TheLaughingCoffin
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Apr 11, 2016 9:37 PM
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leicester68
Forgot shitgibbon....
shaggykx
Jebend . I like this
cheetolini
Inspiring!
quade
These need to be desktop wallpaper size...
dangerbrennan
Shitcunt
Circumbetic
As an Englishman I'm certain more than half of these are incorrect
iwalkintoglassdoors
I can assure you they are correct! (I've lived in many areas in England and have the pleasure of working with users of this... dialogue!)
dogsmostly
Awww FANNY FLAPS!!!
twiggysminiskirt
I logged in just to favourite this.
StankMcNasty
These are beautiful
Jeepenstein
You had me at cuntpuddle, that will be used at my earliest opportunity..
DinkyDawson
As a Brit from the north I can attest to all of these and more!
frjackhackett
'cockwomble'? who's ever used that word?
Arkanrais
people being tryhards when it comes to swearing use shit like that.
youngmountaingoat
Oh dear. I have used that word. I'm very sorry.
L0L5ever
the british are unusually obsessed with dicks...
WaitWhat83
Bawbag, second favourite insult after Cunt Love being Scottish
jeromebettis
Upset wankstain was not after cuntpuddle
krill64
You know sometimes I think that the British live a far more exciting life than me.
SweetGeekling
Some of these totally sound made up.
aintthatbitch
Amazing. And I thought I knew some unusual curse words.
Zarkai
Let's see some of them!
aintthatbitch
Cunt monkey. Cum rag. Cum holster. Snatch block
Selekta
Cockwomble is my new favourite word
rageishere71
Spice and British in the same sentence. Ha!
RektanglesForEveryone
And you can hear Peter Capaldi use every last one of 'em in The Thick of It.
TarEmerald
See ya Cuntybullocks.
Elphames
Missing a personal favourite: bellend.
brambleramble
came specifically to add this, thank you for posting ;)
TheLaughingCoffin
Ah! What context is that typically used?
Zarkai
The same way you would use dickhead, generally. They mean the exact same thing, both literally and in usage.
TheLaughingCoffin
The more you know. +1
Zarkai
Jebend isn't from my part of the UK but I'm pretty sure it's the exact same too.
urfavoritekitten
Bitch ass mother fucker is a common one
kaeraneko
Talk dirty to me
defenestrater
No pronunciation guide? What absolute cocktwaddle.
Zarkai
Well, they're all easy to get right by just reading them. Except for twatface(rhymes with bat) I guess due to the American pronunciation.
connnerr
A lot of these are wrong
blaChek
Fuckety bye
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
My new favorite saying
ineptusMechanicus
Never ever haired that one and I've been here for 30 years. Is it a southern thing?
TheMotherofAllOmelets
Wankstain
Spinnnnn
http://youtu.be/JskZQR88MAk
ArmChairCommentator
Twatface
TheLaughingCoffin
A personal favorite
blaChek
Rolls right off the tongue
BoomerKeith
See ya Cuntybullocks.
BOBNOBODY
L3nnyj
Which is the exact reference I was thinking of.
Thylbanus
We use Fucknugget in the U.S., too.
drdruxen
As well as fuckwit and shitpouch. I prefer shitbag over shitpouch though.
ThatCanadianViking
Though I use a few of these here in Canada, aside from fuckwit/fucknugget I really don't hear it from anyone else.
KellyanneAlternativeFacts
I've never heard that in the US. I'm 26. Am I too old? Too young? Too in between?
awkwardturtlesmakeweirdbabies
Your just not hanging with the right people ;)
IBetThatHurts
We use a number if these in the US.
boredinhospital
As a Brit, none of these mean a thing to me.
iwalkintoglassdoors
I'm surprised at that! I know them all!
boredinhospital
Really? Where in the UK are you from?
iwalkintoglassdoors
I have lived all over England which may explain it, but mostly South (East and West). I think the SW has the best variety of the above.
boredinhospital
Must do! Liverpool here and dickhead is my go to insult.
iwalkintoglassdoors
I never heard them when I lived in Manchester tbh so perhaps this variety is focussed more to the South. I still say Jebend haha
Qwarke
Oh I know all of them. And from the uk. It's not good XD
boredinhospital
I'll give you tosspot and fuckwit, but shitpouch? Jabend? Pfft!
Qwarke
Still know them... I know it's bad
boredinhospital
Yep. You must be a veritable Shakespeare of esoteric euphemisms!
thedirtylamma
Think he means jebend
boredinhospital
See! I don't even have a clue!
thedirtylamma
Fair mate. Pop up to Leeds, you should get context lol