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Sep 15, 2025 12:32 PM
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DwayneTheCrackJohnson
6. Would I like Kevin now even better?
BryanTenn
If kevin was a jerk, just make Jerky.
Ingellvar
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Remember that pre-apocalypse morning when you said 'good morning' to Kevin, and got no reply? Pie's tastin' pretty good now, bitch.
TerminalGear
Iguana on a Stick is made of people! It's made of people!
Magpiebones
That's a relief, I like iguanas.
tinyfootprints
If you're not sure you liked Kevin, why do you think that adding pineapple would help?
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
Heeeey! It doesn't have to be only human flesh. Perhaps I just knew beforehand that rats, cockroachs and billionaires are the most likely to survive in an apolcalyptic setting and had some recipes ready beforehand?
ClownishAntics
And remember, brains are only for tanning leather. Everything other part is varying degrees of edible, brains are just for tanning.
MelfsAcidArrow
but it's ok from animals right? Because on Alone they are regularly eating rabbit and squirrel brains.
ClownishAntics
More or less, aye. Humans are just generally filthy, and eventually you might eat one that starts a pretty catastrophic cascade in brain eating societies
blarkk
I like Kevin better with hot sauce.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I like Kevin as more of a soup than a neighbor.
tidepool
I know I’d die pretty fast if an apocalypse happened because I’m on like 40 meds a day and 1 a week so as long as the death was swift I’d donate myself. Bonus, I’m fat so a slow roasting would probably be delicious.
StrangePaegan
I've already lived off grid, growing my own food and such. I hated it. Even if I didn't have all these meds, I'd still be like "Fuck it, me first, I ain't doing that shit again!"
qtRaven
badspud42
Kevin bacon?
GRaffted
Soylent green is people.
MarsIsAfire
Spoiler alert!
ChristosMylordos
That time when Alex Jones screamed on air how in the time of apocalypse he is going to eat your ass.
phalanxausage
How much am I about to like Kevin?
duktayp
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charondaboatman
+1 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMzA1MHl5NjhubTU0ODhrZWYxNXpwcm56eG1waHdpMTFvaDZ3bjJzaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/200w.mp4
MeowWoof
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Fawin
I'm not taking advice from a man named "Herbert West." Anything he's trying to tell me is probably so he can get me killed and have a fresh corpse to experiment on. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MzRxbHR1ZG54NnlrcDNwZW5kN250em1qNnViZW9ib24zOHY4cXNwbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4aUxSOVPgC25i/200w.webp
samwyze
Nice catch!
UncleRat
I was at a food anthropologist conference when, during an open session, someone asked the speakers how to cook people. It was clearly a joke, but all three said at the same time "You cook people the same as pork." As for a good marinade, they had several suggestions.
veronicablood
DO NOT READ THE HISTORY OF CHINA IN THE LATE 1960s
Degarafarat
SteveTheEgg
So argument: people often fail to fully grasp they are in an apocalyptic society. Like the pie shop under the barber was at a time when there was a massive food shortage due to bad harvest and was over priced due to bad laws and importing was hard due to wars, the great hunger in Ireland, and urbanization straining the food system. So by all means no one should have expected a broke-ass pie shop under a barber to be able to afford that much meat.
cousteau
The movie Delicatessen comes to mind.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
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cousteau
At least *that* "special recipe" didn't have people's *meat* in it. (I can't believe how specific I had to be with this sentence for it to be correct)
FlyByGRider
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WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
Try the Priest...
Exyr
Honestly I've been itching to try people.
justherefortheconfession
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SirYumYum
There was a kind of flavored tofu called Hufu that's supposed to taste just like human meat. Supposedly they worked with anthropologists and actual cannibals to make it as accurate as possible.
SteveTheEgg
I'm sorry, but no. I have in my very adventurous endeavors in eating have ever been fed tofu by someone that said it tasted like meat and had it taste ANYTHING like what they claim. And I like tofu.
That being said, I'm glad someone is playing with the concept. I always wonder if we can grow lab meat could I grow my own steak from me? If it's good could I sell myself? A nice Steve tar tar with yolk on top, perhaps?
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
As long as there's no nerve or brain tissue. Stick to just the meat please!
mike13815
As if you'd be able to afford the good stuff.
RuffyRuffHausen
You don't want to smile and giggle, all hippety hoppity?
samwyze
JohnnyFiveAces
BHPaperstacks
If the apocalypse does happen you all hereby have my permission to eat my ass.
Firestar002
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CedricDur
I remember when playing Grim Dawn for the first time and we reach a village where everything is perfect and golden in what is basically a post-apocalypse. Several lore notes go into graphic detail about cutting meat, and we are even asked to rescue prisoners who are then invited to stay for dinner.
I was offered meat. I refused.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Some people would be better as pies, is all I'm saying....
bianchinino06
And there are some people who would be a fine pie filling that I would delight in tossing uneaten with the comment, "Shame, she died for nothing."