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Sorry for the motion sickness, I was in a rocking chair and trying to act natural. She's a science teacher, so send me your best sciencey tid bit.
Oct 29, 2020 2:44 AM
waterboy31
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Sorry for the motion sickness, I was in a rocking chair and trying to act natural. She's a science teacher, so send me your best sciencey tid bit.
yoyo42
Calling u/stabbot. Please stab the cameraman.
TheMarvinator
My kids laughed, my husband didn't get it
BubblesTheFish
I'm leaving you, John.
bigdog838
I love this!
sherbertpumper
Glad you fixed the sound... because this is gold.
waterboy31
Thanks for pointing it out ! Upvote for you!
PizzaQueen2000
I got my coworkers with this one. They were also tired of my shit.
noZen0
Sciencey tidbit, if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs struck at over 60 deg to the ground, it wouldn't have caused the dust winter.
noZen0
And they probably wouldn't've gone extinct.
Lambast
I also choose this wife's guy!
taself
well delivered, awesome
MrCairo
late i know, but i once did this joke at work and spent the next 10 minutes crying and laughing while the "target" just rolled her eyes.
cuttysark
LMAO I'd be fed up with you too!
waterboy31
I am so fed up with me
NomDeImguerre
Best science bit? Uhm... The inhibitor to the human sonic hedgehog neurotransmitter is called robotnikinin?
BreakablePotato
*SHH is a morphogen and guidance cue, not a neurotransmitter.
tripstere
This ones for me future gf
demosteness
Ok funny but what’s that weird snowman leaning on the corner??
Raxiel
ramram70
I guess this only works in English. My family didn't get it...
SciFiGuy2018
And she hasn't left you?
waterboy31
Well once.....but she came back.
SciFiGuy2018
:)
Linanz
Hahaha my husband told me this same joke years ago and I had the same reaction
chr4004
Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Dangerousdan666
Just did this to the missus. She's sick of your shit too.
BecauseRonCadillacIsFrickinEpic
MeTheWall
LadyNetrex
frankenmullet22
Wives hate that joke so much
AntikytheraMechanism31415
My wife particularly because she told me and i stole it and tell everyone :)
thechillpilgrim
I fucking love the joke
Pyroboy85
The eye roll is beautiful
WellThatsOriginal
This joke is aging, but still funny
thekiller0673
My friend never got this joke, anyone care to explain, hes a bit slow
Soboredwithlife
Reese. With a spoon? no, a knife.
thekiller0673
Ty
Ovenproof
She didn't get stabbed Witherspoon she got stabbed Withaknife
thekiller0673
Thanks, I'll try explain it to him, but I expect a follow up question about a fork...
Transcript
Man: Oh my God, did you see that uh-that actress got stabbed? | Wife:No, what? | Man:Reese um.- | Wife: Witherspoon? | Man: No, with a knife
spyzock
Thanks i dont speak english and didn't understand orally without sub
BulletToofTony
This user coming in clutch when you don't wanna wake the SO
CureForHomoSapiens
Thanks and username checks out
FrenchTheLlama2
I cannot make this up, I am actually an audio transcriber, thats my job, and I just opened imgur saying "alright done with work for the day"
waterboy31
I have failed you friend. And I am sorry
Transcript
FrenchTheLlama2
Not very well haha
circlebreaker
Norm McDonald is that you?
buzzbug1
Was scrolling to see if anyone else had said this. It was the first thing that came into my head.
kobrakaimf
I thought that at first but this clip wasn’t 8 minutes long
circlebreaker