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Apr 27, 2018 8:39 PM
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Vysard
I hope she doesn't cheat on him while he's deployed.
zzij
Either this is deja vu or this same post had the same exact comments a few months ago.
twfeline
Absolutely did not see him in the first pic.
M1S0
I only see a flying girl
SoulSukkur
come on dude, be real. She's obviously jumping.
wtfamIdoinghere000
Fucken new boots man...
McDuggets
bomber672
Holy crap I took me second to notice.
Dimentive
I know people often joke about people dressed in camo being invisible, but I legit didn’t see him at all. I mistook him for a tree.
Garbagecat
That's Hannah. What is she doing here
izme1000
See who?
TheRoach420
Multicam is some effective stuff
McMuffin64
once you see it you cant unsee it
matchugegs
I thought she was like doing a photoshoot and then he showed up and surprised her.
Iupvotestuff101
It was. She thought she was sitting on a fallen tree
RasczakRoughnecks
Can you imagine? Haha
NachoPete
Bamboozled again!
mity0k23
It’s a weirdly timed gif. The guy only shows up in the first picture after you look at the second one.
darkness1970
That's a girl, Snoop. Proper pronoun is "her".
TairaMai
Aww, they forgot Jody...
disinformatique
She'll be riding the dick train once he deploys.
jghaverty8888
note -> not all military marriages fail.
sarcamic
Are we not calling snoop on his use of 'deadass' here cause he's a famous raper and we don't want to look out of the snoop loop?
ellavator
Speaking as a female..... she looks like a bitch.
Dimentive
Somebody’s jealous.
RogersFord9000
Till he leaves on deployment
EverybodyWingChunTonight
Bruh, I deadass didn't see him either...
Dangeruff
So. You are single?
Koosies
Jody taking the pics?
eromitlab
Nah, Jody's camera work comes in after her guy deploys.
ilookfuckingcool
@HockeyFighter69
HockeyFighter69
Lol yeh multicam dye
ilookfuckingcool
Can we do these ?
HockeyFighter69
For sure!
ilookfuckingcool
Yayyyyy
Pandragun
Camo works. lol
FisterMantastic
Weird how that is lol
Britboy
Unless you are wearing ABU's... our camo only blends into couches
justwannarunaway
Not in Ghost Recon, No
LucasTheArchaneer
Especially at range
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
especially in low resolution screenshots
piirus
Who said that?
Quizz25S
Except when you send guys to the desert in green camo....
PUBspotter
Multicam does anyway. UCPs and ABUs on the other hand...
Britboy
ABUs are the stupidest camo ever... don't blend into anything. Getting those OCPs though
TheRealCentralIntelligenceAgency
when are we supposed to change? I heard it’s October
Britboy
Same
TheRealCentralIntelligenceAgency
Hopefully soon.. these abus are trash....
Flamboyatron
ABUs are only camo if you're cleaning dorms. Stupidest damn unifrom we've ever had. Can't wait until we go to OCPs.
SlimRSV4
What joke? I deadass didn't see him either.
delilahviolet
Me either. Thought it was a tree limb
Chasgrich
Haha, laughing my ass off off off off
governmentgavemeagun
That's the whole point of the billions of dollars spent worldwide on camouflage... if it didn't work a lot of the time, I'd be surprised.
ANGRYBATMAN
Idk man. The Army spent a whole lot of money on a shitty pattern they used for ten years
ANGRYBATMAN
Although they did realize the mistake and issued a better pattern to deploying soldiers in 2010, and is now adopted permanently
totallycooldude
He looks confused
iHaveAlotOfFolders
Hmmm, it’s also weird how she seems to be levitating in the second photo.
pookieeatworld
She clearly jumped just in time for the pic, or they used a burst shot while she jumped and just took the best one.
Unverified
I give it a year, 2 years..tops
kepler20c
Jody's just wearing Marpat so you can't see him at all.
Sareva
If he was wearing MARPAT, I'm calling a few friends who enlisted.
LabiaCrust
Actual unpopular opinion about military relationships
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Screams of dependa
mirrelle
2 years until she loses him in the forest because of the camo?
Cereaza
Tri-care is a helluva drug.
MinistryOfSillyWalkssss
As someone who's in the military I can say this 99% accurate
mynameisleumas
Bruh I’m married and been in the Army for 8 years. Every day is a struggle.
ryvius1
Hey! My gfs husband fights for your freedom
ArgleMyBargle
As soon as homie got deployed that bank account got drained
Atemcyph
And pusy filled with other milk from another bull
LowFucntioningSociopath
wtfamIdoinghere000
And she's marrying his best friend. He gonna come back to alamony payments supporting their kid.
phantomdreamer
Right along with Jody's balls.
Konton90
Ex sis in law left my bro $0.36 in his bank acct. Said it was for wasting 10 years of her life. She never worked once.
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
And that’s when it’s okay to hit a girl.
Itsalrighttobeconservative
Gahd damn dependas. Fuck that makes me want to stay single for my enlistment.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Ex didn't just leave me broke while on deployment, put me almost 20k in debt by taking out line of credit and payday loans in my name.
ArgleMyBargle
Do it. Best decision you'll ever make.
Konton90
Highly reccomend. Just had a Major come in to my store to sell his car he "won" in his divorce. He owes $14k more than it's worth.
Itsalrighttobeconservative
That’s just sad, damn.
carbonpage
I hate that this is what I think when I see a military couple
BoldAndBrashPanda
Explain for a friend?
Itsalrighttobeconservative
A large portion of military wives are vindictive pieces of shit that don’t work and leave their husbands with nothing while deployed.
jmacf
It’s apparently common for women to specifically marry men in the military with be intention of living off the service pay and not working/
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Dependaaaaaaa
iwillbeback
My bf is in the military and even though he is a few ranks in.. its really not THAT much money he makes. Glad i make my own.. otherwise /1
iwillbeback
It would be a lot less comfortable. I dont understand why leach off of someone like that. It's a ridiculous prejudice. /2
BrisketSandwich24
The free housing plus free healthcare plus the salary is a pot of money for someone with a high school education. You're underestimating
jmacf
/on their own. They’re known as “dependapotamuses”, basically military gold-diggers.
reykjavikparadise
Well unfortunately it is common. But often they just find a JODY instead