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**FP Edit** thanks guys for getting another one of my posts to the front page. Yes, he brings home the point. Cows don't just make milk. They do forced pregnancy (in the human world we call that rape). And when the poor cow's body wears out after giving birth so many times, she is sent off to be slaughtered. Her baby boys get taken away from her within four to five days to be slaughtered because they are considered waste products. The cows baby girls go into a different system where they are raised to repeat this horrid process.
My front page wish? When you're ordering your coffee drink, do a plant-based milk (Starbucks is no longer upcharging for this)... Or playfully ask if Linda's working. let's make this a thing!
...Wait.. I'm going to addendum my Linda wish. I just found out that one of my clients named Linda was in an automobile accident yesterday and is in the hospital. Let's all hold good thoughts for her that she's going to be okay. A lot of people count on this really sweet woman. -Including her disabled husband.
SithElephant
captainnewbi
a fresh bit? no way
martineb72
Ok, but why does he need to push his dick out every time he says milk? Does he also think 'milk' come from boy cows?
BDD85
He is pantomiming udders.
SoberAndBored
I was not looking for Linda, but Linda found me
AllTheKitties
Soy milk is tastier anyway. And the coconut milk Starbucks uses in their refreshers drinks is delicious.
streetcatz
Im sorry to hear about your neighbor linda. I hope she gets better soon so she can get back to her work at starbucks. I want my latte!
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Thank you kind and sweet internet stranger! I'm going to check on her after a bit here. She's a really good client and we all care about her a lot.
betmcc19721
I didn't know what to do with this one, so I just upvoted!
StephenDaniels
I only just found out roosters crow all day long like 3 or 4 years ago. I thought it was dawn only.
BDD85
The morning thing comes from the fact that they start crowing as soon as the fuckers wake up. So yeah, they crow at dawnish, and a little bit after... then again around noon, just in time for afternoon tea... and they keep going until nightfall, and then in between those places wherever they can squeeze in a good crow.
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
It starts at dawn because rooster sleep in the dark. The second it gets light out they wake up and do their thing.
LateNightBunnyParty
Lol! I'm rural and have chickens. One of my city dweller friends came over a few years ago to hang out for the afternoon, and one of my roosters sat on the porch with us and started crowing his fool head off. She said "I thought roosters only crowed in the morning???" So I got to hit her with "Well, they START crowing in the morning." (This is him. His name is The Power. He's old now, but still noisy. And cuddly.)
Krackajak78
BITTY!! I want more bitty!!
NOYLL
Preacher Lawson, I saw him live earlier this year. He was good, although I think he's still growing into his potential as a comedian. Could be great with a bit more work.
CptCaboose
He also does content in french. The guy was working as a doorman at a Montreal comédie club just so he could get is chance at the mic. He has plenty of appearances at Mike wards' podcast Sous-Ecoute
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Yeah I was just talking to another friend of mine who said that she saw him and thought the same thing :-)
Poppypoppoppop
Saw him on AGT on YT years ago. Guess he didn't get his break in his career yet
TheGreyGryphon
Dairy forces cows to get constantly pregnant in order to be lactating. That is a cows entire life. I am a dairy consumer but seek to reduce and remove it from my diet as I can!
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Thank you for this ❤️
HollerinAtTheVoid
I really hope that "bring yo milk Linda!" Catches on as some kind of viral phrase people start using
pachyderm
Delicious, delicious dogs…
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
🤡
szpet627
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
I'm not sure how I feel about this lol It's kind of cringe but it's kind of adorable
Eldis
They're delicious and milk is used to make cheese so the our whole species overlooks the fact of insane suffering. Cows are smart, too, about as smart as dogs. They're totes adorbs, and like to be pet. :3
sh17picker69000420
Karen's milk is sour.
TupacAintDead
I’d try Linda.
albaboss
I recently had a son and am breastfeeding. Your breast milk is the same as your blood alcohol levels. So my husband wants me to get really drunk, pump, and then we can make Me White Russians
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
secondgoaround
Tastes like cantaloupe juice.
ihavesexwithllamas6
Is Linda partially skimmed orrrrr…
Stolf
If so call Big Bertha over for some heavy cream
Weavedaddy
LINDA!!!
Krackajak78
holyicon
LINDA!!! {now in Hungarian}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-6AfYgqe_4
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
"Hold your horses already. Okay, who needs a splash?"
imreallyjusthereforthecats
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
I was kind of thinking this Linda...
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Me too, initially. Then I remembered her name is spelled Lynda.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Oh ooof You are correct! I totally didn't even think about that lol
imhereforthecommunity
Please add some educational videos outside of your echo chamber. https://youtu.be/wOABswBPP7s?si=LaZVAUIaS-KLYnht
Here is a content creator, that would be a good start.
NDdesu
Oh hey I posted about this guy here too lol his videos are very educational. I love when he cuddles his cows.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Good grief by all means yes let's greenwash the dairy industry already more than it does itself. I'm not going to listen to any of this YouTube propaganda. The meat, dairy, egg, and fishing industries already spend millions if not billions of dollars every year Green washing their "products" which are live animals that deserve better.
imhereforthecommunity
Having been raised in animal agriculture practices, and choosing that as my career, I know that I'm not going to change your opinion about this topic and you aren't going to change mine. But anthropomorphizing rape from animal estrus behavior distracts and dilutes your message.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
What would you call forcing a rod into a vagina to inseminate a cow? You wouldn't call that rape?
imhereforthecommunity
If the farmer allows a bull to "cover" her naturally would you be satisfied. Does a woman who chooses IVF get raped by her fertility doctor that administers the semen dose.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
You are so deluded. The poor cow is being forced raped over and over again to give birth to have her poor babies taken away from her at 4 to 5 days old to either be slaughtered or to put back into your "milk mill" You work in a disgusting practice.
Imustupvotealltacos
So initially I thought they had to constantly keep the cows pregnant or birthing (maybe they do. That'd be shitty). But like people, they can continue to make milk long after birth so long as you keep milking them. No need for constant pregnancy
Snooj
They do, and it's pretty shitty.
MarvinTheMarsian
An average cow lactates for about 10 months after giving birth. An average cow does this about 4 or 5 times in her life. Then, they usually go to the slaughterhouse.
MarvinTheMarsian
But I bet Linda isn't average. No woman can raise new a child every year from a starbucks salary. Also, Linda probebly doesn't go the the slaughterhouse.
NDdesu
There's a tiktok dude called Iowadairyfarmer who explains how things work https://www.tiktok.com/@iowadairyfarmer?lang=en pretty interesting
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
It's absolutely abhorrent
NDdesu
I feel like there is a lot of misunderstanding in the dairy business. There are plenty of farms that take care of their cows.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Right up until the time they send them off to slaughter them
NDdesu
Even then they are taken care of. It's done as humanely and as quickly as possible. Which even that is quite the topic of debate.