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#12

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recently saw a report--insects found as high as 22k feet. The tortoiseshell butterfly. But that's in the Himalayas... so, just flying normal height, just near a very high place. But then... "Termites have been collected via aircraft at 19,000 feet (5,790 meters)." Ummm... how the hell does an aircraft collect an insect?

PILOT: "Oh, crap! A termite hit my windshield. An annoying blob right in my field of vision. It's going to drive me crazy til we land!"

COPILOT: "Not switching seats." 😅

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#35 when they ran out of room they moved onto Post Malone

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 So you get the kids to be nicer by being mean to them. Got it

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

"Do as I say, not as I do" is an old tradition.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

#1 Why do they need a stand? To intentionally waste battery life?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 fuk me! That's clever

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#28 This happened to me all the time in school! it was so scary and annoying

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#36 I mean, what I want is someone that prefers sitting inside watching Netflix, where am I gonna find em?

4 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

jump through a random window

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I’ve been saying for awhile we need a dating app for introverted nerds.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I had boo for a short while before I met my partner. Didnt bother putting a picture up on it.. turns out he had seen me on boo and was like.. streamer girl.. no picture, 29? Yike. Some people just don't look good on paper. I left the house maybe twice a week back then. Feels like he jumped through my window tbh. Best friend met her bf in ffxiv, lectured him on the game, met him a year later irl at a con. Some things just.. happen weirdly.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#2 but did they pay HDMI the royalties owed for using the connector?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer display port to chicken noodle soup coverters.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have wondered about #42 more than a few times. Like what about bees?

They can see UV flowers or some shit. Why wander around, why not spy out some primo flower beds from above?

Why not zoom up a couple hundred feet and get a birds ey… oh, because there’s lots of birds up there. So those bees probably don’t last too long.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 She should've charged the "artist" for finishing it for them.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#12 With wood soaked in wood!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 the only efficient way

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 "You are the uncle!"

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I found a set of AirPods. I was kinda surprised that they offered zero information about the owner, or even a serial number. I called Apple to see if they could help locate the owner. Nope. So now I have a pristine set of AirPods that know they don't belong to me. How useless.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 is not so weird considering that we say "5 dollars [and] 30 [cents]" - they're just enumerating units and subunits.

In old English units you'd say "ten shillings and sixpence" (the price tag on the Mad Hatter's hat)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to pet the Safi.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And she wants you (and everyone!) to pay her

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 I never thought of it as suicide. I thought he was being hanged—ostensibly by a sheriff, but possibly by an out-of-control mob who will realize what they’ve done when they’ve sobered up physically & psychologically. In the former case, I was always silently wondering what the man had done to deserve this fate. In the latter, I wondered how many nights the townsfolk woke up screaming, haunted by the memory of what they’ve done, as they slowly took their shameful, shared secret to their graves.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That's the first game of hangman. The ones afterwards are about the people from the crowd hanging themselves.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

New head canon.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Some species of Butterflies regularly fly about 6000km high. Bugs have been found even higher than that, but probably at that point carried by air currents, not really flying.

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

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4 months ago (deleted Mar 29, 2026 2:20 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That is… 1/10th of the way to the moon.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can go twice as high as that

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ISS orbits at ~400km. Doubt.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you might want to check your units there, because I think that 10 km is around 32,000 feet, and the ISS orbits around 400 km, so those butterflies sound terrifying.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean 6 km aka 6000 meters. Not 6000 km where there is no air to fly in.

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sir, the Monarchs are passing the Kármán line, we think this is their final push past low orbit

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I first typed 6k m, then I changed it to 6000 m, then I changed it to 6km, then I thought meters would be better than that, and changed it to 6000km... How is your day going?

4 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#11 there was a employee @ Netflix during Umbrella Academy that used 200$ ...I blocked them immediately.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'd give you dollars two hundred to go away

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm not sure if you're the real Elliot Page, but hey nice commitment to the bit if you're not.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#11 ww did the same in Portugal with the portuguese eacudo (shield) before we switched to euro €

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

which makes sense as Cabo Verde used to be a Portuguese colony

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 🚩

4 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

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