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Source: https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/25/us/trump-correspondents-dinner-shooting
My conspiracy theory is that it was time for Trump’s nap. So they staged a shooting. That way the secret service could get Trump out of that room, and into his pyjamas.
BenderRodriguz1010
Hopefully the next one is real and successful.
Frenchgeek
Even bullets don't want to be near him.
Shifuede
bad1080
Andersen81
Nope, he falls asleep infornt of cameras all the time, and no one bats an eye.
clemdarkstarzero
Only tell me when he is dead, please.
I hear all about gun control being needed, maybe target practice in this case
gtotherizzle
Gunfire "Broke out". Bitch someone shot a gun twice into the ceiling. It wasn't a Mac10 drive by
JAPONfan
I knew that when he announced he will be attending. I thought to myself "oh, another staged assassination to get some brown points after another fail"
FukcTedCruz
But it must be real... They said he had to change his hotel room after the shooting!
PauliePlaysPoorly
He shit himself that much?
gilliamv
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Targe0
He's never bothered to hide his napping before, why would it be only this time that they do it?
The logic there just doesn't make sense.
Frenchgeek
Logic? From Trump cronies? Good one!
Targe0
More why would they suddenly do something so drastic to cover up a problem they have never given a shit about before.
If they really wanted to stop him falling asleep they would have doped him up on stimulants.
Then just have him go to the bathroom and re-up when they are wearing off. Not like half the administration isn't already doing that for themselves.
Frenchgeek
Trump threw a tantrum, I'd say.
Targe0
I think he just wanted to give a speech and get attention.
CammunistManifesto
Nah. Its just another sympathy assassination attempt. You're telling me they can take out Kirk on the first try but not Trump after two? Three?
OtterlyMagnificent
...since 2016 there has been 23 attempts.
michBeast
of course it is. if someone really wanted to do this he wouldnt just randomly shoot in the air or something. if america votes for this guy again next time, i really will have my doubts about the sanity of that civilisation...
PerthAussieMike
Next time? Gee, after the FIRST time I doubted it. Second time nailed it.
SubiBryant
I've got good news for you about term limits.