BillietheUnicorn42
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I need to be a sushi.
Mar 13, 2016 2:31 AM
BillietheUnicorn42
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TygerWilde
If my wife wanted to try this, she'd need a forklift to get me on the couch.
HD226868
Wouldn't this only be a temporary fix and do nothing to fix why they were sad in the first place?
blueboytoo
Read that as sand person.
mrsbiscuits
I laughed way to hard at this, lol
BrainJuice
So... Swaddle a sad person?
Anonamo
I need dis. *Does stealing cat paw motion*
RoadTripped
Warm beverage.
knockout350
I read that as sand person.
flatdeer
Crying does dehydrate you, though. Always drink some water afterward.
merdadimadi
WTF?!
BananaNutPancakes
Unless of course you prefer burritos. In which case, "Happy lil' burrito."
Moriarty
Burrito would also be better because you don't slice them....
BillietheUnicorn42
I like rolling up into a blankie and calling myself a Billierito.
Dracryuimoogi
This works for me.
blongwell
I actually got super happy when I read happy lil sushi roll.
itsPixie
I read the last step like Freakazoid. Happy little narwhal!
nowinsituation
I thought that after you roll the sad person, you beat them with a bat, and when you stop, they will be happy because the beating stopped.
bernlack
"Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened~"
IWasInThePool
Was waiting for the step in which you throw rolled up sad person into the river.
SmokingGandalf
I Giggled So +1
LaHaut
And if the sad person rejects succor?
Oli68
Leave feet out of blanket
Oli68
Nuh uh :)
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
13. Roll burrito onto train tracks. Go get another burrito.
liliesandlaurels
♻♻♻
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
#11 Alchohol
ElijahWoodsEyes
Alcohol is what leads to this list
nigglemaster
More......... Alcohol.......... Said the man. I stick with whiskey.
DirtyDeuce
Aye, alcohol is a depressant
saraddictive
Snuggles work
scoonabletruncations
Is the roll big or little spoon?
saraddictive
Little.
BillietheUnicorn42
That is step six, you cant just jump to step six!! Good god man.
saraddictive
Always skip to snuggles
Escueleto
In the moment, snuggles make everything better. Maybe repeat the snuggle step too