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vanishinggirl
BRAS!!
Tisbutafleshwound
I have the lung damage. I prefer the mask.
swordofblaze
My mom got it and will have asthma for life now :/
DetectiveSloth
There's also research that 1/3 of COVID survivors develop mental illness. So there's that.
pollomagnifico
One of these things is not like the others.
taracolgan689
My 80 year old grandmother is 'actively dying' from covid as I write this.... wear a fucking mask
dinkage
I live in a "red" state and everyone wears masks that I see. One deli I walked into, the staff didn't have masks, so I walked out.
Kakeukh
Not seeing "mental issues" and "weird skin shenanigans".
rsmgod287
Don’t forget the potential for brain damage apparently
ADegenFromUpcountry
The mask deniers already suffer from that...
rsmgod287
finnsto
Don't forget anxiety, ptsd, depression, insomnia dementia, "brain fog", seizures, organ damage (besides lungs), etc...
Tellyb0228
Let's be honest, people who don't where masks do not care about the harm they do to others.
NuggetsForKitty
Id be fine with premature death ?♀️
JStengah
Harming a stranger is a positive to them.
geolojess
I found out cats can get it and now I’m extra mad about ppl who don’t mask up. My cats have feline herpesvirus so they’re high risk.
putcleverusernamehere
List is inaccurate - anti-maskers (aka MAGAts) don't give a shit if they harm a stranger
Filanwizard
Left out being harmed by a stranger for not wearing a mask
ZetallicA
I heared getting ffffffffffff in the ass can be painful. I've known many girls who did it for a long time
SnakesKnee
Wearing a bra
hotdoginathermos
itsjustplaid
Don't forget the blood clots and/or poor blood circulation, possible amputation of digits or limbs...
MikePowers
Compromising mah feeeeedumb
AgnosticPaladin
Unfortunately it seems that for the anti-maskers, harming a stranger is not uncomfortable at all.
Enzek
DeusXD
Other things: Biting your lip, shoes tied too tight, a knuckle that refuses to pop, later seasons of The Office. Deal with it. It's not hard
ahnteis
Airline seating. >:(
jarobertson6
Best reasons in one place. Bravo.
blairsette
Wearing your hair in a pony tail for more than an hour!
FatKnob
When your sock is falling down inside.your work boot and you are only 3 hours into a 12 hour shift, and you are stuck with Janet. Amirite???
FatKnob
Janet is the worst as well. God damn it.
langly3
Janet? That bitch?
mamiibeats
Hahahahahahah yes
FatKnob
I am home, I have a wicked blister, and Janet will surely haunt my dreams. I have to do it all again tomorrow, with Mark. What a twat he is.
FatKnob
justchelsea
kept my 2yo home through this because I didn't think she'd wear a mask.Take her to get a flu shot and she wore it like a champ over an hour.
justchelsea
I was very impressed with her and she didn't want to take it off.
thechelonianshelmet
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-long-term-effects/art-20490351
thechelonianshelmet
https://www.who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/risk-comms-updates/update-36-long-term-symptoms.pdf?sfvrsn=5d3789a6_2
thechelonianshelmet
Accuracy of news orgs data unknown; https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-long-term-symptoms-list-19020660
thechelonianshelmet
https://www.pulsetoday.co.uk/clinical-feature/coronavirus/covid-19-atypical-presentations-complications-and-long-term-effects/
thechelonianshelmet
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/health/government-issues-list-long-term-18896295
thechelonianshelmet
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/covid-19-long-term-health-effects/covid-19-long-term-health-effects
chons
I have antibodies already (don't know when I was infected) but I still wear mask, because I don't want people to worry. And it is mandatory
glamdring1
May have been cross reacting with Ab to a different coronavirus. I wouldn't assume anything.
ATigerNamedHobbes
There are also different strains. Keep that mask on, yo.
notacobra
Most people are asymptomatic, which is part of the problem. If you only mask up with symptoms you'd spread it to dozens
enkrypt3d
They don't stick around forever though
chons
Yeah, like flu. And that's sad
CanadaIdentifier
I got it in July. From what I understand if there is immunity it only lasts about 4 months. I’m scared shitless now with this new wave
chons
I was scared at the beginning, because I have asthma, but now I'm less scared, because I know that I won't need to go to ICU. Which is nice
hunbjornspiserjordbaer
They’re finally doing more studies and there’s some hope for cell memory even when antibodies test low... don’t know much about it though
essentialyuseless
What’s medical debt?
Meeces
Listen here you commie fucker, you get what you pay for. That's why america had the best healthcare.
mobleshairmagnet
You forgot the /s.
Meeces
O dear I got downvoted to hell. I absolutely did forget the /s. Thank you for trying to save me
mobleshairmagnet
Crandillo
*Cries in american*
Waldbern
Bugguts1957
It’s an all American thing,y’all probably won’t like it
pegasuschick
Ouch.
WithaChainedHorseDick
American
TheLunaDiviner
come stub your toe in america and we'll give you a little teaser
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Hey, stubbed toes ain’t no joke. That’s how Jack Daniel went out.
GrassssssssTastesBad
Something that shouldn't exist in a first world country
mobleshairmagnet
Why you gotta flex like that, bro?
thecrazylycan5
In muricA! We go into debt for hospital visits
FlyingTigerRose
You must not be from around these parts, stranger.
RichardHanna
Said no American ever.
Filanwizard
An American thing, USA hasn’t figured out healthcare shouldn’t be an optimized for profit business
smartino
That's the 10 Euros /12 Dollars I have to pay for the cab drive to the hospital.
fuzzywuzzywasabear
You can reclaim that ride though
agonarch
Ugh, or the car-parking if you don't use a taxi?
EvilleBob
THAT! Free medical is great but €5 an hour for parking when you know you're going to be waiting at least 3 hours, na uh
DeadeicPrints
I hate you so much for this being the worst of your concerns lol. But also happy for you, asshole haha.
EvilleBob
There's always some complaint. At an exquisite 18 course banquet someone would complain about not having the right fork for the fish course.
tempestfoxthree
The hospital near me has a tesco next door. Tesco has a 4 hour free parking policy. So I park there and walk.
bamcobra
You just had to ask, didn’t you?
ADegenFromUpcountry
It’s when an American is bankrupted by inflated treatment costs, thanks to free market capitalism. The alternative is “socialism”.
ThatWeirdClownfishGuy
It’s ironic that you say that. A huge part of why our costs are so exorbitant is the obnoxious red tape and regulation we have here.
ThatWeirdClownfishGuy
Examples: importing prescription drugs is illegal. You also cannot buy insurance in a state other than the one you reside in.
ThatWeirdClownfishGuy
Everything medical is handled through insurance, so no one gets to see the bill. And all ObamaCare did was make insurance mandatory
ADegenFromUpcountry
lol you did not just bring Obamacare into this. Exorbitant costs were a problem long before Obama came on the scene.
ADegenFromUpcountry
Reason #1 that costs are exorbitant is insurance companies. The medical insurance industry is pretty unregulated when it comes to billing...
ADegenFromUpcountry
An MRI shouldn’t cost thousands of dollars. A single Advil shouldn’t cost $20. But they do. That’s not due to regulation...that’s greed.
ThatWeirdClownfishGuy
So you agree with that, and then get upset at my next statement, which said exactly that?
activeoptics
If you are uninsured in America currently your Covid-19 treatment is fully paid for by the CARES Act.
PrncessVespa
But if you ARE insured, you're paying out the ass. Our "healthcare" system is almost worse for those of us that have insurance.
StarmineRendezvous
Which in itself is nice, but 1) They won't tell you that themselves and 2) You would be better off leaving your insurance if you catch it 1
StarmineRendezvous
so it gets covered in full rather than paying countless thousands even with insurance. 2
Coca08
Don't forget male Sterility. Oh yeah, that's a thing now too. The virus is causing issues with men's testicles.
katsumiblisk
But women's testicles still ok yeah?
hunbjornspiserjordbaer
Wrap it up! Your face... I mean your face.
AknewLeaf
And that’s all that really matter, in the end.
CreaturesThatCrawl
That's some Y the last man leaning shit
dmoffett1027
"recent non-peer-reviewed study examined 34 recovering adult Chinese male patients,detected in their semen 29–36 days following recovery"1/2
dmoffett1027
Shiit...https://journals.physiology.org/doi/full/10.1152/ajpendo.00183.2020
BeardBass
Had that been the #1 symptoms, we would be DROWING in mask mandates.
mattygspot
Shit. My boat is small enough already ffs
cking1
Sauce?
Coca08
I linked the source in the comments.
Coca08
https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-can-affect-male-fertility-researchers-say
EdwardEH
And mental illness
SkamanSam
Nice! I was thinking of getting snipped, but now I think I just need the rona.
seeriktus
A paper I read today on pubmed said it's causing neurological problems too
meepasorousrex
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/andr.12907
nosebleedcremebrulee
Mens testicles?? One can only wonder what it does to the other people's testicles
alcaray
Only a problem if you have any.
markiel
I mean i got 3 kids from marriage and a bastard, I'll take a free vasectomy
Morgoroth37
I think the mask goes on your face?
KillingTlme
How about all the brain damage? We also have no clue about the long term effects.
Teeface
Finally! Male birth control. Females, rejoice!!
Bylime
This is becoming too much like utopia
GerberLegalTeam
And dicks. Things like difficulty maintaining an erection or even a smaller erection overall.
Frio937
God I hope so, I have 3 sons. We've all had Covid in this household it was horrible. I had to sleep in a chair so I could breath in my sleep
Quizz25S
Oh you mean like my whitey tighties?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
People under 30 y.o getting strokes. Fun all round!
kythorn
Thats good because I don't need anymore kids
Ninjainslippers
We'll be learning about long-term effects of covid for years, just like we did with polio.
Onsvaltti
Someone went wild with Pandemic game...
bravecatgaming
lemme guess, that issue is too busy being fought by the ignorant and careless that still think its not bad or doesnt exist.
Baughr
Seriously? How bad of a case do you need for this to occur? Jc
hunbjornspiserjordbaer
Well, probably up to and just shy of dying seeing as they aren’t testing the dead people for being sterile.
quitepossiblygettingold
It’s not “how bad” it’s “this is just something that can happen with this virus”
Revelation13colon6
fucking lmao so the maga chuds are self sterillizing. You can't save people from themselves....
hunbjornspiserjordbaer
And spreading it to others that are trying to protect themselves
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iquestionthepinappleeveryday
I doubt it. I don’t think they want to fuck everything that moves just for offspring. Where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
But also their daughters and nieces will only have to worry about STD and not pregnancies.
ILiekToCookAndBake
This is some handmaid's tale shit got damn
Faasel524
That's balls.
GrabherbythePuss
That’s nuts
Eryche
On the bright side, dudes who choose not to wear a mask have a chance of not being able to breed anymore
DigBick4D4
Darwinism at its finest
ihatepickingusernames8
My husband caught it as an essential worker back in April, they didn’t have PPE available. It doesn’t affect only the irresponsible
hunbjornspiserjordbaer
It’s probably the same dudes that don’t wear condoms or refuse to wear them.
Milkashake
Unfortunately not just them :(
FelineFatal
True, the virus does not discriminate between idiots and nice people. But let's just enjoy the concept of an idiot-seeking virus.
spinbutton3
I'm seeing a plus side to this. If fewer selfish idiots have kids, it is good news
fartymarty42
Nuts. Nads. Testes. Family jewels. Nards. Huevos. Gravy makers. Wang danglers. Pride and Joy. WAP slappers. Boysters. Balls. You get it.
honeywheresmypaaaants
I was going to say this. Also stroke, severe weight loss, loss of smell and taste (my sons sense of smell isn’t back and it’s been 4 months)
TheGrubinator
Nards. Wolf man has 'em.
Wolfenbach
Wolfman's got nards?!
LaforgeMRA
Temporary paralysis. I had a patient develop Guillain-Barre secondary to COVID infection
Ninjainslippers
My brother got GBS. Isn't it super rare and poorly understood? Is there any reason to suspect there's any relationship in the conditions?
LaforgeMRA
It is rare. My understanding is GBS is possible from almost any viral or bacterial infection since it's the immune system attacking nerves
LaforgeMRA
To clarify, the risk if Guillain-Barre is VS non-infection. It's not more likely than other infections as I'm aware
IcyHot1
Are you for real? Source?
ChrisWsrn
There is also a bunch of articles on this in PubMed. I am on mobile so can't link any. It is caused by the blood clotting.
Coca08
https://www.foxnews.com/health/coronavirus-can-affect-male-fertility-researchers-say
seeriktus
Seriously?
ilikedogsandspaceships
This must be a real mindfuck to the old white men who rely on Fox to explain the world to them.
wobles
Just read the comment section. Lol “I had the China flu and still have residual effects” says one commenter
spinbutton3
Oh fox. The least accurate news source. ? I hope they got this right though
Pansy1024
They did, I read about it a while ago in a medical magazine article.
MyVoice
Just gonna put a comment here to save this link...
amalgarhythm
This is how children of man started!!!
EvilNapkin
That's what I was just thinking! :D
SuckAFuck
So free vasectomy? Sweet.
ChrisWsrn
More like free castration.
willvasco
Yea this is a positive for me god damn
TheCuriousQueen
I think at last I heard it wasn't a problem with the swimmers but the actual equipment.
KillerTofu615
I'm literally scheduled for one on monday.. should I cancel it?
BatsArentBugs
But not a sure thing either!
mort884350
rowm
This is wrong.
GlowGreen
Fuck I just paid 5k for mine
SonOfChicken
Jesus 5 thousand.. next time just give me half of that and I'll arrange something for you
vanfem
Let me in on that scheme. I got scissors and some gauze
candyappletesticles
Shit, mine is in 3 weeks.. 100% free
SuckAFuck
Look at Mr fancy pants here with his *checks notes* free health care
GlowGreen
Yeah, sadly no insurance available in my area covers it unfortunately
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
Don’t need insurance if you live in a first world country
Aldorin
Just had triplets, sign me up!
danzoid
I just had a singlet. Can't imagine triplets
Venusflytripp
You have 3 kids and no money? I have no kids and three monies!
prestodigitation
WhyCantILeave
Fuck man, stay strong!
asianmilkspray
No, he should stop fucking.
Manzoman666
HA! +1
markiel
I do not envy you, have 3 from my first marriage, they're 10,9, and 8 now....
LapsedMennonite
Can you pull out of your driveway yet?
markiel
I mean, I've got another kid in the Philippines too....
DoctorSniffles
"Maybe THIS child will fix our marriage."
DoctorSniffles
Kidding. I'm expecting my second child to a narcissistic POS. I get how it happens :(