RedgrenGrumbolt
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May 3, 2017 5:26 AM
RedgrenGrumbolt
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SeitanTaisei
Bring back Macho Man Randy Savage.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
"People stopped cutting off creator watermarks" http://orig01.deviantart.net/c54c/f/2012/281/d/1/story_time_by_alectorfencer-d5h7ntv.jpg
thatsuzychick
Infinite money that doesn't harm the economy
compfreak530
to bring my dog back
dactylophile
Right in the feels
TheWaaaagh
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war."
BeastyBoysAreDoingItLive
This is the story all about how, my life got twisted upside down...
itsyaboyDC
Everday is taco Tuesday.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Somebody must have already found the book
HypnagogicHallucinations
Chronic high levels of endogenous oxytocin with no deterioration in efficacy.
BunterTheMage
Respect.
Saiyamoto
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
GapingAnalCavity
"The Matrix was a good movie. Shame they never made a sequel"
TheCalvinintheWoods
And then the murders started.
ApplebottomGene
iguessihaveto
I can control and/or reshape all matter at will.
JeremyPeevin
"this book doesn't control reality." Because I don't care how altruistic your values are, every Twilight Zone says that's a bad idea.
indrada3290609
1 trillion dollars suddenly appeared in my bank account, and neither the government nor the bank even questioned it
MaxIsNotAMonsterTruck
Hi, my name is Max and I just found a Tardis and know how to work it. Also, i have a megaman arm. This is my story.
explodjunk
Are you sure you don't want to be a monster truck? Like secretly at least?
ThatRaccoonGuy
I'd be the lame motherfucker that creates world peace, then gives myself a harem of raccoons to fuck.
Hyippy
LAME!
voxael
F23q98
Perdvert
WhatInSamHellIsAPuma
Enanabel
Everytime anyone sneezes they become a different species.
F23q98
Allergy season could ironically turn you into a plant
Overclockworked
I would write that I write 10,000 words a day
voxael
Twilight Zone Effect says you are compelled to write "10,000 words" every day
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
And they all lived happy peaceful lives, fulfilling and content in their own way.
Vinsane
TimLippe
Get me that fucking huge pizza I just saw a few images ago.
voxael
PhilKenSebban
Jessica Alba sex slave on a queen size bed made from English pound, American Dollars and Australian currency. Also a 2nd magic book.
RedCamaro
I have invented and patented warp travel
littlegoblin
My sister stops doing drugs and her bipolar is cured
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
Make "gif" pronounced zhaif.
insanitypotion
Bastardo
CirB
My first impulse was to fix the climate change... but if I just did that, I feel it would just give the rich mfers an excuse to continue (1)
CirB
destroying it just as before... (2/2)
RedgrenGrumbolt
Banging hookers and doing rails off their tits (2)
IsmokedAweedOnce
I would draw a boob, just one
glitterlady
What kind of boob?
iOffend
How many boobs?
MathMaster
It is pronounced guh-if, immmmgrrrr, and life is fair
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
But the gif debate is settled, 9th century english had the word gif with not a hard or soft 'g' but 'y', it should be gif pronounced "yiff".
MathMaster
Lol, that is more for furries.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
But it's the oldest recorded pronunciation, and one where nobody wins and everyone is sad, save Old Gaelic experts and troublemakers.
MathMaster
That is a good argument for it. Hmmmm.....