Small collection of nope-y things

Jan 20, 2019 11:32 PM

BrainTaffy

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Eye of a pholcidae aka daddy long legs spider under a microscope.

Dice made of human bone found in the home of serial killer Ed Gein after his arrest in 1957.

Mother centipede protecting her babies. This one disturbs me the most.

US soldier holds up a giant jungle centipede during the vietnam war 1967.

Ku Klux Klansmen on a ferris wheel in 1926.

The Dark Hedges in Northern Ireland. NOPE.

Inside the mouth of a leatherneck turtle. No thank you.

Fiat testing cars on the roadway atop their manufacturing building.

110 year old condoms. Made from fish bladders, each could be reused up to 10 times.

Serial killer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer standing with his giant bong made of snow in 1976.

X ray of a pregnant dog's belly. Or Alien, I'd buy that too.

Tampons from back in the early 1900s. I would 1000% take one of these bad boys today. Urge to kill, fading.

Feeling lonely? Good news! This is a demodex mite, aka a face mite. Your face is covered in them! You'll never walk alone.

Mother of 4 Katherine Knight with her boyfriend John Price.... three days after this photo she killed him and ate him.

Conjoined quintuplet skull, 1918.

Egyptian dental work dating to 2000 BC.

Glass bathroom floor built over an abandoned elevator shaft.

Huntsman spider watching over her babies.

A child's skull, showing adult teeth waiting to come in over the course of time.

A person exhibiting Ulnar dimelia, a rare congenital anomaly of the upper limb characterized by “duplication of the ulna, absence of the radius and polydactyly”...sometimes also called mirror hand syndrome.

5 foot long earthworm discovered in Ecuador in 2014.

The only surviving pair of authentic Necropants, on display at the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft in Holmavik, Iceland. Made from human skin, sorcerers and witches would wear these trousers all day and night under their clothes as a sort of underwear in order to bring them wealth. Politely being asked by your sorcerer friend to be used in a pair of Necropants after your death was a great honor in 17th century Iceland.

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The trees from northern Ireland, they are beautiful during the winter and summer

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You think the necropants will double as reusable condoms?

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15# is as fake as my grandma’s teeth. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/quintuple-skull/

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

#3 needs to burn.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Good thing there is a toilet nearby over that elevator shaft.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Good thing the elevator shaft is abandoned! Hahaha

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never be constipated again!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment. I'm sorry you are going unnoticed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That person can hold their own hand

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That person can give amazing hand jobs.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get a grip.....oh wait!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The giant centipede is a bit of forced perspective, largest centipedes in Vietnam can only get to about 20cm, which is still plenty of nope.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Thanks for pointing that out!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF is the last one!?!?!? WTF THE LAST ONE?!?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

For some reason it was the Egyptian dental work that really got me shivering. Aauughhh

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you'd have to knock me out sooOoo hard if i had to sit for that fucken surgery

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can only imagine how much that must've hurt. Pretty sweet though, now off to research more early dentistry.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The leatherneck turtle one is actually kinda cool. They swallow a bunch of water, then spit it up, but the spikes stop food from escaping

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Actually, the necropants you are supposed to put coins in the ballsack, to bring luck. The actual name is Nabrok. Translated ‘after pants’

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In dut h it would be ‘nabroek’

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is there so much hate for nopes trying to be good mothers?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Nopes are my favourite kind of animals!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For real! It's kinda cute...

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I scrolled completely down to

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Sauce

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Hello, I am looking for someone with a 30 waist and a 32 inseam so that I may use you in a pair of "Necropants of Wealth".

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#9 M'lady, I have been saving these preserved fish bladders for such an occasion.

7 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

And tonight, we'll go through 2 of them baby

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

imagine the smell?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm sure it matched their already musky BO then, no worries. hahaha

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have now successfully googled and read up on necropants. Something i never knew i needed to learn about

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

There should be a centipede warning on imgur posts. I deal with enough of those waking nightmares in my basement I don't want anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I saw a video of these fuckers hanging from caves and eating bats. Can't imagine being around one IRL. NOPENOPENOPE.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dealt with them when I lived in the Caribbean for 3 years. I have nightmares about centipedes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I made some pretty unflattering sounds and faces at those, good thing I am home and not at work.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a strong urge to pour some isopropyl alcohol in that cup with the centipedes, followed by a match.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

The match is to light the flame thrower right ?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They are remnants of an Earth that almost exclusively giant insect life. Eep.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*had

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Necropants is a good name for a metal band

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Agreed

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it is quite euphonius.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Necropantser... Necropanzer!

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There was a german band called Die Toten Hosen

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Before getting into their techno phase, Space Pants experimented with Death Metal...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hate to rain on your parade but there are more than a couple frauds here.

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking the ferris wheel. Kinda goofy looking that each hood has two perfectly visible round black eye holes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one is well-known to be factual. The photo may have been touched up for clarity.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not doubting the Klansmen having a good ol time, but the eyes specifically look as though each pair is shopped on. Look closely.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The vietnam centipede is a camera trick, for example. They can get big, but not a yard long.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

They repeated the same bullshit with the camel spiders in Afghanistan many years later.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

which is weirdly unnecessary considering how fuckhuge camel spiders are compared to typical US spider species.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

17th century Icelandic pubes ... no thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 2

But they are a replica so no worries

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More for me

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Bish, male pubes should be bushy and munchable. That they're ancient means nothing ;)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Racist

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

This is bullshit. Just photoshopped.

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Thank goodness

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That and the earth worm is just a forced perspective image.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Also why 12 eye sockets when they were quintuplets? Wouldn't that be 10 eyes?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Two of them were triclopses.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was about to say, how did this person survive until adulthood? those are adult teeth

7 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

Straws.

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Why would they have holes in their foreheads anyway?

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They see all.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They know all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still creepy imagine a monster like this in a horror game *shivers*

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The mom delivering that would have died during childbirth.

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7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Correct—it's from the creator of that often reposted "cyclops skull" https://www.flickr.com/photos/97213807@N00/albums/72157594410527218

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The earthworm image is definitely shopped too. Aside from the ludicrous size, look at the shadow crossing over his arm. It should curve.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Shopped or forced perspective

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Forced perspective doesn’t explain why there is a complete lack of shadow curvature over the arm. There wouldn’t be a shadow at all.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And there are six sets of eyes, not five

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Also suspicious of the child skull with teeth. All the sutures look fused. And the teeth look too old. #doubtmeme

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

This would an amazing horror film monster. Something like Annihilation

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean nice but you just need to look at it to know that.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Our friend here just supplied a source to a statement, doing good work.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I suppose you're right.

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I can’t believe op actually bought this shit

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

6 pairs of eyes, 5 noses

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A reminder to those on desktop that "right click" "image search" is a quick way to verify that something is bullshit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found a picture of the person. Making to adulthood was the Miracle. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Queen_The_Miracle.png

7 years ago | Likes 325 Dislikes 1

I love it when people take the time to do research and share the truth with the rest of us.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bahaha nice

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Is this the real life?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You stole my intended joke. bah.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yep. Those are adult skulls -- no developing teeth hidden in the jaws. No child would live to adulthood with that condition.

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You cant just see adult teeth in the skull without removing part of the mandible/maxilla. But yes, babies wouldn't have erupted teeth at all

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Also there's 6 pairs of eyes.

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 4

Dental tech, can confirm

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude

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Also there's no way they could open their mouth

7 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago (deleted Jan 21, 2019 3:37 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

(Squint) reading comprehension not your strong suit, ay?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Just use straws.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

fucking necropants?! holy shit someone get me nicolas cage's number, we are going to national treasure those bad boys.

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They are not real, and that is a replica - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k

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NecroPancer.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is tradition to carry a coin that you stole from a beggar in the scrotum

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My bad. It's actually a coin from a poor widow. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k?wprov=sfla1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With his spending habits he probably them at some point

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You accidentally a word there.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Icelandic men....largest average penis size study of global penis size has ranked Icelandic men the best endowed in Europe..average 16.5cm

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I visited this museum while in Iceland. Honestly, it's a shit museum. Lady running the place told me the pants are a replica-not authentic.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

They are a replica. I think they were made from rubber IIRC

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: he's already wearing a pair

7 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Nicolas cage has always struck me as a man wearing necro pants

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I can see him wearing that shit. I've seen interviews of him carrying other voodoo shit

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Old guy owns museum makes great fish stew and bread so I was happy. My BF was kinda annoyed “dude stuck his pubes on a rubber cast”

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My question from the last time these were posted: Do you put your dick in the pants dick?

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

You put a coin freely given to you by a beggar in the "coin purse'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do you think the phrase "Put your dick in it came from?

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These pants more than likely only existed in folklore. So nah.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn't seem like that. There's a hole I guess at the front.

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This photo definitely shows a penis.

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Pretty sure it’s your choice about that, but in order to gain wealth from the pants you need to put a coin the “coin purse” of the pants

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Always upvote grundles.

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Mythological grundles even more so I hope

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna put that one as a "yes". OH I wonder if it's sealed? Like those fish condoms? COULD YOU USE THE PANTS AS A CONDOM??

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Human skin is pretty thick. It would probably be a little deadening as it comes to sensitivity.

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If God didn’t stop you making the pants in the first place I doubt he’d be able to stop you using it as a condom for safe witchcraft-sex

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That dental work must have hurt like a son of a bitch.

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I would have preferred to have the teeth knocked out.

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Egyptian drugs

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I believe this was done after death. They liked to groom their dead. Fixing their teeth was a big one

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They probably used the blue lotus for that

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Not as bad as having your legs made into necropants.

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But it's also really impressive. I'm curious how they got it done.

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The holes where drilled in the teeth that had already fallen out-no pain there. The wire was wrapped around the others.

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But removing part of the jaw bone on the bottom front middle must’ve been excruciating

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When teeth are lost the bone left naturally resorbs! No pain, just bone loss

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That's natural when teeth fall out, also the adjacent teeth exhibit bone loss, potentially from periodonal disease

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Enjoy reading about this insane bitch https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight

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. [read this- WTF- Katherine Knight- murderer; scary]

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For being a former penal colony, Australia sure has a lax judicial/penal system.

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Holy shit.

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Good gravy....that pussy must have been lined with gold....

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"That's what sociopaths do... They look into your soul, find what's missing, and prey upon it."

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Daaaaaaammmmmmn

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That was crazy. How did she get these men?! I am shocked no one is freaking out about the puppy!

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Yeah she didn't eat him though, just cooked and prepared.

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She might have tried? But yeah doesn't seem successful

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Oh sure just that.

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What a fucking Rollercoaster... Great read.

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Sounds like the next Netflix Original hit

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Last Podcast on the Left did a great two parter on this women, absolutely insane.

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. [listen 'Last podcast on the left' k knight murderer-https://youtu.be/sZHVdbdQk">">https://youtu.be/sZHVdbdQke4 1hr18 ; https://youtu.be/DzoFNANA7c0 1hr23] FUNNY

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need to add that to my queue

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Interesting read, feel a little ill now though. Thanks for sharing.

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On their wedding night, Knight tried to strangle Kellett; she later explained it was because he fell asleep after only having [sex 3 times]

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That was a ride. Thanks!

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Man did I just fall into a Wiki spiral...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wiki then YouTube.

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Oh my god. She stabbed multiple men and had shown extreme acts of violence years and years before she even murdered and cooked him but 1/2

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Yet she was released only days after being taken to a mental hospital?! What?!?! She didn’t even get arrested for half of those stabbings??

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And she placed her damn 2 month old daughter on the train tracks!!!

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And walked out of the hospital, free, the next day

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A friend of mine worked with her at the slaughter house.

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Did your friend ever share lunch with her?

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do tell!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not much to tell. When it happened he wasn’t surprised at all.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it's amazing that she found so many people who were willing to put up with her bad behaviour. She should have been locked up long before

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