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Reddindian
I love how the characters of different eras interact as peers... This is good stuff
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
i read Steve Lichman's parts in the Monarch's voice and Dracula in Dr. Orpheus' voice from Venture Bros.
HebrewStar
Sold.
punner
Sgt. O`Mally is my spirit officer.
SirStrongBad
I read the Lich's voice as "The Monarch".
dragonraven13
You had me at 'unfuck that girl.'
capuchinmonkey
i thought this was he-man for a sec
RequiescatInPace
You made these, OP? FUCK, give me a link to website or something, I need more!
Labooon
I want to get a tumblr just to stay up to date
TimeTravelingGodzilla
I hear Skeletor's voice every time I read Steven's lines.
JaroCosgrave
Dave Rapoza on Imgur! What is this!? +1
weatherleaf
Dracula is a bro but his rapeyness.. I dunno lol. I'll try not to take that seriously since it's a comic. And a good comic it is.
AlisherUsmanovsLoveChild
oh man, I fucking lost it at this part. This is great
LexBit
I was looking for the source, but you ARE the source! Great stuff, you definitely got yourself a new fan who will spread the word!
DaveRapozaComics
Thanks!
RubyeKubly49
"Unless you can unfuck that girl"... DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
thebigby
While you are making comics, the draugur are training.
cable7193
While you are making comics, the draugur are socializing
kivalo
To be continued? ... The End
kivalo
Psych!
AcadianBacon
I NEED SOURCE PLEASE. D:
StringVariable
Are you kidding me? OP is the source and he linked to his tumblr. I don't get why you kids look for secondary sources.
AcadianBacon
I also don't get why you didn't look at the reply to this comment, where I went and posted a link to his Tapastic comic link...
StringVariable
I had wrongfully assumed it was one of those comic sites that takes people's work without asking.
AcadianBacon
True, it does kinda seem like something like that at first. I personally enjoy the comic Heavenly Nostrils, it's a lot like Calvin & Hobbes!
AcadianBacon
Wait, nevermind. I found it! It's now a new comic on Tapastic! :D - http://tapastic.com/episode/44587
SundogHooray
If you're havin undead problems I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but a lich ain't one.
makescreamogreatagain
Once upon a time, not too long ago, A Cyclops like myself had to strongarm a ho.
ISpilledRedWineAllOverMyInsides
This comic is like if Halloween and Office Space had a baby
LukeDeVari
Best original comic I've seen in a long while. This is how you recycle old ideas of classic characters in new ways
DaveRapozaComics
Thanks a lot!
evolvingeye
Is that a chocolate lab?
ThePelican
BAT FORM *...waddles away*
yuurg
Till the very next day...
littlepurplebirdy01
Oh, fucking great. That fucking song's gonna be in my fucking head all night. Awesome.
thegriffin88
*doop* *doop*
UndulatingTerrain
That was fucking adorable.
dryerdoor
Dracula can turn into a chocolate lab? Awww.
ThePotatoesareMashed
One of Dracula's many powers is to take the form of animals, not just bats.
DaveRapozaComics
Dracula just can't handle anything tougher
Fireside90
So if he gets stronger. can he turn into a Dragon, that would be kick ass.
DaveRapozaComics
he just turns in and goes back to sleep, he'll never be tough
LegendinExile
Vampires are a bit rapey aren't they.
MrCurler
I lost my shit when Dracula said "Damn you Sgt. O'Mally"
PitbullsPublicist
this is why we need feminism!
jsktrogdor
Vampires are fucking undead demons that feed on the blood of humans. The fuck you people get the impression they were nice guys????
eggmuffin
Some people seem to be forgetting the key word in "vampire's curse". Hint: It's not "vampire".
jorgamund
That was sort of their point, yes.
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
i need feminism because vampire rape women everyday, sometimes without even touching them
Hammerhead777
"Vampire" is a trigger for me. Stop saying it! This is why I need feminism.
RafailoSagara
I understood that reference!
KillingTheJoke1
OMG, I'M SO ANGRY WITH THAT STATEMENT YOU STATED!
Stadix
doclc
Vampires were always symbolic for rape, disease, fear of the flesh, and gluttony. Modern vampires completely miss the point.
bornamann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg&feature=kp
eggmuffin
That's kind of part of why it's called "vampire curse", not "vampire blessing". It's not "you can drink blood", it's "you MUST drink blood."
JasonThorn
...sorta the whole psych profile of man as predator without consequences.
Rheios
Well, person. Women could be considered vampires too. Just dig a person up and if they looked a little rosy cheeked => Vampire!!!
acunninglinguist
But Edward Cullen is soooooooooo dreamy...
flamingflamingo
Just saying that it sounds sexy.
werbenjagermenjensen
If vampires and dolphins made a baby... That would be like the superman of rape.
Rheios
This is terrible. Why is it not more popular?
Tehadam
It exists. His name is Rapeman.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvFx8L_RZ_k&feature=share&list=PL21A1DF35FFB783FD&index=2 PARODY BTW.
Tehadam
Wrong as fuck.
werbenjagermenjensen
The old man sounds like Herbert from family... Hilarious btw.
shadowex3
vampires were an allegory for rape, pretty much.
cdurgin
More a charming guy who doesn't care about her. Vampires started as a sort of Victorian sex ed about STD's
clawthewolf
Or as a romanian explanation for diseases
ObligatoryCommenter
That explains All the sucking.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
So are Centaurs. What, it's true. They're symbols of rape.
mechanimated
A lot of greek mythical creatures are. Satyrs have permanent giant boners that they balance wine cups on.
Rip901
Sauce?
supremacysun
That's not really an allegory, they just straight-up raped anybody they could
Hellboundclown
I thought that it was the satyr who was known for fornication with people?
LMeire
Centaurs were known specifically for crashing weddings to kidnap and rape the bride. Satyrs were more like "free-love" hippies with roofies.
MyEyesTheyBurn
Pretty much everything in Greece had sex with everything else...
Rheios
They were. Nymphs in particular. Greece apparently was mythological raperific.
w0od
fucking kids nowadays
scurve
Making less of a secret of sex than previous generations... damn them!
TheDarkLordOfTrees
*kids fucking nowadays
Codingale
Does "The fucking kids, nowadays" sound good? I can't tell or I'd join in on the party..
boodoopeoplemurderpeople
Thanks for telling us. What were you doing before?
Skornish
I love you.
idrivemycouch
phrasing!
stygyan
I love this. MORE.
Squ1dj1sm
Second.
Chronomechanist
It's great and all, but fuck, could the artist make the text any harder to read perhaps?!
tinycrocodile
i like the messy handwriting - it adds to the style of the comic
Chronomechanist
Messy is okay, but faded to the point where I can barely read the words was making my eyes sore.
Flucksy
Having great penmanship ain't so great anymore, huh? I had no problem reading this. Then again I read doctor's orders all day...
puppetute
Butt fuck?
rugpuncher
Perhaps, if he got a PhD.
sharkhugs
HEYOOOOOOOO
KayRadioMatt
Anyone else read Steven's lines with the Monarch's voice? Dracula as Dr. Venture? I like it! Moar!
IrilSaffran
cannot unhear. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
whatDoesMyHeadLooklike
I was reading them as Dracula is the Monarch, Steve is Hank, O'Mally is Doctor Girlfriend, and the cyclops and Minotaur sound the same.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
Sgt OMalley = Henchman 21
stevetehpirate
I did now, totally works. Especially if you get the Monarch doing Steve (the Lich)'s lines!
Kazumipierce
Now that you've said that I absolutely agree, though I think Orpheus fits Dracula much better. I can't stop reading it in those voices now.
andojaco
Yes! As soon as he said "unfuck that girl" it just clicked in my head and for the rest of the comic I heard monarch saying those lines. :)
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
No, no, Dracula is definitely in Dr. Orpheus's voice!
Carneyfex
THERE it is
frozensonata
Thank you.
almostsomething182
That's so weird, I'm watching the Venture Bros. as I type this!
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Nice! How far are you?
Kjasi
I also had the Ghost as SGT Hatred, but otherwise 100%!
whatDoesMyHeadLooklike
Yes! Sergeant Hatred is totally Sergeant O'mally
GingerTheBeard
no, a raspy undead voice for steven, and the stereotypical vampire voice for dracula.
Flucksy
The monarchs voice is raspy and nasally. Not that far of a stretch.
CamelSpotter
I actually read Steven's dialogue with the voice used for Skeletor in Robot Chicken. O'Malley, a Boston accent.
dangerousDoc
Steven's Voice is skeletor!
stevetehpirate
That is my voice!
ForkOfTerror
Maybe Cobra Commander...
NeverEndingStoryMachine
I am so glad I was not the only one who heard the Monarch's voice.
Roxz80
"Unless you can unfuck that girl"... DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
Kabba
Worth a try
forgeofjotunheim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfxn8MU7tsQ
wuoshababasha
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU UNFUCK A FUCK, CUZ I NEED TO :O
DizzyPascal
We all need to unfuck a fuck at some point in our lives...
zombyi
Ferris Bueller logic.
MagneticLasso
steven, its rape
presce
lost. my. shit.
SomeLameStuff
You'd best unfuck that girl or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!
howToLoseTheGame
My steak is so done. Can you uncook it?
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
I angrily get this reference.
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
you could always go to hell and come back from the dead... http://imgur.com/DQWnNUF
ObligatoryCommenter
Saving this for later.
Withallduerespect
The Supernatural fandom. Always lying in wait.
LegendinExile
So you go up to her and repeatedly remove your penis from her?
Lenton
Without putting it in, yes.
yanari
Somehow I don't see a downside to that plan even if it doesn't work.
Dooood
Yeah, I don't either.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
I think I just found a loophole for single religious people...
Dooood
It could work.
orientrat
That would be refucking her.
DuckSeason
Is it rape if she wants it and you ungive it to her???????
ThrewThatShitBeforeIWalkedInTheRoom
First shove your semen back down your penis hole then we can talk about the unfucking motions!
LegendinExile
Sounds like sex to me...
beardedheathen
No it's quite the opposite
Waterwalker
"I'm not fucking you, I'm unfucking you, it's different !"
Stadix
aintgotnosugar
Steven, it's sex.
RULESOFNATURE
damn you sgt. o,malley
emperorcain
Instead of in and out, it's out and in
Sauroctonus
But you can't take it out without puttin' it in first. :o
Kligan
The more you explain it, the more it definitely sounds like sex.
Dooood
I agree, just gotta do it backwards. And say "God oh, God oh, God oh!"
emperorcain
Then say their name backwards, thus summoning the devil
SinceTheAccident
or "Dog ho, dog ho, dog ho!" she might feel insulted though.
Alleon
Great fuckin' ending to a great ride.