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Some I steal from here, and hey, she's still texting me so that's good.
Aug 20, 2017 1:40 PM
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Some I steal from here, and hey, she's still texting me so that's good.
Yourstruly83
She wants that ring or a different one on her finger as soon as possible.
dwelleroftheblackestdepths
Funny men are the best. If you cant laugh at life, youd prob cry, so a dude who's witty is awesome!
BenDerXx
My respect goes to the Captain, if woman don't understand memes let them go!!
Jaymezians
You are my spirit animal. I too annoy the hell out of my co-workers. If you die and come back as a flower, are you a reincarnation?
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ClockworkRepairDroid
She likes you.lol and I'm stealing this idea, thanks.
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Welcome :)
Sandobyone
*hugs you* :3
Trip91
CodyPhoenix
This will get you a blowjob
Teaflings
Youre obviously very good dad material.
brattius
I'd date you
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How has she not wifed you yet?
Melbear
That's. Gold.
EmmersumBigguns
Just imagine what she would be like after shesucks every bit of life out of you.
HitlersHornyNippleRing
Fucking turnip
Cultivatedferocity
What I'd totally date you with all these puns. Lol
DeadeicPrints
Lol. Thank you
Omnimorph2112
In my experience women love shit jokes... Also in my experience they definitely hate them too.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Oh you fedoras wearers and your weird customs.
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TheAstarion
You fucking turnip!
QueenOfCabinFever
I slept with the owner of the talkeetna mayor cat. Feel like it's a big accomplishment.
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It is, and you should be proud
dachicken
Google, Talkeetna (Dena'ina: K'dalkitnu) oO google, formerly Tanaina google, Ht'ana google, Athabaskans o.o give up: looks like nice area.
ItsTooFreakinColdOutside
This would work on me. I love puns. Sign. I just want someone to send me funny memes and dog gifs.
Sweettpea
"you fucking turnip"
Takman69
Mayor Stubbs died recently :(
eattheshit
RIP Stubbs
Aderaen
Username checks out
PeriwinkleBlueTick
You are making all awkward men in the world proud sir. Keep up the good work.
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DrD837
I find that those who don't make jokes these are awkward.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Are you having a stroke?
SwarzeTrauer
Call a bondulance
dpferreira5772
What
CheekyBreeki
Yes
Lunazaak
I don't get why women hate these kind of jokes. I LOVE THEM!!! I even make them sometimes ????
ohdeepthought
I love them too but I grew up in a predominately male household so my humour runs a little drier than normal.
SirBrendan
This is not dry humour. This is actually as far from dry as you can get without hitting someone in the face with a frying pan.
Redandpurpleunicorns
Im a woman and I make these jokes all the time.
paeches
Seems some of them might not understand or appreciate the art. Or they want to be serious. Timing [, frequency,] and delivery matter too.
Lunazaak
At least 3 times a day! I tell more dad jokes than my boyfriend haha
OSCgal
Female here. I love a bad pun.
NachoPete
RIP Mayor Stubbs :(
TheLastBillyBumbler
Was gonna say this.
Pheralg
the only honest politician the world ever had.
NachoPete
Now he's a statesman.
Nightmarespawnx
@FoxyDaddy fun fact: I live in Alaska and mayor Stubbs passed away around a month ago :/
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Awww, that's sad
dachicken
:(
GrenadierOfKrieg
Did they choose a new meyower?
Nightmarespawnx
I think one of his brothers or sisters will inherit his title.
Klaxun
That fact was not fun.
InappropriateSexualComment
The "hugs you" was kinda cringey reminds me of those facebook cringe dumbs
tristan8251
A simple *hugs* is ok, it's when they do it in every single message that it's weird
JesusEnoughAlready
Your spelling mistake kinda still makes sense
Chinwekewa
*hugs*
DeadeicPrints
Imgur cringes at everything so I'm not surprised. You guys are like preteens shouting "eeww" when mommy and daddy kiss lol.
MajorLeagueFister
"hehe"
pancreas
Never trust a man who says "hehe."
madeanaccounttosaythis
Thats why it's cringey.
madeanaccounttosaythis
Because of some dumps on here that not everyone looks at.
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I could make it so much more cringe if you want? In fact she says she can out cringe me, and we wont even have to go out of our normal-
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-every day conversation range.