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I am so excited I got to finance a work van all on my own and don’t really have anyone to tell who gives a shit. I’m proud of myself. Anyway if youre in San Diego you might see me in a standard white cargo van with your Amazon deliveries.
Also credit and scores and history is so crazy and dumb. I can picture social credit scores coming soon. “Op posted shit.” Minus 10 life points ..idk k later gaters
FP edit: you all are as always the coolest mofos in my life. To clear some things up:
I am a independent contractor who delivers from all sorts of accounts. Amazon being the huge nuttfuck of a corporation it is inevitability is one of my major accounts. However it varies on so many levels. I’m new to this world however it’s going to get bonkers in next couple months. I’m already at 6 days 12-14 hours. Anyways bye :)
marteney1
You’re doing great. We’re all really proud!
HamburgersExclamationPointTardigradeIsAlreadyTaken
I give a shit!
Freedumbed
Thanks guy
Blightlance
I hear you! I'm happy for you.
OldTellico
Fuck yeah! I’m proud of you too
railgap
I used to have a white work van. Its name was "Olga The GDPOS Abduction Van". It had faded printing for a plumbing company on the side/
railgap
It was a GD PoS, but I have some fond memories, like being the only ride to the club for a bunch of friends, so pulling up to a nightclub/
railgap
and about twelve people in goth drag pile out like it's some kind of limo, and there was much laughter.
NottherealSlimPickens
oneoldman
Formal water? I'm not sure what that could possibly mean in this context
jumbosmooth
I like that environment.
RancidOrange
I for one am proud you’ve bought your very own work van. I mean it. May it bring you continued success!
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Remember: keep an eye on the locks, get a cheap, trackable phone you can plug into the cig lighter, and check fluids regularly.
Freedumbed
Thanks..dad..?
JeSuisUneBicyclette
Congratulations on this milestone! That is awesome and a great achievement. Wish you safe miles!
madrush
I'm not even a contractor and I want to get a van. Convenient as hell to have
GrumpyOldMillennial
I got an ambo I can sell you. Has a metric fuckload of storage in it. Plus a nice diesel fired heater. Needs TLC but it's a good wrench proj
BidenduexMaximus
i had a take-home work van at my last job, i used it for everything... only thing i ever used my car for in 7 years was a funeral. hah
Freedumbed
I know a guy can finance anyone. For rea tho in San Diego
BlueRonfar
Some years ago when my moms mini suv was in the shop the closest rental fit the insurance would give her was a minivan, all seats could fold
BlueRonfar
Easily usable as a family vehicle or a cargo van, have kind of wanted one ever since.
BlueRonfar
Pretty sure that was max options and ~$40k vehicle as opposed to her ~$20k vehicle in the shop, insurance is silly.
thatwoodguy
Just bought one, needs a brake line and some work on the #1 and #2 fuel injectors
thatwoodguy
Amazon didnt help you finance it?
DrainingSideEffectsOfRestlessSleep
Congrats! I am hoping to get one of those and convert it for traveling one day.
Freedumbed
I’m trying to come up with a way to do that but with like compartments that snap in so I can do that with ease of switching to work mode
BreatheNostalgia
fuehrSleepVoter
Congratulations! And I wish I was in San Diego!
Debberz
Do you have any idea of how many golden retrievers you can fit in there? Pretty cool stuff. Congratulations!
Freedumbed
At least 2
AggroMonster
This is so AWESOME, OP! Grats! I've wanted my own work van for years! You must please send pictures on the imgur intarwebs.
NinjaRagnaroc
simplefishy
If you post pictures make sure to cover your registration plate
derwahreV
Show your interior!
MstrES
Do you live in it near a river?
debatablyascientist
congrats on movin on up @op
AStrongFemaleCharacter
WorkSnakes
Always come here.
thrashingcows
How about a pic of this sweet van! Well done OP…Congrats!?
hashtagnobud
Born and raised Clairemont trash here, chip chip cheerio!
Freedumbed
East county trash here. Then OB adopted my dark soul
hashtagnobud
Oh wow, you’re a unique mix there my bud.
Freedumbed
Life be crazy. My family is from Jamul they’ve been here since like 1800s lol
dogboybastard
ah, an independent contractor. Good on you @OP!!! I wish you luck in this endeavor.
WickedSludge
Pics or GTFO!
JoeT85
@OP Write free candy on it, so it know it's you
Freedumbed
Wanna see my junk in trunk bro bro?
ShutUpPam
But what’s behind it? A defender?
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
Nice one, wanna trade? I have a slightly used 2016 VW Transporter
BrazilianThunderPanda
No low ballers. I know what I have.
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
I'll throw in a moose steak too, the car has the perk of drawing them out from the woods
jimmythehat1
Honestly, I secretly want a Transit van. People say I should start a food truck because I make good BBQ, but I don't know...
BigFckingRocket
DO IT
theSLF
I’ll make it into a camper when you are done
BrazilianThunderPanda
MiguelMatos
Nice ride @op. Hope you suceed!
MikeDropMeta
For Transit, Huh? Not a great amount of pep, BUT it's got some Bullwinkle horns on it! ?
MikeDropMeta
*Ford... ?♂️
XXXSpork
Nice!
SpaceSpeed
Like this? https://imgur.com/KhAEJqS
Freedumbed
#hellathick
WickedSludge
Nice! The Transits are nice vans. It should serve you well.
JesusofMethlehem
It's got a rack so you can carry a regulation two-story panty-raid ladder! Sweet!
Sankaita
SoupForMyFamily
daaaaamn Freedumbed back at it again with the white van
Freedumbed
..back?
SoupForMyFamily
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/damn-daniel
stupidfstick
Congrats on the purchase, what line of work?
prawnklng
I think he said Amazon delivery
stupidfstick
Sorry, should have read further.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
He said Amazon deliveries but we know what white vans are really for
prawnklng
GrumpyOldMillennial
Freedumbed
I handle your packages with love and care
Lokenessluke
Can we request rough and painful?
Soberyn
If you can handle heavier lifting, check out apps like Dolly. My SO has a van and he makes good $$ moving shit for people. Also in SoCal.