After 20 years together she's had enough of my shit.

Oct 29, 2020 2:44 AM

waterboy31

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Sorry for the motion sickness, I was in a rocking chair and trying to act natural. She's a science teacher, so send me your best sciencey tid bit.

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Calling u/stabbot. Please stab the cameraman.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My kids laughed, my husband didn't get it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm leaving you, John.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love this!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad you fixed the sound... because this is gold.

5 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

Thanks for pointing it out ! Upvote for you!

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I got my coworkers with this one. They were also tired of my shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sciencey tidbit, if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs struck at over 60 deg to the ground, it wouldn't have caused the dust winter.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they probably wouldn't've gone extinct.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also choose this wife's guy!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well delivered, awesome

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

late i know, but i once did this joke at work and spent the next 10 minutes crying and laughing while the "target" just rolled her eyes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LMAO I'd be fed up with you too!

5 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

I am so fed up with me

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Best science bit? Uhm... The inhibitor to the human sonic hedgehog neurotransmitter is called robotnikinin?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*SHH is a morphogen and guidance cue, not a neurotransmitter.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This ones for me future gf

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok funny but what’s that weird snowman leaning on the corner??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess this only works in English. My family didn't get it...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And she hasn't left you?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well once.....but she came back.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha my husband told me this same joke years ago and I had the same reaction

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just did this to the missus. She's sick of your shit too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sitting on the can laughing my head off.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wives hate that joke so much

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

My wife particularly because she told me and i stole it and tell everyone :)

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I fucking love the joke

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The eye roll is beautiful

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

This joke is aging, but still funny

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

My friend never got this joke, anyone care to explain, hes a bit slow

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Reese. With a spoon? no, a knife.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ty

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She didn't get stabbed Witherspoon she got stabbed Withaknife

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I'll try explain it to him, but I expect a follow up question about a fork...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man: Oh my God, did you see that uh-that actress got stabbed? | Wife:No, what? | Man:Reese um.- | Wife: Witherspoon? | Man: No, with a knife

5 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 2

Thanks i dont speak english and didn't understand orally without sub

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This user coming in clutch when you don't wanna wake the SO

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thanks and username checks out

5 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

I cannot make this up, I am actually an audio transcriber, thats my job, and I just opened imgur saying "alright done with work for the day"

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have failed you friend. And I am sorry

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not very well haha

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norm McDonald is that you?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Was scrolling to see if anyone else had said this. It was the first thing that came into my head.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought that at first but this clip wasn’t 8 minutes long

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0