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Dec 28, 2021 7:10 PM
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lmGod
After 2012 you guys have been starting New Game+.
RoboRiley9000
promaas
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
I don't want to be, but yes.
thevicker
I mean it's 90 degrees in December. We don't have long.
khora
Remember when people thought overpopulation would be a problem.
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TerribleEnglishSpeakingGerman
I mean, here are two of them.
beakrwling
Honestly , I have no fucking idea how I made it through.
Donku83
God listening to their prayers:
Veehyvez
He’s gonna play Adam Warlock in Guardians Of The Galaxy 3!
eadanke
There's no better casting choice, but I didn't know God was still acting.
BounceBoogynBump
What movie is this meme from? I’ve been wanting to see it
darkdragonempress
We’re the Millers. It’s a really good film.
BounceBoogynBump
Gracias, Gracias! I need to watch this now
Redshadow09
We are resilient motherfuckers. We are like cockroaches. Not a perfect analogy but I have nothing better to work on.
mithiwithi
Damn, are you lot still here? I thought you discovered slood ten thousand years ago! I’ve got ten trillion tons of ice arriving on Monday!
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Heat Dome tried to burn me, Atmospheric River tried to drown me, currently freezing. 2021 did try it's best to murder me, aside from covid.
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Eniff
What's that from?
Bludabeagle
Hit me with That A S T E R O I D !!!!!
CasualFascist
This scenario actually makes the most sense to me
Thebirbwhisperer
Not for long. We humans are ignorant of about 98% of all bacteria living on Earth. Good Luck!!!
ClumsyBagOfSaltWater
Is God still alive? I heard Biden was going to hurt him.
khora
Devote catholics have that as their long term goal.
AstralDonut
Thats ignorant. God invented the Jewish space laser, why would Biden hurt him?
lowerider777
The edgy teen in me exists to spite God
zackscar
That's the spirit!
VibratingNipples
Don’t you might jinx god
Ryanator50
If I die and find out that everything in the bible was real, I will lead a rebellion in hell and do what the devil failed to do.
VesuvianPrime
Disease and a loving god are incompatible
mithiwithi
God is not omnipotent. She knows She cannot spare you from all suffering. If we are to live, we must live despite everything.
mithiwithi
So let's beat her up and go to the other end of the universe to stop the evil harpies from singing us to death.
MAGICxMURDERxBAG
Unless said god is Nurgle
pandemicpolemic
Where’s the flow chart? Isn’t there a flow chart?
VesuvianPrime
"if god is unwilling and unable..."
StarmineRendezvous
BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightSwitch
Unfortunately, yes.
Crocodilesbitoffmyface
For now...
NervAssEva
Not on purpose
BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightSwitch
Hopefully not for much longer.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
I exist without my consent