Sep 27, 2020 5:45 PM
FailedMitosis
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no_mercy
funny
TautologyIsWhatItIs
If there's one thing that will make a single issue voter, it's getting public access to healthcare
aussiemw
Hosbrutality
icameheretolaughbutleftdisappointed
evilbeezlebub8
I’m a child but if u get injured and can’t pay for it what happens
MrRandom314159
No, you go to debtor's prison because you have overpaid bills.
VitaminJay
You make a joke, @op, but that's how it works...
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Need the sound of the bedpan hitting him in the head
pyroxferroite
This is literally reminding m e of my second surgery. lol
Harryteeters
M2500
No Muda! Not the Red Mist!!!
MyLastNameIsNotSure
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6ND8PfJQ0 My favorite time in WWF history. The bed pan to the head was fucking hilarious
HaveGinWillBabble
WHAT
JimPrescott
Why cut this before he hits him with the bedpan? The ping of that bedpan off McMahon's nugget is the greatest sound in wrestling history.
TheRealHandsomeJack
Take out the first 2 lines, and replace the word "Doctor" with "Community South Hospital in Indianapolis"
RenaissanceFaireMan
NyQuilDaydream
Ironically, he's probably the only one in WWE that actually has good healthcare, he treats his employees like shit.
weaponhowlet
You cut out the part where he hits him with the bed pan!
katyna31415
What kind of porn is this?
Mudpaws
Especially without Obamacare heh
Lobuttomize
"What" - the doctor
afyrwench
How I treat my patients
VibratingNipples
I remember seeing this in the wwf. I was disappointed to learn everything they did was acting/fake
THEcableguy
You.. Thought it was real at some point?
I was 10 year old
kleetz
I remember watching this (around 10 years old too) and calling my dad over to say, look at this and him saying it’s a circus. I said na uhhh
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Fair enough.
insegrevious
It's still real to me, damnit!
Yeah, that's fair I guess. I'm pretty sure there's people out there who deny it's fake that are grown ass adults
uBooLian
Don't forget bankruptcy, that's how we truly get f'd.
arfysdad
America doesn't have healthcare, we have wealthcare. It's your own fault for being poor. 3rd world nation.
MeAndJulio
Lol I remember watching this "live"
vixenbelle24067
I remember that episode!
SomeDetroitGuy
My wife needed her wisdom teeth out. They had her prepped for surgery but wouldn't start until the credit card approval came through. $2,700
Bludabeagle
My I ask if you wife was over or under 50 yo??
How do middle class people afford that? Let alone the poor
Ketheres
Is this another one of those American issues I've been hearing about? Geez US, get your bloody shit together.
Cancerousxhit
I feel like we're on the verge of no longer being able to without revolt if we can't over turn those in power eating us in next 10ish years
Djkb6718
Proud to be American where at least I know I'm freeeee!!!
RhinosRfatUnicorns
I’m as patriotic as the next person but I fucking hate that song.
NunyaBizness
My HEARRRTS ON FIRE ...
Joan Jett's mother, Madeline Jett (May, 1988)
Meradorn
Free to dying
TheAxeNinja
That it. That's american healthcare
Lambast
ciaran13
It took me ten years to get through the surgery room door after my knee was bone on bone. "Wait 'til you're 60 and take advil" they said.
My dad was in much the same boat. He's only 55 and just got one of his knees replaced because it got to the point of near permanent damage
CrimeBrulee
Handingoutnapslikecandy
Don't worry is almost the coveted "open enrollment" period of one month a year when you might win the healthcare subsidy but don't lapse!
AlkeneThiol
That Open Enrollment thing is seriously one of the most ridiculous fucking things we have somehow agreed is not totally fucking absurd
2) I can buy insurance for everything whenever I want... except for the most important part of me... my fucking body. Can only get that one
3) month per year. Otherwise I have to pay full price if I am in an emergency. But hey if that emergency was in October, then I wouldn't
4) have to declare Bankruptcy in 4 months! Yay American health insurance!
I have insurance through work so I get punched by an airplane
That's why Corporate America will never support universal healthcare because nobody would work for somebody that doesn't help them
And people think the unions don't want it but they do so badly. Universal healthcare means they can fight for literally everything else
Kannanhunter
Meh it just goes to a debt collector and it take you 50 years to pay off if then.
[deleted]
MasterGed
I mean america is already on the fuck everyone else train right?
bongles
It also runs the risk that they'll garnish your wages
cartman75
bobstallone
No insurance? No injury here.
HandyDandySuppressor
uncooked spaghetti
Iatesomecoffeecups
His knees are definitely weak
pritolus
dajex16
“You still coming in to work right?”
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Only one option at that point
bluerazzgummy
Once saw a girl jump in the path of a car and this happened go her legs. They were bent the wrong way and shit.
HEY!! At least the right tibia is still working!???!!?!
madflenser
Um what
BeautifulSound
Gahhwd no
IMainReinhardt
LOWERCASEGIRL
Just needs Robitusson. Let it get down to the bone
EvilDeadTed
dwells6192
First person I thought of when I saw that image.
TemetNosce000
This is what I was afraid of. Skeletons.
Thatsagoodbid
I would be shocked if the nerves and arteries are functional, they follow fairly close to the bones. Crazy that the knees and ankles look ok
wiggadewah
If you look closely at the distal end of the right fibula (lateral malleolus) it looks like a non displaced fracture there also.
CamelEnamel
Got those bones looking like stilettos in there
drduffer
I’m about 95% sure that X-Ray shows the legs of someone hit by a car at high speed. That’s a bumper injury.
Work xray in ortho clinic; looks highly plausible, hit from the right side.
CountFragula278
I’m no doctor, but that looks like bones and stuff.
Jimmyb3121
Jumped off a roof?
PersonalityFire
Lego.
ChinchillaTheHunn
Naw his card was declined
SalvadorVango
That’s how I feel when I bang my shin on the coffee table.
DavidLowis
or step on a Lego brick
Full-on Nancy Kerrigan. "Why! Oh, god why!"
HairyBigToe
My ex after jumping to conclusions
aScifiDog
TheFleshItBurns
His a little close to home.
TreasonousCheeto
She needed a jump to conclusions mat.
swiftHitMaker
Just walk it off
BuzzKillingtonEsq
That’ll be $755. Since you aren’t covered for “leg related injuries” Judy at the front desk can arrange allotments if you can’t pay in full.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Take a salt tablet
nilaismad
Don't forget essential oils
KermitTheFrog04
You’re not drinking enough water.
MiCarino
Rub some dirt on it.
TautologyIsWhatItIs
If there's one thing that will make a single issue voter, it's getting public access to healthcare
aussiemw
Hosbrutality
icameheretolaughbutleftdisappointed
evilbeezlebub8
I’m a child but if u get injured and can’t pay for it what happens
MrRandom314159
No, you go to debtor's prison because you have overpaid bills.
VitaminJay
You make a joke, @op, but that's how it works...
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
Need the sound of the bedpan hitting him in the head
pyroxferroite
This is literally reminding m e of my second surgery. lol
Harryteeters
M2500
No Muda! Not the Red Mist!!!
MyLastNameIsNotSure
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6ND8PfJQ0 My favorite time in WWF history. The bed pan to the head was fucking hilarious
HaveGinWillBabble
WHAT
JimPrescott
Why cut this before he hits him with the bedpan? The ping of that bedpan off McMahon's nugget is the greatest sound in wrestling history.
TheRealHandsomeJack
Take out the first 2 lines, and replace the word "Doctor" with "Community South Hospital in Indianapolis"
RenaissanceFaireMan
NyQuilDaydream
Ironically, he's probably the only one in WWE that actually has good healthcare, he treats his employees like shit.
weaponhowlet
You cut out the part where he hits him with the bed pan!
katyna31415
What kind of porn is this?
Mudpaws
Especially without Obamacare heh
Lobuttomize
"What" - the doctor
afyrwench
How I treat my patients
VibratingNipples
I remember seeing this in the wwf. I was disappointed to learn everything they did was acting/fake
THEcableguy
You.. Thought it was real at some point?
VibratingNipples
I was 10 year old
kleetz
I remember watching this (around 10 years old too) and calling my dad over to say, look at this and him saying it’s a circus. I said na uhhh
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Fair enough.
insegrevious
It's still real to me, damnit!
THEcableguy
Yeah, that's fair I guess. I'm pretty sure there's people out there who deny it's fake that are grown ass adults
uBooLian
Don't forget bankruptcy, that's how we truly get f'd.
arfysdad
America doesn't have healthcare, we have wealthcare. It's your own fault for being poor. 3rd world nation.
MeAndJulio
Lol I remember watching this "live"
vixenbelle24067
I remember that episode!
SomeDetroitGuy
My wife needed her wisdom teeth out. They had her prepped for surgery but wouldn't start until the credit card approval came through. $2,700
Bludabeagle
My I ask if you wife was over or under 50 yo??
SomeDetroitGuy
How do middle class people afford that? Let alone the poor
Ketheres
Is this another one of those American issues I've been hearing about? Geez US, get your bloody shit together.
Cancerousxhit
I feel like we're on the verge of no longer being able to without revolt if we can't over turn those in power eating us in next 10ish years
Djkb6718
Proud to be American where at least I know I'm freeeee!!!
RhinosRfatUnicorns
I’m as patriotic as the next person but I fucking hate that song.
NunyaBizness
My HEARRRTS ON FIRE ...
HaveGinWillBabble
Joan Jett's mother, Madeline Jett (May, 1988)
Meradorn
Free to dying
TheAxeNinja
That it. That's american healthcare
Lambast
ciaran13
arfysdad
It took me ten years to get through the surgery room door after my knee was bone on bone. "Wait 'til you're 60 and take advil" they said.
TheAxeNinja
My dad was in much the same boat. He's only 55 and just got one of his knees replaced because it got to the point of near permanent damage
CrimeBrulee
Handingoutnapslikecandy
Don't worry is almost the coveted "open enrollment" period of one month a year when you might win the healthcare subsidy but don't lapse!
AlkeneThiol
That Open Enrollment thing is seriously one of the most ridiculous fucking things we have somehow agreed is not totally fucking absurd
AlkeneThiol
2) I can buy insurance for everything whenever I want... except for the most important part of me... my fucking body. Can only get that one
AlkeneThiol
3) month per year. Otherwise I have to pay full price if I am in an emergency. But hey if that emergency was in October, then I wouldn't
AlkeneThiol
4) have to declare Bankruptcy in 4 months! Yay American health insurance!
TheAxeNinja
I have insurance through work so I get punched by an airplane
Handingoutnapslikecandy
That's why Corporate America will never support universal healthcare because nobody would work for somebody that doesn't help them
TheAxeNinja
And people think the unions don't want it but they do so badly. Universal healthcare means they can fight for literally everything else
Kannanhunter
Meh it just goes to a debt collector and it take you 50 years to pay off if then.
[deleted]
[deleted]
MasterGed
I mean america is already on the fuck everyone else train right?
bongles
It also runs the risk that they'll garnish your wages
cartman75
bobstallone
No insurance? No injury here.
HandyDandySuppressor
uncooked spaghetti
Iatesomecoffeecups
His knees are definitely weak
pritolus
dajex16
“You still coming in to work right?”
FiftyShadesOfTiramisu
Only one option at that point
bluerazzgummy
Once saw a girl jump in the path of a car and this happened go her legs. They were bent the wrong way and shit.
Bludabeagle
HEY!! At least the right tibia is still working!???!!?!
madflenser
Um what
BeautifulSound
Gahhwd no
IMainReinhardt
LOWERCASEGIRL
EvilDeadTed
dwells6192
First person I thought of when I saw that image.
TemetNosce000
This is what I was afraid of. Skeletons.
Thatsagoodbid
I would be shocked if the nerves and arteries are functional, they follow fairly close to the bones. Crazy that the knees and ankles look ok
wiggadewah
If you look closely at the distal end of the right fibula (lateral malleolus) it looks like a non displaced fracture there also.
CamelEnamel
Got those bones looking like stilettos in there
drduffer
I’m about 95% sure that X-Ray shows the legs of someone hit by a car at high speed. That’s a bumper injury.
wiggadewah
Work xray in ortho clinic; looks highly plausible, hit from the right side.
CountFragula278
I’m no doctor, but that looks like bones and stuff.
Jimmyb3121
Jumped off a roof?
PersonalityFire
Lego.
ChinchillaTheHunn
Naw his card was declined
SalvadorVango
That’s how I feel when I bang my shin on the coffee table.
DavidLowis
or step on a Lego brick
EvilDeadTed
Full-on Nancy Kerrigan. "Why! Oh, god why!"
HairyBigToe
My ex after jumping to conclusions
aScifiDog
TheFleshItBurns
His a little close to home.
TreasonousCheeto
She needed a jump to conclusions mat.
swiftHitMaker
Just walk it off
BuzzKillingtonEsq
That’ll be $755. Since you aren’t covered for “leg related injuries” Judy at the front desk can arrange allotments if you can’t pay in full.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Take a salt tablet
nilaismad
Don't forget essential oils
KermitTheFrog04
You’re not drinking enough water.
MiCarino
Rub some dirt on it.