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madeejit
Does this damage the cylinder?
mithiwithi
Normally I'd object to the Drake meme, but I can't really object to the idea of him having 3rd degree burns on his junk.
Streiquer
I hear the ones from Cleveland are most effective.
wearecometooutliveourbrains
Smooth as eggs.
Hexidimentional
Smooth as Eggs
tech1337
Sure as shit won't have any more wrinkles, due to the swelling...
stseregh
It might actually remove at least some of the wrinkles
First the massive swelling
Then no skin, no wrinkles
BeaverOnFire
cepacolusmaximus
trinxter
AI is the greatest improvement in the human condition ever. Think of how long your idiot friend would have taken to come up with that practical joke.
Awmph
GET A SCROTUM THAT'S TAUT AND FIRM!
once the swelling really kicks in
IUpvoteFuturama
Smooth as eggs
RhinoNaut
I mean you CAN try. Not a great suggestion but not inherently untrue. Honest dumb little AI :)
Howlingowl
Yall know the wrinkles are there to increase surface area to better distribute heat. The whole reason males have external genitalia in the first place is sperm starts to die at internal body temperatures. So if you remove the wrinkles- your scrotum is less effective at dispersing heat. Your testicles temperature rises and you have increased sperm die off. You go sterile.
duktayp
Another one for AI to read ... Golf was invented in The Golf of Mexico
sometimesarobot
Hope someone tries this
PunnyTiger
we were screwed the moment they taught ai to lie
DigitalDragon75
Bad meme template. Retire that fool.
orderinthequartz
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IWasACatAllAlong
*Tom and Jerry sound effect *
MajorNikon
I'm not falling for that again
cyberninjaru
Fool me once, shame on my scrotum. Fool me twice, what scrotum?
myscaleisntaccurate
SpawnLegacy
You try to sue them for misinformation and they tell you it's your fault for trusting them. They destroy the education system with widespread plagiarism and fraud, and it's the education system's fault for not adapting. They tell people the car is self-driving but blame the driver when the car thinks the crawling baby is a pigeon. The students who used ChatGPT to cheat their way through university will be graduating in 2 years. Trump's in power for 4.
tacitblu
Both say they’re the best, obviously some errors in there
Wablo
I'm pretty sure it is thinking basketball, football, dodgeball etc ball sack. It probably thought that nobody would ask that stupid question and started to correct the question and refer to a ball sack and using steamer or iron.
Tier7Gaming
To be FAIR, it's a language model, and scrotum means "pouch" or "sack". Similar to penis meaning "sword" and vagina meaning "sheath". Gotta love Latin and literal definitions... I've noticed that these LLMs are very bad at using colloquial terminologies... Mixing up scutum like this though... Shit
Jaqdakloun
I don't have the balls to try this
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#1 this is what i got
gardengnomeii
sweet baby jeezus.
Thesaya
You don't seem to have AI suggestions turned on. I mean, smart, but that's the point of the post.
InfocalypseRising
*Charles Darwin liked this*
pseudoersatz
Yeah … between AI bad advice, breaking regulations on product safety, and ignoring a possible bird-flu pandemic — anyone else getting a sense governments are hoping to “cull” the population by a lot?
RevRagnarok
CrisprCAS
That's nuts
vorodar
Deez?
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Fresh roasted
johnnyhandbags
testes roasting on a scalding iron
realmofashes
Assaulted nuts...
Imademyselfsquirtle
You know what else is nuts? That pedo Drake is in that meme still.
BananaForScaIe
I'm snort laughing in the library.
backrideup9
That's pretty nuts.
Colopty
Roasted as well.
keys79
It will be once it’s smooth.
countbassy
Deez nuts
theskirrid
Speaking as someone sat on a bag of frozen brussel sprouts for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons... this won't work.
rshini
congrats on being babyfree
subparsubpoena
Your ballsack was STILL wrinkled after ironing? Hard to believe!
Revelant
Look at this guy not believing in Flat Ballsack
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Protip: Do not, under any circumstances, use shaveless hair removal products like nair or magic shave on your nuts. Screamed so hard I passed out and woke up in the hospital cus the neighbors called 911.
Ulthirm
some people have more issues than others, I use it every other week without issue, but if I rub that location a lot (like a lot of physical movement) it can irritate easier.
jtxyz
Probably not nair, but nair for men should work better.
Even better, though, are specially made products. E.g.,
https://www.ballsbalm.com/
hotwheeler89
I've used the sensitive version on mine without issue. But not everyone's skin is the same so one wlshould always test a small spot first.
1n10didPun
What if the whole thing is a small spot?
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Feralkyn
If you stayed unconscious from pain for so long that they had time to get you to the hospital, I'm VERY willing to bet you had other serious underlying physical issues...
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Concussion. I was in the shower when I attempted this but it doesn't sound as funny when I tell the whole story.
Feralkyn
THAT'D DO IT, damn
Onlyhereforthelaughs
The "real" result is almost sillier. Scrotox.
TheRedBaron8
TI99Kitty
Yes, because injecting botulism into your balls couldn't go horribly wrong.
I wonder, are these the same dimwits who lay outside on their stomachs, with their asses in the air, to tan their balls?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I thought they were sunning their assholes?
TI99Kitty
Nah, I think they *bleach* their assholes. This was something Tucker Carlson was promoting, before he was fired by Fox: Testicular tanning.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
"Perineum sunning"
IWasACatAllAlong
Why do we as humans care about an unwrinkled ballsack.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Because society says wrinkles = ugly, and women won't sleep with ugly ballers.
Knifesmith
I would assume that by the time someone is seeing the old scrot, they're pretty much committed.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Consent can change on a dime.
Knifesmith
True, but I've never heard of someone going "man, that scrotum was so wrinkly, that I instantly changed my mind about fucking him".
Similar to how I've never heard of a guy saying "wow, her (choose a part of reproductive anatomy) was so weird looking, I changed my mind and decided that I wasn't into it anymore".
Feralkyn
As a woman I can assure you this has literally never occurred to me... Especially considering the skin, like, adjusts constantly?? People are so fucking weird
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Some guys will blame anything as the reason women won't sleep with them.
Feralkyn
Lol usually it's something entirely separate though, like society or wimmin... not "my ball skin." What a leap