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Star Bores.
jethro007
Nobody hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.
ArkhamVLovecraft
I like how people imply that without anakin the emperor would not have a plan to control the galaxy
PoopyProblem5
What?
poscduke
Would he only translate for the men? Or the women and the children too?
Klaaism
He translated them all!
Ireadtoomuch
You'd think living on a planet for his life up until that point he wouldve spoken it
Legomaniac91
He was also a city-dwelling slave and they were violent, xenophobic raiders. I don't think they would have interacted much.
vargul16661
Pretty sure she wasnt tied to the frame just for them to beat on her.
Deadpoolio7
BoozeHound001
"Someone named palpatine paid them to kidnap your mother" Anakin:
orbitn
I was just talking about this with my roommate yesterday - is that the canon reason they did it?
BoozeHound001
I just looked it up. It was a cut line, apparently it was dooku that did it.
Klaaism
Sometimes people need just a little push.
RanekC
Why the fuck was anakin not carrying a medpac or something? Would have saved his mom.
fragya3000
Or I guess he should've just known how to force-heal. /s
Dagordae
It's a movie, not a videogame. Star Wars doesn't have instaheal medics.
dynamited222
Had a medpack in episode 7 of the mandalorian
ReginaKasteen
Statement: Translating for Tusken Raiders is a waste of time, master. We should return to blasting them.
DontTazeMeBrah
Roger Roger
GreenFox
Ah, I guess the spoilers are starting now then?
Deadpoolio7
No. The Ep is 2 days old and this is not a spoiler. He talks to Tuskans in season 1.
ce84mo0224
How would a translator have helped? Even if he knew what they were saying they still killed Anakins mother.
Deadpoolio7
Well, he could’ve defused the situation and stopped him killing them like animals. Also, it a joke.
flamingflamingo
"She wouldn't drink their water Anakin. It's her fault, really."
Deadpoolisfunny
I love how he talks to them instead of fighting them, it really opens up the world that much more than just calling them savages.
aleafonthewind
Not canon anymore, the the original KOTOR game delves into their origins, if you want more positive treatment of them.
Deadpoolisfunny
Played them and loved them. I always loved that.
Deadpoolio7
skooksies
Anybody else catch that Episode 1 throwback with the pod racer epic mount?
ZPITTZ
How about them using the weird staff thing as a bantha tooth pick!
itsthevoiceman
That was both hilarious, and fucking stupid, and I loved it!
MeatSparkles
Yeah totes did, freaking DOPE.
NightfallEverdark
Yes. The swoop engine.
Klaaism
Now this is pod racing!
Deadpoolio7
XVUltima
Part of me thinks Anakin just made a podracer out of two scrapped speederbikes and that is what they normally look like.
XVUltima
Makes more sense than this one guy getting BOTH Bobba Fett's armor AND Anakin's Podracer.
yifin
Friends out the Marshall just liked retro stuff & haunts the antique shops on even days & thrifts on the others.
Elpepitos
Yep, the marshal rides one of the reactors from anakin's pod
skooksies
Ngl I squealed like a true fangirl
OtterlyMagnificent
Specifically, the Right-hand pod, upside down. The saddle has a plate covering the plasma beam. (I guess the Left was just too trashed 1/
OtterlyMagnificent
by Sebulba's attack)2/2
skooksies
Good eye, I didn't notice that
ReaperNo1
They killed his mother, no amount of translating was going to help.
gandraw
He didn't give a shit about his mother for 10 years though.
darkhalfbreed
Just because the Jedi closed off his communications with her doesn't mean he didn't care
Dagordae
He could have left the order at any time. That's also why Padme died, he was more concerned about his rank and title than about them.
DeeDoubleYu
Mando: "they say they uhhh... DIDN'T kill your mother... yeah.. also don't look in that tent."
ReginaKasteen
If this turns into Weekend at Bernie's all will be forgiven.
iamthisguy247
Didn’t stop Tony:
luckybreak91
I mean, I'd argue on some level Tony realized that Bucky isn't responsible for actions taken while literally brainwashed, that's Hydra.
luckybreak91
Tony already got his revenge by helping to finish Hydra during Age of Ultron, with Cap doing most of the work in the Winter Soldier movie.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Tony absolutely realized it, it wasn't hard to figure out what happened. But he wanted Bucky to pay anyway.
eathotdog
What if the tusken raiders mother was named Shmi?
MikeRInternetTraveler
[deranged grunting] translated to “WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?”
Deadpoolio7
Mando: “They said that it appears, in your anger, *you* killed her. That’s not the way, man.”
sirlein
As anakin cut every one in half
NightfallEverdark
Mando with the shot gun blast to the knee.
Deadpoolio7
ReaperNo1
lmao, that's not even close to how it happened. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Shmi_Skywalker_Lars/Legends
Deadpoolio7
Bro I was making a joke
ReaperNo1
Bro, it has to have something to do with what were talking about to be funny.
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Does it tho
Racack
Bro you’re unpleasant
GNiko
I mean, most war epics would be a lot shorter if people just talked to each other instead of fighting.
kirshi
That wouldnt be realistic enough tho
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
"Star Talks"
Noughmad
Also all romantic movies.
TheFrozenLake
It's almost as if their creators were trying to make an important point...
ReginaKasteen
The Iliad if Priam had made his idiot son give the girl back.
FeroKaktus
If Lars or the pilot could speak English, The Thing would be over in ten minutes. Hell, even just "bad dog! Sick dog!"
Bonsaipanda
Tell this to the new Star Treks that CBS is shitting out from their epic fail writer's room. > . <
Mitchz95
Discovery season 3 is actually really good so far, imo.
Bonsaipanda
Yeah, just skipping some established canon things here and there, no biggie. And problem solving = kicking someone in the face. : /
Sumdumguy42
Burnham still crying?
Mitchz95
She's actually lightened up quite a bit!
CoffeeZombie
Almost the entire first book of the Iliad is two of the main characters talking. Which results in fighting.
MofongoBalls
Franz Ferdinand shoulda listened to that grenade
Scorch052
You do know franz ferdinand was shot, right?
MofongoBalls
On the second attempt. The first they tried to throw a grenade in his car and he still went back out there
Scorch052
I stand corrected, then
zerovanity59
His driver made a wrong turn and stalled the car.
MofongoBalls
Ya. And they threw a bomb at him https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Archduke_Franz_Ferdinand
Deadpoolio7
If only someone had just come along and said: “Anakin, stop being such a cunt”
Klaaism
War is just an extension of diplomacy. The true art of war is winning before the fighting even begins.
ErkTheJrk
"Anakin, stay in the cockpit" is about as close as I can remember
itsthevoiceman
Literally why I like The Boys. Very often, people HAD to explain themselves. Kinda fell off a bit in S2, tho.
thesuperrippednobody
That’s putting the blame on the wrong person, at least early on.
Deadpoolio7
I blame Darth Maul for not running him over.
Imjusthereforthecomments
Hard agree. Cut him down.
k0pkl
Maul had no idea who he was. He just saw a kid in the desert and was ready to splatter him
BigDaddysMeatWagon
That's the mark of a true sith. Don't give a shit if it wrecks your front end up, yeet that small child. It isn't even why you're there.