It's my cakeday, so I brought to life the most common arguement I have with my wife.

Sep 22, 2017 8:27 AM

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#waterbending #bowtiesarecool

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Knocking that random hair off the wall.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know whats wierd. The water streams down my right arm. But leaves droplets on my left arm

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have to leave this v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh yes. I would be spider man seeing how avatar wasn't out yet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you do it right, you can make a water-arrow stream shoot from your shoulder. I made Lord of the Rings battles in the shower.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i can't believe i've never thought to do this and can't wait for my next shower to try it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I so hope you actually call her kiddo.

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

This post exists, so unless OP was posting from beyond the grave, nope! :P

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I do the same thing in swimming pools...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

So you also go in fully clothed and with sunglasses?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but why do you shower with your shirt on?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You are not wrong v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're just a bender

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just masturbate like a normal person.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good to know I'm not alone on this. *insert avatar gif*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did this but not for Avatar, because I never watched it. I thought I was an X-Men in the shower, with powers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I do the same thing but my family does not believe that I just stand there in my 30 minute showers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Back in my day, we pretended we were Storm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this. I also take the liquid soap and smoosh it all over my boobs, lathering them and using them and my arms to collect water.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember being told something similar whilst stood in front of a fan.

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Do you say whilst or whilst?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jif

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whilst

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I prefer whilst and I hate you for daring to pronounce it whilst

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting. I prefer whilst.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once had to explain why I was late for a job interview after I had done this pretending to shoot sith lightening. Didn't get the job.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that What My husband does in the shower with all that leftover cream soap?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is no other way to get rid of the soap foam army that has gathered in the floor in the shower!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1st World Solutions

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I too am a water bender at 40

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do that, also I make a "cradle" with my arms and see how much water I can hold...sad...

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

I do that to

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I do that but cup it against my belly button so it's got a mini drainage hole.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And then see how loud a splash I can make when I drop it

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Have you been spying on me?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah, glad to know I'm not the only one

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Same story with your willy, looks like one endless stream of wee.

8 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 6

Damn. The one time I want a willy (attached to me, not sexually) & it's because of your comment. I wanna be able to do that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 2

Jokes on you, only works if it's long enough to stick out

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Oh honey.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kinda threw me off the first time I noticed it as a kid. Now is just normal

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When my wife and I shower together I do this and actually pee so she doesn't know I'm peeing in the shower with her.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can feel the difference between pee and water when it hits you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK seriously, for real,

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank god I thought I was the only one that did this

8 years ago | Likes 951 Dislikes 16

I think I'm the only one who actually goes into the shower to take a shower and takes a dump without his phone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I was doing this before Airbender was a thing

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

What? Most certainly you are! v

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Everytime in the shower. Every. Single. Time. Since I first saw Avatar the last air bender.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did noone do this but as spiderman?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a kid yes. As an adult, also yes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Nah, they're just fucking with you. Out of 7 billion people on the planet, you and you alone are the one and only person who does this.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You are not stupid, smart

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but you are the only one who does that other thing, Daniel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you think your the only one who does anything, you're not

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

*you're

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was doing it literally 3 minutes ago

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 1

I'm literally going to do this 5 minutes from now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm about to go do so

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you dry enough to type with those fingers?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I mean I can use my phone when wet, and it's the s5.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1