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Fun stuff.
cryborg
#20
DigitalDruid255
#14
abrakadaBRO
SedatedSl0th
W4RG4ZM
#42 bout to eat some shrooms and do this. See yall in the clouds.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
I miss tripping on shrooms. Haven't done so in nearly two years. Am the big sad.
linexnewt
#1... My wife was excited to tell me about Jimothy the raccoon. One of our dogs official names is Jimothy. Our other dog is Ricardo. But they go by Jim and Rick. (or many variations thereof)
profiledit
Thanks DK.
TheGoatsDad
#21 Same
hendawg2020
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZzVqcXl6dnJuZGxkeXlyaHR1aHdmdm5rbmswZnk5cGMxM25udHQ2MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SnioCkL9cd3B6/200w.webp
LewdLuteGoblin
GwensBackOnHerBS
#39 I'm going to concentrate the microplastics in my body and shit an action figure like I was a 3D printer.
OhmyBandit
HEARTS0FSPACE
#17 Holy fuck, that's real...
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Yup!
joeyecho101
Hi DK. Have a nice weekend.
yeahhedugit
Time is a human construct.
PearjuiceATX
Dogs, much like wizards, are never late.
earthlingextraordinaire
https://imgur.com/56glv7c.png
cryborg
goaldigga
Don't tell me how to give vitamins to my bird, yo
earthlingextraordinaire
SedatedSl0th
#38
earthlingextraordinaire
#45
earthlingextraordinaire
#22
cryborg
LobotomyPending
#42 psychiatrist? in this economy???
drhobotron
#38 The best part of aspen groves is that they're one giant organism, which can live for tens of thousands of years. So, a forest of great old ones.
Kbantar
It really is odd to learn how the Ship Of Theseus applies to botany.
lordlawrence1972
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ajZjbjBzemtwN3J4d2Z0N3NsOGVqOWNpd3Z0NHZheGR3cHQ5aWsxNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Rs7Nf29rQNIVFGRuEL/200w.webp
xL0opx
#38 I need them to not look at me pls
alyssaaac
#26
v
DrSharkbite
Nathanyel
like, what would even be a non-sexual purpose of a "limbless soft robot"?
alyssaaac
geraltofriva
*sploosh*
nyarlathotep777
Krytyn’s been looking for you!
namelessfish
Imma need about 7 more of these thank you
aerodynamit3
#27 all jokes aside, don't do this. The scar and area around it can remain sensitive for years or permanently afterwards.
imakesoap
Yeah, as the owner of a c-section scar, I winced at that one and its been 34 years
earthlingextraordinaire
#4
byronwilliams4010
#11 That poor diplodocus will never outrun those flames.
LordScarecrows
It wasn’t a brachiosaur?
Kbantar
No, it was Jimothy's cousin, the mutant giraffe.
SecondSince
It was a Long Boi.
LordScarecrows
*eye twitches* Brachis ate from the tops of trees. That’s why it stood up. Diplos stay low, eating bushes and stuff. Brachis have baseball bat tails. Diplos have whip tails. Ones a jacked up pick up truck. Ones a lowrider. Yeah theyre both sauropod “long bois” but theyre two different families. And I’d like to think I’m fun at parties but who knows.
ILoveThiPlatform
#37 my dyslexic ass thought it said shoulder angles and was trying to figure out the joke
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Yes, OMG I didn’t realize that until I read this! LOL
SamHandwhich
#16
earthlingextraordinaire
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#46 that was fucking wild that they just happened to have that angle of that footage. That whole documentary, man. Woof
ILoveThiPlatform
Ok, please watch Chimp crazy on hbomax. It's the tiger King of chimpanzees. It's fucking insane and hilarious.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Added to list!
kittykat25909
Please give me context I live under a rock and im so confused and curious.
RAJrios
Doot.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
/gallery/BtmpwDC/comment/2506668931
RAJrios
Woah. Thanks.
Omicron416
After a bit of digging:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Tiger_King_subjects#Travis_Maldonado
Travis is "Guy off camera" while "Guy on camera" is Joshua Dial.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Guy on camera: please stop playing with that gun, you're gonna shoot someone!
Guy off camera: Haha, you pussy. A Ruger pistol can't fire without a magazine inserted. Here, watch!
Guy off camera: *sounds of loud and instant darwinism*
Guy on camera [as seen in the image]: . . . .
LostChats
#7 Not POV
ILoveThiPlatform
Isn't this the pov of someone watching them (me) trying to get sick?
LostChats
No, “POV: Me…” (or someone or a pet) having a reaction is their POV. MRW is not POV. Only parts of your body’s that you can see through a lens are within the view of your POV. Think of it like this. A drone flying through the air could show a bird’s POV.
fubizdaddie
Yes, the meme IS is watching them, aka our point of view watching them. However, the wording on the meme indicates that is meant to be a first person point of view, of the person doing the thing. if it just said "Me, trying to get the...." without the "POV" part, it would be perfect.
RedTailedHawk
#26 https://imgur.com/TGBOgep.mp4
xL0opx
no but it can crawl back out!
emmythefox11
astralomega
all i can think is "that's a lot of pinch points"
TheDoctorCrankenstein
This is why they make silicone sleeves.
Kbantar
That sounds like a blow up doll's government name.
thedewser
Shaodyn
#44 Your average billionaire will happily fire up their private jet for a trip of less than 100 miles, and somehow climate change is my fault because I put a plastic bottle in the trash instead of the recycle bin.
Skevoid
FYI recycling plastic has a larger carbon footprint than putting it in landfill and making new plastic. Yeah it sucks.
Shaodyn
It was an example, but you get what I mean. Somehow, the responsibility for climate change has been pushed onto individuals, rather than the billionaires and/or corporations that are actually causing the problem.
Skevoid
Absolutely, no argument from me.
Shaodyn
100 corporations are responsible for something like 70% of pollution driving climate change, and is there any demand for them to go green or recycle or anything? No. It's all "THIS IS YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE SHITTY PAPER STRAWS!!!"
allhailthegreatmoose
Well yeah that’s how fascism works
KingORedLions
Yeah, but it reduces the need to manufacture more plastic... in theory.
In practice you can't recycle plastic, the whole thing is a greenwashing scam and we need to stop using plastic. It doesn't get recycled, it gets *downcycled* into a lower grade of plastic with more limited use... so we always need more plastic.
Shaodyn
In retrospect, the decision to make at least half the stuff in our society out of a synthetic material made from a nonrenewable resource that doesn't even recycle that well may not have been a very good one.
Omicron416
You're right, but now I'm wondering if it would be viable to go back to glass jars/bottles and metal cans for everything ...
Shaodyn
It wouldn't necessarily be easy. Or as cheap as using plastic is. But it's something we need to do.
KingORedLions
It gives petrochemical companies more money. So much of our society is built around giving petrochemical companies more money regardless of the consequences and I'm so utterly sick of it.
ILoveThiPlatform
#46 ooooh this is an oldie
giganticroboticpenguin
Time code on the image says just under 9 years.
wadatahmydamie
Six years. It’s six years old.
psugab
It's been a long 6 years. Also, in Internet time, 6 years is a long time
MadamPuddifoot
What's he reacting to? I never watched that shitty series about those shitty people.
earthlingextraordinaire
Definitely on the upper end of the many fucked up scenes in that whole series https://imgur.com/MQTI4gL.mp4
NotSinceTheAccidend
Boooooo. How dare he. Remove him from prison and let the tigers have him. This time no weapons allowed.
W0lfsbl00d
Always hated this scummy narcissist fuck.
fubizdaddie
Six years is not old enough to be called an oldie.
GigiDundas
Old enough to get a job and stop being a freeloading mooch.
ChazzK
On the internet? I've been called "out of touch" for not being aware of trends that started THAT DAY.
KindaWeirdSometimes
I don't know, the last six years have certainly felt like a lot more than 6
snarkybitch
Can you share with the class? We're they actually playing russian roulette
Grandolddrummer
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wadatahmydamie
Tiger King (2020)
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
It's from "Tiger King". He just watched someone put an "unloaded" gun up to their head and pull the trigger. The gun was, in fact, not unloaded. In the image shown from security footage, he is currently watching a person off-camera dying. According to his account, they were alive for several seconds after the bullet went through their head looking shocked and confused.
snarkybitch
Fuckin hell
ILoveThiPlatform
Assume EVERY gun is loaded. It's basic gun safety.
Ginoawesomesauce
Safety was not a priority for these people. A girl got her arm ripped off and eaten and continued to work there
albaboss
We have a super old rifle from the 1800s that we inherited and we now use as decor. I even treat that thing like it’s loaded
Kbantar
My ex sister in law loves showing the bullet hole in her kitchen from when my brother "proved" his gun wasn't loaded. And the second hole when he proved that, well, NOW it wasn't loaded. I am perpetually amazed he has made it this long.
Ginoawesomesauce
Apparently this was a habit of the dude that died. He thought it was funny and would do it to people to freak them out. It worked a bunch of times before...
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
It's hard to remember that when smoking meth
ILoveThiPlatform
A stupid (potentially high) man was playing with a gun and accidentally went home to glory.
The guy freaking out was a part of the documentary team covering Joe Exotic and his "zoo." He unfortunately saw it happen and this is him reacting to it.
snarkybitch
Thats horrible
AngelBunny8888
Yeah he pointed it at the guy you see there and when he said to stop his reply was "there's no mag in, it won't fire without a mag, look" *places gun to own head, pulls trigger, drops dead*
And honestly not even necessarily the most messed up thing in that documentary.
snarkybitch
At least he killed himself and not somebody else with his stupidity
Yeah one day I'll get around to it
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
It's only like the 3rd or 4th most horrible thing from that show
ILoveThiPlatform
Truly
ILoveThiPlatform
Oh, it got funny again when Joe Exotic hosted his funeral.
Watch the Tiger King doc. It's unbelievably crazy.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I did recently rewatch that because I wanted to see it outside of that weird COVID time we were all in where we'd watch or do anything to feel alive. It was crazier than I remembered somehow. That entire cast of characters was unbelievable. It's definitely worth watching. It is sad how the animals were treated though. It was like a feral human zoo running a big cat zoo. Almost no living thing in that series should be outside of a cage.