Small collection of some puns I've made to a girl I met on OkCupid because apparently I wanna be single forever.

Aug 20, 2017 1:40 PM

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Some I steal from here, and hey, she's still texting me so that's good.

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She wants that ring or a different one on her finger as soon as possible.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Funny men are the best. If you cant laugh at life, youd prob cry, so a dude who's witty is awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My respect goes to the Captain, if woman don't understand memes let them go!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are my spirit animal. I too annoy the hell out of my co-workers. If you die and come back as a flower, are you a reincarnation?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She likes you.lol and I'm stealing this idea, thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welcome :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*hugs you* :3

9 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 10

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

This will get you a blowjob

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Youre obviously very good dad material.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd date you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How has she not wifed you yet?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's. Gold.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just imagine what she would be like after shesucks every bit of life out of you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking turnip

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What I'd totally date you with all these puns. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol. Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my experience women love shit jokes... Also in my experience they definitely hate them too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh you fedoras wearers and your weird customs.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 18

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You fucking turnip!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I slept with the owner of the talkeetna mayor cat. Feel like it's a big accomplishment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is, and you should be proud

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google, Talkeetna (Dena'ina: K'dalkitnu) oO google, formerly Tanaina google, Ht'ana google, Athabaskans o.o give up: looks like nice area.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This would work on me. I love puns. Sign. I just want someone to send me funny memes and dog gifs.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"you fucking turnip"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mayor Stubbs died recently :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RIP Stubbs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are making all awkward men in the world proud sir. Keep up the good work.

9 years ago | Likes 418 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I find that those who don't make jokes these are awkward.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

Are you having a stroke?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Call a bondulance

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't get why women hate these kind of jokes. I LOVE THEM!!! I even make them sometimes ????

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

I love them too but I grew up in a predominately male household so my humour runs a little drier than normal.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

This is not dry humour. This is actually as far from dry as you can get without hitting someone in the face with a frying pan.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im a woman and I make these jokes all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Seems some of them might not understand or appreciate the art. Or they want to be serious. Timing [, frequency,] and delivery matter too.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

At least 3 times a day! I tell more dad jokes than my boyfriend haha

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Female here. I love a bad pun.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

RIP Mayor Stubbs :(

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the only honest politician the world ever had.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now he's a statesman.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@FoxyDaddy fun fact: I live in Alaska and mayor Stubbs passed away around a month ago :/

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Awww, that's sad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did they choose a new meyower?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think one of his brothers or sisters will inherit his title.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That fact was not fun.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The "hugs you" was kinda cringey reminds me of those facebook cringe dumbs

9 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 38

A simple *hugs* is ok, it's when they do it in every single message that it's weird

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Your spelling mistake kinda still makes sense

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

*hugs*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Imgur cringes at everything so I'm not surprised. You guys are like preteens shouting "eeww" when mommy and daddy kiss lol.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

"hehe"

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Never trust a man who says "hehe."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Thats why it's cringey.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Because of some dumps on here that not everyone looks at.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I could make it so much more cringe if you want? In fact she says she can out cringe me, and we wont even have to go out of our normal-

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

-every day conversation range.

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