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I'm going to a professional conference in the morning! Holy shit! I am NERVOUS AS FUCK! But I am here for a reason, because my boss believes in me. So wish me luck networking and actually talking to people tomorrow!
My gf was so clueless when I was hitting on her before our first date. Like... I was telling her how hot she is and she was still like, "is she flirting or just being nice?" But anyways, here we are 4 months later! I am glad that I was straight. I am getting less shy about having big convos too, even when they may feel overwhelming for both of us.
This is my dream wedding. I need a sword wedding. We don't even live together yet, I was just talking to her about that because I am so stressed out about what that is gonna look like. But I am glad that I brought it up. She's really serious and so am I.
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#6 what an unbelievably ridiculous hat
vegivamp
I feel like you were, in fact, not being very straight at all.
Jinxies
I dub thee, Sir Clapping of Cheeks
pocsaclypse
meganical
#1
poscduke
GubmentCheez
#1 Mess with the honk, GET DA BONK!!!
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
#24
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
"I am glad that I was straight." Honey, you're not fooling anybody, and neither should you. ;)
Losingit3000
Haha, yeah, I realized my error afterwards... Definitely not a straight grrl
samuelwestphalia
anerdwithaknife
Damn, a Darkwing Duck meme. <3
iwsmt
#21 if my partner wasn't desi with certain expectations on wedding culture and traditions (which I am more than happy to have at our wedding, to be fair), we'd do a fantasy wedding
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#11 but I've lost The Game
SalamanderBSC
https://xkcd.com/391/ You're free now.
BadRoleModel
#18 I'm sure this is the start to a very wholesome manga
AveryverySadBear
#14 girls are pretty q.q
Jinxies
Losingit3000
I know T_T
ArchangelZeriel
The council has spoken: girls are, indeed, pretty.
tzahtman
#5 oh dang
LordKitchenersValet
#24 captainamerica.gif
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#6 WHY ARE THEY SMILING? and so calm?
LumpPump
the empty void is welcoming them back into its cold vast empty arms. whats not to like?
Losingit3000
They were into some pretty kinky shit back in the day
AnneMakesMistakes
I do believe I've noted a theme here. Here. Have a fine offering in return.
Losingit3000
:3 *yoink*
TheMurderousCricket
#8 - Phyrexian PlagueLORD is not gender neutral.
Losingit3000
Or perhaps Plaguebearer? Another one is my favorites
bookofBaroness
This looks like a Cannibal Corpse cover
Losingit3000
No, but the art is so iconic to me that I wouldn't mind
RayneOfSalt
I run one of those in my Ygra the Hungry Hungry kitty commander deck! Such a great card.
CorvidPrime
My wife and I had a sword-ish wedding. We had a stone colored cake and put Aragons sword through it, with just the hilt sticking out “Sword in the Stone” style. The blade went through the table and was hidden by the tablecloth, so the guests couldn’t see it. Many of them gasped when we drew a huge blade out of the cake and used it to cut the first slice…
death67
That sounds really cool and fun!
CorvidPrime
It was! Some of the guests got some great pics of it, but we forgot to warn the photographer, so their shots aren’t as nice.
eronth
I may be stealing this.
CorvidPrime
Be my guest… I doubt we’ll be re-using it.
slack3rdav3
#18 gonna be impossible to hide an erection lol
TheWojoPL
Naah, it's manageable. You just have to be skilled with ratchet straps :)
Rogahar
That is a notable plot point of the entire thing. Morbid curiosity lead me to see if that panel/segment was edited or not. It was not.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Source?
Rogahar
No idea, and the keywords I could think of to try and find out might get me put on a list, so... I'm gonna assume the other commenter is right lol
IGiveSauce
368435 for those in the know. If you aren't in the know, googling this ふたなり でかチンスクールライフ Japanese text should get you a gallery.
I'm sure a bot/content filter would catch and delete this comment if I gave a link or put the English title in.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
>checks panda
>its actually on nhentai
damn i was more in the know than you