buggeredifiknow
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She called me a nosey nogoodnik.
Dec 28, 2018 1:38 AM
buggeredifiknow
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MrStealUrMeme
You had the rare upper hand, and you just gave it back to her??
Mushbeeguy
Ya got busted and paid twice for it!
Picklestherat
What kinda POS roots through closets near Christmas time?!
buggeredifiknow
I was hunting for reusable shopping bags because she needed some, it was in one. I didn't look closely.
mickison
It shouldn’t be a contest
buggeredifiknow
It's not, however you don't want to look like you were thoughtless, or make the other person look thoughtless.
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyFingersthere3
Now go tongue punch her fart box and make everything right again.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
buggeredifiknow
We have a 5 week old. The hanky panky is no go still.
riphenstone
The other way around, then. Fair's fair.
JackBurtonME
The baby wasn't born out of her fartbox
Alaskanpipeliner2
It may stay that way for a while. A long while. But don't let it die no matter what.
buggeredifiknow
Yes. Mostly I do romantic stuff like changing diapers now. it's a small candle, but it keeps burning.
SkyeIngram17
As a wife and a new mom, don’t underestimate yourself. Diaper changes unasked is sexy af.
Reaganitelevinite
Dude,you can do anything you want in front of a 5 week old. It only gets harder.
buggeredifiknow
Still needs to be medically released for the hanky panky first. It's literally off limits for now.
Criticalfailure404
What’s her dentist say?
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyFingersthere3
BOOM
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyFingersthere3
You're just not trying enough. Surely you have a whole seven minutes while the baby is asleep...
TheVoidListens
Gotta be medically released to do so xD
WhatDoYouMeanIcantStickmyFingersthere3
For you to eat out your wife? I didn't need a Dr. to tell us we couldn't do that.
TheVoidListens
Your username makes this all the funnier.