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In honor of the Olympics in Russia, I present you with my all-time favorite Putin gif.
Feb 8, 2014 6:04 PM
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RigidAirship
He's like, "Yeah, that just happened."
ConformityEVERYWHERE
I was waiting for the sunglasses to appear, then for it to say "Deal with it".
Detox208
That last look..... deal with it
matrix86
I love the way he looked at the camera before and after. "hey, watch this......suck it, bitch!."
RebeccaDalal48
Putin is hated for spitting on basic rights and most likely rigged elections. 2/2
zat14
Witchcraft!! I call Witchcraft! I saw Goody Putin with the devil!
FredSmith2
Obama nailed it when he said Poots is like a bored kid at the back of a classroom.
RudeDudeInABadMood
dawner
Not gonna lie..just tried it and got like -1 second...
shotofB12
I just found out my aunts cousin jn the Netherlands is dating putins daughter...5 degrees of separation!!
AllTheFunnyOnesAreGone
Someone needs to add deal with it glasses to the end of this
AllTheFunnyOnesAreGone
And maybe an explosion
biggiebiggiebiggiecantyousee
Cant stop laughing
jakomilo
I always upvote putin the pen up right
pandajedi
America can beat that
strychnineintheguacamole
Something about the pen attacking reporters.
synbioskuun
The writing implement -is- mightier than the sword, after all.
Rankled
I lol'ed outloud
ForestRed
Laughed out loud out loud?
WhatUpMyNinjas
Incoming Putin it straight up jokes
CrazyHooch
If Kim Jong Un did this they would commend him with a monument.
Ninjanarwhal64
he didnt do it and they are commending him with a monument
chainletter
Best Korean Psychic Squad.
HannaMckiddy42
she got beaten on the street for three times already, if i remember right. and has to check in with police station every week. i'm russian.
ShamrockFury
"Hurry, I must wrestle bear and have bear "exiled"
CrazyHooch
He sticks the landing! Such composure. Vladimir Putin everybody.
anentirefootballteam
I have been looking for this gif for so long!!!
ajacbos
That little smile at the end.
JBSmoove
Can Putin smile?
AWdeV
I can't recognise a smile in that mess.
thePJA
You can see a smile in that grain?
SAScaptainprice
grain-grin...oh, i see what you did there.
yetiburglar
is that what russians look like when they smile?
helgur
Sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMJ-2sWJYb8&t=0m15s
shmimon
http://imgur.com/5Ng57KB.gif
anentirefootballteam
Yes. Just yes
Tech21101
Dat perfect transitioning gif
lferas
Can't see this without seeing Bill Nye's face.... Freaky...
WhatFreshHell
I've never te scene this gif so seamless. Phenomenal. No exag.
YourGodCreatedMeToo
jmeyers1983
I was hoping it would pan to what he was drawing and it was this: http://imgur.com/QD6HmVJ
endfreq
I knew it before I clicked.
SAScaptainprice
oh how the internet exposed our minds that we already knew what it was even before hovering over the link.
CapnDonal
I can't help but upvote Dickbutt...I don't want to but I must.
dizuix
I always upvote dickbutt :)
chainletter
http://www.kiwipolitico.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/putin-scrib.jpg
CapnNausea
Looks like Russian to me.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
what is he??? radio??
NerdyOtter
I did my best.
ihavetotypeallthiscrapeverytimeiloginfromwork
Majestic.
RedStarBeograd
Goddamn Putin lel
boneywasawarriorwayayix
I like to see Jackie Treehorn's similar work.
TheFlyingHellfish
Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, YOU owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
chemachi
This pretty much sums up my sex life
dirtmop
I measure my sex life in Lorde.
stutteringbob
Playing with something that small and thin sums up your sex life? That should be in a confession bear dude.
coincidenceithinknot
haha. you made me laugh. more than the gif entertained.
BreakingSad
Damn look at those points, this is user-sub, good job dude
MarcusPlautusMolesworthus
High-five. Not with that hand.
SchnitzelDeluxe
moscow is dreaming
WhatUpMyNinjas
Your sex life entails Putin's letting of your penis for .627 seconds?
shmimon
No, for him any man will do.
Potatoslicer
I spit coke all over my keyboard when I read that.
iwantnudestoo
That's .627 seconds longer than my entire sex life. *cries in a corner*
TheMonsterWithinYou
Does phone sex count as a sex life? No? Ok. :(
eftwyrd
Don't worry. if you remain a virgin to the age of 30 you become a wizard. Or a fairy. I dont remember which.
iwantnudestoo
Yipppeeee. 7.5 years to go.
ImGonnaLeadYouDownThePathThatRocks
10.4 more me :P
iwantnudestoo
Aww you's just a baby :)
FingolfinHighKingoftheNoldor
But your name is Mr. WIGGLEZ!!!
Unicorncob
it's THE Mr.wiggles to you sir.
iwantnudestoo
It is all I have. [CRYING INTENSIFIES]
wessyfbaby
Kim Jong Un has the real record. Everyone knows that.
AugustTheGreat
DEAR LEADER MUCH SUPERIOR TIME TO LOWLY RUSSIAN HALF NAKED MAN!
UpvotesBirds
It's in his biography after all
wessyfbaby
Autobiography. He wrote it in 37 languages.
howToLoseTheGame
He's the son descendant of heavens bright sun juche of the high seas party center comrade for home country day after all.
tuesunsommiel
who would win in a golf match: him or his dad?
voooodoooo
He holds all records in all categories! ALL HAIL THE GREAT LEADER!!!
dearleaderkimjong
You got that right.
witsd
It lasted for 426 years, after which he never tried again.
StrawberryPrincess92
don't forget when he went back in time and INVENTED the ballpoint pin while riding on the back of a North Korean Unicorn.
KikiLebeauf
Too bad he retired from the sport
MuthafunkinasschapslapMcGee
Damn it! You guys beat me to both of these jokes. I'm always late!
cjmithrandir
you have to lurk to get the jump on these jokes =P
wutadalek
But in north korea, the year is 104...
LicensedAdHominem
That makes the feat even more impressive, doesn't it?
almagest910
actually I hear he spun it at the dawn of time and it's still going to this day.
ItsZones
Just prior to this the pen attacked a journalist, biting his leg and drawing blood.
COLONELSARGE
where did this come from?
ItsZones
a few days ago, a ton of Putin pictures posted with this caption
tarazud
This isn't going to get old any time soon.
TheCanadianNerd
It got old when it was still new.
HamzaMuhammad
Hey...HEY I GET THAT JOKE! HEY MOM! I GET IT!
ElitoBurrito
DRAWING
RisqueChilliScratch
You said the thing.
shmimon
Love it.
FlyingScot
That username can't not make me think about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtbv44G-CI
snoresmczilla
I'm getting pretty tired of Putin' up with people over using this joke.
ZaphodsFriend
I missed this joke! What does it mean?
SirMackingtosh
Same, I didn't see the original
anakin1729
Sauce: http://www.thespec.com/news-story/4350663-video-leopard-poses-with-putin-then-attacks-bites-journalist-at-sochi-photo-op/
ZaphodsFriend
Thank you :D
arcticmonkeyman
There was a pic of Putin on the gallery with him swimming with dolphins. Apparently "just prior the dolphin bit a journalist and drew blood"
PowerDrillEnema
That was one of the spin-offs. The original was, I think, either a cougar or a leopard. Some big cat that looks all fast and whatnot.
arcticmonkeyman
Why thank you for clearing up the confusion!
rawheadrex0508
No, that was just a spin off, I think it was actually a Russia baby.
NZWhovian
For someone so anti-gay, Putin sure seems enthralled by something staying erect
ShamrockFury
*black bag slips over NZWhovian's head*
SAScaptainprice
a 10ft dildo is inserted in his anus. or shall we say, was putin his anus.
greenteapropaganda
http://www.blacklistednews.com/Zionist_Run_Media_Aggressively_Push_Absurdly_Ridiculous_Anti-Russian_Propaganda/32718/0/5/5/Y/M.html
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
You may be surprised to know that heterosexual intercourse also depends on something staying erect.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I say my dear chap. Blimey!
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NexiKuro
Isn't it illegal to come out as gay though? Or at least to kids? I'm pretty sure that qualifies under his definition of propaganda.
johwig
B-but the mainstream American media told me!
greenteapropaganda
http://www.blacklistednews.com/Zionist_Run_Media_Aggressively_Push_Absurdly_Ridiculous_Anti-Russian_Propaganda/32718/0/5/5/Y/M.html
whistly
lil time ago a kid was charged with that, because she told openly about her orientation. story went public and 1/2
whistly
she got beaten on the street for three times already, if i remember right. and has to check in with police station every week. i'm russian.
malign
Let's blame Putin for the stupid mentality of people, yeah....
GustavTheErotic
?
MistakenGenetials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTbFSJ_Tr4; Oh so if i was gay and walked down the street, i wouldn't be arrested? (1)
MistakenGenetials
(2) And i didn't know two men/women kissing in public (or being publicly gay in general) was "propaganda"....
KraftDurchKoelsch
Yeah but "propaganda" is also two men kissing in public. He's not that cool.
therealSKYKING
Because someone has a different opinion than you, they can't be the coolest motherfucker around?
IbukiOnTheScene
What if that opinion is "I <3 genocide?"
malign
Heterosexual couples also get a backlash whenever they kiss in public. It's considered impolite.
MistakenGenetials
....yeah but do they get arrested for it?
malign
People who get arrested were either on illegal protests or stepped out of their boundries on those protests. They were arrested alongside1/2