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We can call his mouth the Presidential Ballroom
cuddlydingo
Has anyone actually asked Putin if he has said photos?
xo66nt
Even if ‘Bubba’ turns out to mean bubblegum, the whole world has imagined Trump sucking off Bill Clinton and noone has gone: No, I cannot believe it. He is not a man to do that.
gtollie
#2 my first assumption here is that Bernie Johnson is trolling .. but who knows 🤷♂️ maybe he can’t believe his hero is being out-throated by Obama and can’t stand by quietly
gtollie
#9 WH press secretary on Monday:
This is another Democratic Hoax to distract you from the 9th war that Glorious President Trump single-handedly stopped this weekend. Epstein is referring to hubba bubba chewing gum”
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
Calicious
Wtf did I miss?
wadatahmydamie
Trump sucked Clinton’s dick, per Epstein’s email
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
someone on reddit made a venn diagram
wadatahmydamie
God. Lewinsky got done so dirty. Basically a rape victim*, but to this day people make fun of her for it.
*if anyone disagrees please explain how a bottom-rung subordinate can provide informed consent to one of the most powerful people in the world
TofuGolem
In case you're too young to get #1, Nancy was famous for blowjobs before marrying Reagan.
wadatahmydamie
The framing of this implies that everyone of a certain age at least knew someone who got domed by THROATUS FLOTUS
LaughingMan2Gig
Epstein's brother(who sent the email) says Bubba isn't Clinton but won't say who it is. So I guess someone else got a BJ https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-blowing-bubba-message-epstein-emails-under-scrutiny-11046836
Madara1389
Which totally explains the multiple other emails explicitly referring to Clinton as Bubba... including straight up saying "Bubba Clinton."
Ree81
No wonder that guy was so angry.
(Gestures to everything)
graceinsheepsclothing
#1 so we're assuming Trump gives good blow jobs?
wedgieweedless
tbh, even a bad one is still pretty good.
wadatahmydamie
A bad one involves teeth
IgnisInvictus
This entire thing is hilarious.
Perkunas687
I think it filtered up to him
tuxedobob
Wait… is this real?
Ohdearaudrey
No it’s a joke, like hey I banged your mom last night. But for some reason everyone is taking the troll one liner in an email at face value. It’s very obviously just a jab.
mastikator
Probably. Jeffery Epstein's brother was asked if had the photo of Trump sucking off Bill Clinton.
That would also explain why Trump is afraid of Putin.
iNeedMoreSpaceOnMyPhoneSoiMadeThisAccount
It is, but the more honest interpretation is that epstein and his gang would speak in code, so Bubba is probably actually referring to the bubblegum, as was a lot of other code words referring to candy and such
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
lol "candy and such"
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
A handy&suck
wadatahmydamie
Bill Clinton’s nickname was bubba, and they didn’t discuss Candy
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Guys! Take a picture! Trump is sucking bubblegum. This one's gonna make us rich!
MajorNikon
Back in the day, Nancy was known for the ability to make a man rip the arms off an armchair.
JayEnfield
*Margaret Trudeau has entered the chat
trythebleucheese
oh no, not Vance's armchair!
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
The Incredible Gulk
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
Damn, son.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
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Bunhyung
She one of Milton Berles favorites. He was alleged to be hung like an equine.
emu314159127001
In the sense that multiple people have confirmed. There was some guy, not sure if he was in interviewing Berle or just recounting hanging in the man's dressing room, but the topic of the penis came out, and milty whipped it out. It was described as "like a pepperoni."
ThM1ck
I read somewhere that his dick was literally the size of an Oscar statue.
wadatahmydamie
Alleged by quite a few people from what I understand, he was like LBJ in that he liked to take it out and wave it around
n3rdsquared
as dumb as this is going to sound, it *seems* like alot of people in power are packing down there, I know this is gonna sound stupid, but I would not be surprised if this happens, okay hypothetical scenario, lets say you you somehow get under the skin of someone in power in some argument or whatever, I would not be surprised if they pull "I have a bigger dick than you so I win the argument" if they said this to another guy like I know it sounds dumb.
Lutki
Isn't there a theory that the whole reason human dicks are bigger than monkeys is that dick size became part of social/mating fitness selection. Also that clothing is so ubiquitous is it served for better social cohesion if dicks weren't out?
MajorNikon
Always worked for me.
therandombagofmeat
I’m not sure how I feel about this statement
MajorNikon
Think of it as a love story. Nancy's cocksucking skills were good enough to convince Saint Ronnie to get her off the blacklist. After a bit more quid pro quo, Nancy wound up knocked up and they had to get married to avoid the controversy. The rest is history.
TheJuiceLoosener
"Just say no" -N. Reagan, later
therandombagofmeat
You learn something new every day. Do you think that she consulted her astrology charts before she deep throated?
MajorNikon
You don't get that good by waiting to practice when the stars align.
NM156
You make the stars align!