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FadingNewDawn
#7 some '70s kids might remember it too
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Ok buddy man
MrPickins
#3 5 Minutes? You going for a twofer?
Spiderandbee
Upvotes for Frankie Boyle. Fucking genius.
toriapinklotus
What is going on with the m and m ad??
MEMRITV
Damn commies, start the revolution already
alpinej0e
#32: McDickin' Nuggets
HeiheiForPresident
Dickin McNuggets*
SithRuleOfTwo
Dicken McNugget
Devils29
#10 ACTCHUALLY thats a WWI helmet
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Just looked up Cameron Dallas, and man do I hate him so much more now.
DistortionMaster
Dicken nuggets
campex
1. We don't call them felonies. 2. That joke is as old as the country is
Luxuz
#7 except France executed someone with a guillotine in 1977. So i guess only 70s kids remember
swolemack
Source on that?
Luxuz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamida_Djandoubi executed 1977 by guillotine
dposton70
The same year Star Wars got released.
carlo1231
#11 zygarde cells in a nutshell
TheBinky
suP laides
MaxReboBand
Sordiy
Thing about 9/11 if the steel beems had fire near them they would lose there strength and the weight would bend them right?
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
the jetliner.
OliverKlosof
Imma have to go with bathroom gun guy.
Shark1112
Wait, what is #22 supposed to say??
zombiepizza
cum
kickbuttowski89
I think Gum..
boingclashboom
Commenting because I couldn’t figure it out and would also like to know.
Assfullofbread
Caramel
Assfullofbread
Caramel I think
tynansdtm
Confirming that's the colour and font used by the caramel flavour.
ArentYouGladYouCanRead
The last post I saw it on people agreed it was supposed to be caramel
bsArtst
#2 So, his GF actually choked to death on his large wiener?
doinkus
S-E-D-U-N
CrystalFier
Desnu!
maskaya
or e-u-s-d-n or nsdue or densu or...
TheeAccountant
You guys are my favorite
HiddenSanity
S-E-N-D N-U-s
fylatelingwithyourmother
Is trump jewish?
LaminarFlOwens
All tourists are given hats for certain areas while visiting Jerusalem.
MotherOfDucks
I believe he is an avid follower of trumpism.
SomeCrazyNerd
He has great faith in walls.
TheRealBobsonDugnutt
Some weird air? Its pronounced "Some spicy wind" jeez..
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Fun fact: Most countries have long since abolished the felony/misdemeanor system, and so #46 did not happen.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Addendum: These issues would be handled by Immigration, not Customs. And if a question about your criminal history is asked, it's on a card.
fa30734
It's possible they knew he was american, and instead of asking him about indictable vs summary offences they used terminology he knows
HeiheiForPresident
How does the abolition of felony/misdemeanour categorisation affect there being a cloud in the sky?
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Ah fuckballs, after counting it twice I still fucked it up. I am not a smart person.
Caspooky
#1 It took me ages to see it was not a fucked up leg thing, but actually the left person's arm...
ladyatlas777
same