levelor
107425
2112
12
OK Dept of Wildlife keeping it real.
Aug 23, 2023 10:25 AM
levelor
107425
2112
12
OK Dept of Wildlife keeping it real.
Goblor
I can't be in the sun for more than like 20 minutes and I just wna lay down and nap. Something about it just kicks my sleep mode into gear
ctotheg2
Back sassing. https://i.imgur.com/yd4En6r
deemcgrath6
Anyone else shocked that Oklahoma would give sound advice like that?
mikeatike
What is this guy saying it's manly to die of heat exhaustion? Or its gay to hydrate?
TheOnePristineMonk
Maybe you'll die of heat exhaustion if you're gay?
PolarHailStorm
Imagine thinking you're able to withstand the sun. The fucking sun! Of all things.
Awaras
OldSchoolNewRules
Imagine thinking you are stronger than the sun.
verybamboo
Always reminds me of this one.
boobsalot
Back sassin! I didnt know my momma worked down there
cyounghmfce
OOH, SUNBURN!
LooseyGooseyBrett
Some people are built differently
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Reminds me of a work colleague thought that me wearing sunglasses was purely a fashion choice..
It's hot and bright. There isn't a cloud in the sky.. I'd like to maintain my eyesight, thank you very much........ Matt..
MotherfuckinGoats
Every time I have someone visit me here in Vegas, their first words are "IT'S SO BRIGHT!" and then "IT'S SO HOT!" and I just hand them sunglasses and get them back inside.
cPol
Conrad failing to realize that people are wildlife.
PicassoCT
Not he though, his mum told him he was special, ever since he got the helmet..
Welley
Conard* and it means "cunt" in french.
Understopper
I always thought the tennis player Andre Le Conte had that sorted.
arfysdad
I had a parent of one of my students upset with me when their kid came home from school and told them I said humans are animals. "Animals are animals, and humans are human. Humans are not animals." Had a really hard time convincing him that humans are human, but of a subgroup of animals. It took a while, but he got there.
Zahnradfee
https://www.tiktok.com/@whataboutbunny/video/6977720502366342405
levelor
stonebrood
or that the sun is a part of it
MrRandom314159
The sun isn't part of nature, it's not a tree.
saucenes5
we need a sun dept badly
CopySix
Happy burny Conrad you dolt.
thatlazylizard
ImAGrower
Literally and figuratively.
trigonman3
lljkstonefish
guess that's one way to die
rookie23
Preview of tm's tht
painstream
Sunburn, specifically.
trigonman3
It's almost as if I chose an image related to the post.
painstream
trigonman3
Or I might be talking to a dumbass. You'll figure it out, sweetie. Or not, I can't choose my audience on the internet.
SirHonytawk
I'm a plant, don't tell me what to do. *photosynthesis*
Alexkorobeiniki
Excuse you, I *am* built different! I get heat stroke much easier than other people! The sun has always been a deadly laser for me.
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
Discordians
Unrelated but i love their Twitter handle as it sounds more like an account that post outlandish wildlife facts that will make you go "ok then" instead of an official department
cwilli08
Your Grandma is going to get a call about your sass.
jlurosa
I'd love a proper Spanish translation to back Sassing please
michaelfire
I renovated a house in west Texas in the 117 degree heat...never hurt so bad. Don't do it. Heat stroke, sunburn, heat cramps....It literally boils your brain. One word: pickle juice.
quietwalker
I wired up the surround sound speakers in my gameroom in Texas. Crawling around in the attic in what was probably around 120F, drinking about a gallon of water an hour. Sucked so bad. Had a walkie talkie so my wife could verify I was okay.
DiabloGrandeArts
Pickle juice?
ScarlettNape
You can actually buy it (just the juice aka brine) in gallon jugs these days.
Thesaya
Same stuff as in rehydration tablets, water, salt, sugar.
michaelfire
for heat cramps/ electrolytes- kid you not it seems to work https://www.washingtonpost.com/">eatment/">https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2023/07/17/foot-leg-cramp-treatment/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19997012/
OneMoreLime
Tell them to wear horse sunscreen…
Dragondraikk
Eh, let them have it I say. we could use a general intelligence boost throughout our gene pool
ricpaul
Radix865
kojenk
Nognom
slyshadows8888
What is this from want to watch again?!
trigonman3
Not sure, but I'm guessing it's A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Saxxon92
"Mr dalliard I've gone all peculiar now"
bobthefunny
bobthefunny
quietwalker
No way, I AM built different. I wilt in direct sunlight and my sinuses explode with exposure to the outdoors. I need filtered air, air conditioning, and a nice glass of water. Some music wouldn't hurt, and I wouldn't say no to someone lightly fanning me with a giant fan. Maybe some grapes. No trouble, but peeled would be best.
SkylerPancake
Red or green?
CommunCreator
/insert Hedonism-bot/ “Let the revelry begin!”
quietwalker
Bring me my most expensive oils ... mmmmmmMMmmmmm
swellerelk
We've spent thousands of years perfecting "inside", why not enjoy it?
jennym123
Did a cat write this?
ongabonga
I'd welcome someone lightly fanning me
JT1984
You sound like the "most adoptable pet" at the local shelter.
quietwalker
Just wait until you hear about my meal requirements! On the other hand, I won't try to escape when someone opens door, and I'm a good snuggler, and I'm pretty easy to keep entertained.
Anakindergarden
Also a quiet walker? Jackpot
ME2BNS12
I found some decent drugs to solve the sinus explosion thing. Lemme know if you're interested
quietwalker
I am getting shots finally. I'm on my like, 15'th week or something.