Not the Senator I was anxiously waiting for news on, but thoughts and prayers I guess.

Jul 12, 2026 6:35 AM

wisco97

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Thoughts of what ?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He put the confirm in "confirmed bachelor".

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I’ll take it as a consolation prize, I guess. Rest in piss

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So now that he promised sanctions on Russia, he died like 12 hours later? Are we going to accept this?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's a really bizarre take on this news

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always heard that when two people love each other very much and have a long relationship that if one dies, the other dies shortly thereafter from grief.

Go be with Mitch, Lindsey, and find the truth that you couldn't find in this world.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

". . . which was completely unrelated to his grindr date earlier that day . . . "

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Say hi to Jeff.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look guys! Our thoughts and prayers worked!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bet he went to see Mr Hands.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the world suddenly became a better place... even if just a tiny smidge.

2 weeks ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Fine, but I won't fully believe it until I see a statement from Mitch.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give him a call .... I'm sure he will answer

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

T W E N T Y M I N U T E S L A T E R

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was cum wasn't it, a cum overdose

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope it was that explosive diarrhea that the cdc refuses to address

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Explosive for the average person but for Ol' Ladybugs it trickles out of that raggedy old sock he calls a rectum

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna miss Seth Meyers' impression.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who's gonna tell Mee-maw?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had he spent time with JDV recently?

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

JD's presence only harms people with souls.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And couches

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish I'd believe in Hell.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Hey, Lindsey. Can you go and ask Mitch a question?”

“Sure, just give a moment.”

2 weeks ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

"You've got 20 minutes, get moving."

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wonder if he died doing what he loved: choking on a dick.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and nothing of value was lost.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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I guess we will never find out what Trump has on him to make him fold so quickly.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Knowing Trump, now that Graham is dead and of no more use, Trump will brag about how he controlled Graham and had all this blackmail material on him.

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Knowing Trump, it's already a miracle he didn't do it earlier.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And out of nowhere comes Lady Graham with a cardiac arrest!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

I want Geraldo opening his closet on live TV.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sorry? He just came back from where? Just before his ‘brief and sudden illness’ that resulted in being dead?

#slava_ukraini

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He probably wore a suit when he shouldn't've.

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