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Make one of those really loud whistles using my fingers. You know, the kind used to hail taxis in films. My dad can do it amazingly - I need to ask him to teach me.
Blow smoke rings. It's hard. I'm practising.
Make a 4 cheese soufflé that doesn't fall. Cheese is the best of foods.
Make a balloon animal. Because why not?
Speak Hindi. Again, it's my Dad's first language, by he never taught me. He also speaks fluent French - again, wish I'd grown up bilingual.
Braid like this. It's just sooo hard.
Anyone got any tips? What do you wish you could do?
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
add a 5th: "I want to have realistic goals"
FangerPappet
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Whistling
Shaggy952
Guess you also want to know how to count
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Repetitapup
Thanks @BobtheBurgerman
RickCaptain
From the thumbnail, looked like #1 was suck 3 dicks at a time. Just sayin.
iamthegrayone
You should also learn to count.
Repetitapup
Oops yeah I got into it and kept adding more stuff to the original post
Captainbetray
U probably should learn how to speak Hindi. I was born in Goa and I speak Konkani, Hindi, English, married to French & my mum is Portuguese
lilmonkie
YouTube.
Salixer
I make balloon animals, got bored when my cousin was in the children's hospital, pretty easy to learn and kids love them
misterbookman
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This has failed. There's even video evidence thanks to my SO filming me trying to teach myself
misterbookman
Hahahaha!
Captainbetray
I got a tip, it's only for my wife though.
Vanish914
I wanted to learn Hindi as well - apparently Duolingo is working on a Hindi version (but it's going a bit slow)
TheHeathLedger
I can teach you Hindi
BrianMFTurner
I can teach you literally all of these except how to speak Hindi
TheHeathLedger
And I can teach Hindi
AuntieIroh
I'm not very good at the loud whistle but I can make an owl/pidgeon sound with my hands
Repetitapup
That's impressive too
littlemorte
I can make a lamb sound with my voice it's hilarious
RelartOfGivia
...give a woman an orgasm
littlemorte
You poor thing
RelartOfGivia
Not me, OP. I get my girl O-ing in multiples.
littlemorte
Yay!
littlemorte
I can whistle with my fingers,puckering & not puckering lips,& smiling.You just need to practice.Everything needs practice.Poly lingual here
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littlemorte
Go practice!
00elix
Wish I could stop browsing Imgur at work.
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
i wish … that i could figure out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Copious quantities of sugar
cabal101
For the whistle I would look at YouTube. Duolingo for the language. I use it for French and it looks like Hindi will be available in Sept.
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Thanks @cabal101
meggadave
I wish I could think of a cool and satirical comment but this post is so dull it has given me Chlamydia
boardswhenbored
That bad, huh? +1
Repetitapup
I loled
p0tat0gun
maybe you should add a fifth thing, counting.
captainfizzypants
Wouldn't that be a seventh thing?
browsib
Came to post the exact same thing
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gweblurker
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letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
littlemorte