ooo000ooo
u r a donut
siler7
you son of a bitch
shaltanaclinguist
I'm glad to see moon moon found a girlfriend.
ThatDancerChick
Plot Twist: Moon Moon is the third wheel
Silencor
Someone hasn't played Spec Ops: The Line.
EgyptianOG
I will never get tired of these posts!
YourVacuumCleanerJudgesYou
Jeff Winger... Aww <3
SirPelvisJohnwood
Also known as wadjet.
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
the video game one- a heinous crime, a show of force, (a murder would be nice of course!) Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse. He's bad!
Padraic
The videogame with hard choices and you finding out you're the villain. See: Spec Ops: The Line.
z0mbycide
Really glad I wasn't the only person to think of this immediately. The story of that game was fantastic, IMHO...
REGISTEREDJUSTFORONECOMMENT
legit, my aunt thought all my status updates were comments to her. it was an awkward 2 weeks.
Scanderoon
My mom's been on FB for about a year now. Just finally convinced her that all posts on her newsfeed are NOT actually sent to her personally.
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
i'm 87% sure marilyn manson just wanted to go on this show just for this sentence
Animatronica
...Ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs, "is this your card?" You hear in a familiar voice. "GENE PARMESAN!"
whatevenarecats
TIL Marylin Manson is fighting the Silence
ShellSh0ck
That is the exact and only reason why my mom hated Catdog
Nienista
I sang it, too
SonOfTheShire
So... what Nigel were they taking about?
spiderjeru
From Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman. That Nigel is one hot piece of ace
marquisdechocula
Probably noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker. His occupation is "Noted fashion photographer" for crying out loud
notablequotableupvotable
Plot twist: actually talking about Nigel Thornberry
mjso23
I would also like to know
naughtydismutase
Older person on Facebook is accurate to the last comma.
Scanderoon
"I really like your status on the Face Book." - an exact quote from a friend of my mom's on an unrelated post on my mom's business page.
ThisIsNotMyTrueName
"Us too"?
TwentyOneSighs
Implying they got rain too.
eskimo93
They're missing that awkward signature at the end.... love grandma.
dakotap
I was about to say this too haha
Ninjacait
This is the truest thing of life.
SmerkBich
Yes, it was accurate. Great comment. How's your mom? How's school going? I miss you. (I am an older Imgurian) lol
naughtydismutase
Mom's fine. Finishing my thesis. I miss you too.
SmerkBich
Really? Thesis? What's it about? My niece got her Psy-D. I still miss you.
whydidyoutrustme
Thermodynamics. Tell her that she did a good job and that Psy-D's going to pay off. I still miss you too.
MemeMuseumCurator
We've been getting quite a bit of snow lately. Had to take the cat to the vet. He's ok though. Your Aunt Barb says hi.
woscht
Youths today feel that elders are unable to talk to them in their own dictum? This generation is toootally different from all earlier ones!
danvolodar
And it's so fucking sad. And we'll likely be there, too. Our friends, dead. The world, changed and alien. And our children too busy to visit
naughtydismutase
I love it when people answer to my old ass comments
trigonman3
Me too!
danvolodar
Well, I'm just reading that series of posts, okay? I've missed a few when they were new.
KateCurran
Is there another Nigel?
deathventure
I want to see the conclusion to the neutering of Mark...
InHonorofUgly
someone should neuter u
eromitlab
ohai Mark, so tell me about your sex life
cubitechna
Well Mark certainly deserves it
notablequotableupvotable
Well Mark certainly deserves it
maqroll
Ciertamente Mark se lo merece
notablequotableupvotable
Well Mark certainly deserves it
Kalooki
@linkinmark
notablequotableupvotable
Well Mark certainly deserves it
fucktheregiment
as a Mark:
delifresh
Well Mark certainly deserves it
notablequotableupvotable
Well Mark certainly deserves it
PinkyOut
Christ, calm your tits.
thefuckissleep
Literally same
MeSoMerry
His cousin had actually taken a bunch of hostages and their parents are with the KGB
PsPsycho
http://imgur.com/vncZ8J3
OfficialAntarctica
It's sad though
paulkang91
Niiice.
Denvercoder09
GeneralSystemsVehicle
Or Spec Ops: The Line if you're more for the shooter type
SlightlyRacistBanana69
I thought of inFAMOUS. Seems like no matter how I played that game I started becoming evil.
NightRush
InFamous is "a bit" more obvious about it, binary choices and all. I loved it but it's not as subtle as others.
runscar
Such an experience. I know nothing about the game when I got it. Totes cray.
IceCreamButtholes
Or Spec Ops: The Line.
Joefesok
Spec Ops: The Line
DiCK14
BioShock?
TuMadre
Also Braid
Gwynerear
Also Dark Souls. >_> And every other Souls game. Lol.
DrDickinbottom
spoilers: dark souls 2 is more or less the opposite, you become the guy that saves everybody. sure, you do some bad stuff in it 1/2
DrDickinbottom
2/2but overall you stop the evil that's going on and presumably end the curse. but dark souls 1 you do basically kill everybody, evil or not
Gwynerear
You do not end the curse in DKS2. It is repeated. EH pretty much says that when you're walking to the throne. >>
DrDickinbottom
but still, you bring far more good than harm and cannot be described as a villain at all
Candymostdandy
"homo intended"
notablequotableupvotable
Yes homo.
notablequotableupvotable
Yes homo.
notablequotableupvotable
Yes homo.
avalane
Boobs as weapons is no joke. I could probably knock someone out with one of these puppies.
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
HanSolo312
I volunteer!
BenderBendingRodriguez
i volunteer as tribute
NotTheManhattenProject
I heard a friend-of-a-friend story about a busty girl who did martial arts and nearly suffocated a guy practicing some kind of pin.
RandomAbscessMemories
"Oh god, I'm so sorry!" "Oh no, don't worry about it. It's no problem at all."
legolover4678
Which puppy? The poor thing..
aykyle
IndianaIsWeird
IVOUNTEERASTRIBUTE.gif
VenerablePotato
Hello there Lady Germany. http://satwcomic.com/iron-lady
avalane
Hahaha I love it!!
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
Yeah, I was once having a tickle fight with a guy and my own boobs almost suffocated me. Not kidding.
avalane
Mine do the "if I lay on my back, they fall to the sides" thing. Yay boobs?
PartiallyToned
*sigh* yay boobs.
maloneyjoe
Turndownforwhat.gif
RandomAbscessMemories
Never thought that gif would be so appropriate
backtobackpanicattack
I could probably stand getting knocked out by one of those puppies.
ImgurSilver
thats how i wanna go, on my grave stone "Death by boobs"
WrinkleRemover
Prove it!
NOhara24
Tits or gtfo.
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
We're the women who cringe when guys chest bump each other. And know that accidental boob contact is a real thing.
EinsteinReplica
If Tumblr had the same layout as imgur, then I would be able to use it, but for now I rely on some masked bandito named Peggy :)
glergansnurf
No
grinspiration
I keep trying to tumblr and fail because of this very reason
ArcaneM37
If Tumblrites would learn to use fucking punctuation, I would enjoy it a lot more.
Laugh263
I swear everyone on here is pants on head retarted when it comes to other websites. Reddit is scary - almost all imgurians. Fucking retards.
randombrain
Of course, it IS the internet, and everyone always lies... but wouldn't "Peggy" be a bandita?
Shumatsu
Omg u prejudicial scum, maybe Peggy feels a he
solaslunas
quiet you, this is why we have a Peggy.
LordXeras
it used to be wadjet.
KLOMPLETITTYSPRINKLES
Ever seen them in the same room together?
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
Tumblr's setup is so much better because you can choose who to follow/what subjects end up on your dash
ZuperElf
even worse, the moblie version of tumblr.
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
Yeah I keep trying to figure out tumblr and then leave feeling like an old fart.
BorkBorkBorkf
The one about playing a hero and turned out to be the villain. Spec Ops: The Line. That story hurt my soul. 10/10
Boncurry
Thanks for the spoiler.
NipplesOfTheNorth
This g am e. Hurt
DukePaulAtreides
I legitimately stopped playing shooters for a while because of what that game was, and how well it did it. A must-play.
DrDickinbottom
dark souls too,depending on how you interpret the ending (but you are still responsible for the deaths of basically every character)
RandomAbscessMemories
White. Phosphorus.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
The worst part about it was the feeling I had when I extinguished the dots...
TheWorldEndsWithYou
Shadow of the Colossus too. That game is beautiful in every way
AceOfShovels
EXCEPT for the underwater colossus. I could do without that brand of beautiful.
peteythesexualharassmentpanda
"we were helping..."
Croaks
One if the best games I've ever played. They should make a movie of it.
Psychanalyst
How was the gameplay? I want to buy it but Gameinformer skull-fucked it because the AI wasn't up to par.
HappyBirthdaySprayWereDisappointedInYou
Pretty generic IMO. Not bad but nothing outstanding. The story is the big draw.
Croaks
The gameplay is very similar to Gears of War. Like, squad commands, taking cover, third-person, etc.
dairios
Apocalypse Now - both Spec Ops, and Apocalypse Now are based off the same book! Watch if you haven't already!
Croaks
Yeah, I know, but I mean like with the same setting and such as The Line. Also fun fact: The author's name is Conrad.
Alxchemist
it would be amazing to update it to Dubai with the sandstorm. like HoD was in Africa, and AN was in Vietnam
AlexGalbraith
Braid is also sort of like this
Angatita
Heavy Rain was kind of like that too
eagleyankee
It fits Fable 3 pretty well too
Platinus
Came to say this. Would totally recommend.
iamnotareal
"It w
Voxxorian
"You are still a good person."
BorkBorkBorkf
"This is all your fault"
Jetz72
"Collateral damage can be justified, if the gain outweighs the cost. How much do you think Adams and Lugo are worth?"
Alxchemist
It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him.
IDontWantToMakeAUsernameItIsTooHard
I wanted to buy that during steam sales! Worth it?
ABactrianCamel
Definitely.
dairios
Be warned though, it's a story game. Don't expect thrilling or revolutionizing gameplay! Awesome story though! Worth it IMO.
RazorDak
That good or that bad?
FFKonoko
Though, I imagine it could be done again, in more of an RPG fantasy setting, playing off those stories deliberately instead of causing PTSD.
Catfactory
It's worth noting too that the heroes of many stories are villains to somebody, like Luke to Imperial Loyalists, or Ned to the Lannisters.
FFKonoko
Well, yes, the trick is you turning out to be a more extreme, cliche, or archetypal villain. Final boss fight material.
frozenscorpion
That is (potentially atleast) the ending of Fable 3, you start out being the hero, but realize that to save people you need to be evil.
FFKonoko
...Eh...a little bit, but not really. It's not the same as actively trying to be good, but only at the end realizing that you are literally
FFKonoko
some of the choices were a bit double edged or tricky, but yeah, not quite the same idea.
FFKonoko
the cliche big bad guy of someone elses story. Fable 3 had it so 'Hero' meant strong person, of any alignment. You could choose evil, and
frozenscorpion
This is an over-simplification, but I only had 140 letters, so it was the best I could do dammit!
LoopStricken
Nah. "Hmm, school for orphans... or WHOREHOUSE?!" Talk about a choice 'twixt bloody grey and grey. :|
frozenscorpion
Well yeah the choices are extremely exaggerated, but the idea of doing evil for the greater good is a big part of the story.
LoopStricken
In my opinion it wasn't very well-told.