Return of the Meme: 1747² (beaver aerodynamics)

Jul 14, 2026 3:37 PM

CodyBurkett

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Lets get this bread

Pippin tax!

Today's message from Pippin: "[kiss noises] What doing? Why thank you! What doing?"
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.

2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.

3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.

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#29 Jeep owners.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#27 I developed auditory hallucinations as an adult. Does that count? (Apparently it's not normal to have your brain tune into random radio stations while you fall asleep)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I forget I have free will. I'm gonna start making vagina bread

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jumps off the tower, lets out a screech... gracefully circles around and lands back on the tower.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 I’m Georgia O’Keeffe and I approve this message.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#27 it's called tinnitus

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 the...the films aren't canon?? Then nothing is. SW = the DCU

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#20 eh, it depends on what skill tree you spec into. My whole family has ADHD, and we all went with different builds. My partner hyperfocuses. Our youngest is hyperactive. The oldest is all about acquiring knowledge without being able to gocus on long tasks very well. And I bounce around on interests, getting random bursts to activity, followed by losing interest and moving on.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

rereading it right now in the form of free audio books on yourtube. on thud

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhm akshually that is an at-st not an at-at

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1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But do we know if the tanks would be stopped by a tow cablelike an At-At? That's the real question.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

So it's smaller, wouldn't it be stronger?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#33 Well there are solid practical reasons birds sing and bees make hives, they're not just doing it for the fun of doing it: birdsong is often to attract mates or to mark territory, while beehives are the shelter, housing, and structure for their whole eusocial bee community.

Of course there is nothing wrong with singing and dancing just for the fun of doing so, or with singing and dancing for some of the practical reasons identified by social anthropologists, but don't reduce it to just one!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 if this even slightly interests you as a concept, watch Sense 8.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#27 I seem to recall that the "your brain isn't done developing until the age of 25" thing was actually because 25 was the upper age limit of when they were taking measurements and found it was still developing. Thus it is a reasonable supposition that the brain continues developing considerably past the age of 25, and indeed, quite possibly, for your entire life...

... which means that "ding" sound will probably NEVER occur.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#35 Huh… that’s how Imgur works 😅

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 This is one of those CBC legends I grew up on. Most Canadians I know think this is hilarious.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 I'm not in this class but I would show up to meet a hawk! I have parrots and it would be cool to see what a non-evil bird was like.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#35 Any semi-heavy tank would break this things ankles by driving into it. The Sherman wouldn't even have to fire it's cannon or go full speed to fuck it up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#40 I did some reading on Hermes the other week and learned that the Romans equated Wotan with Mercury. Both are associated with eloquent speech, Mercury is a psychopomp and Odin receives the dead, and both are wanderers with wide-brimmed hats

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's interesting because Hermes was also a trickster at times, similar to Loki.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#44 Mistresses (otherwise, female mates are selected for the social image they project)

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just started my Discworld journey, I’m 5 books in and loving every minute of it. Can’t wait to develop my own flowchart!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, what am I missing about #36? Maybe I'm overthinking it or maybe it's because I have no idea what book this is as searching for "Luca Durante" gives results about a hockey player and a singer (who may or may not be the same person) and it seems this is just about copying the map, is that all it is?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first picture is two maps, they should not be considered one map. If one does consider them as one map, greece is on the wrong side of Italy. This is contrasted with the "fantasy map" which is just the Mediterranean but shuffled around a bit.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see now! Thank you!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As Canadian as War Crimes, soooo many war crimes

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just for the record, I appreciate the memes but I always upvote Pippin. Keep up the good work Pip!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 Nothing first world about grid plans. That's just the kind of city layout that happens when you intentionally plan a city before a good portion of the growth happens, instead of a town just growing organically.
While most people first think of US cities when they see this kind of layout, it can also be found (sometimes to a lesser degree) in places like Barcelona, Mogadishu, Islamabad, or Ouagadougou.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Romans were big fans

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or Paris. Anything's possible if you're able and willing to demolish a lot of older parts of the city to make avenues that are not only long and straight, but wide enough to be difficult to barricade during Yet Another Urban Uprising.

It also helps if said city is built on a large and sufficiently flat plain, so San Francisco will always struggle with it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OW MY AT-ST, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET LOGS IN IT

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Do....I....?

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Could use some glazing...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please purchase it first

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm a little sad to not see a video of sugar sauce drizzle onto it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go ahead, glaze the buns

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Do it" - Palpatine and/or Nike

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear?

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, no. That's exactly what you're supposed to do with it

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#37 Fetuses are technically parasites

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not true, a parasite decreases the host's fitness and increases its own. Fitness is not a perfectly defined concept but its most direct measure is the number of offspring produced, hence a fetus cannot reduce the fitness of its host since it ontologically increases the host's fitness.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You made up your own definition then changed it halfway through your comment. A parasite is something that can't live without a host because it gets nourishment from said host. There are plenty of parasites that don't decrease the host's fertility. And the "most direct measure" of fitness is not fertility otherwise the fitness test you took in school would be really weird.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just well-actually-ing about biological/ecological fitness, not physical fitness, and that is an ecological definition of parasitism as opposed to mutualism (both species increase their fitness as a result of their interaction) and commensalism (one species increases its fitness and the other receives no benefit nor suffers a fitness cost).

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#47 Reminds me of this, by the late, great Ursula K Le Guin:

2 weeks ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Let's get this delicious fried bread.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly my favorite author.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Delightfully scathing, thank you for sharing!

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She is so damn good.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why I don't listen to critics, especially when their favorite movie is Citizen Kane or The Godfather, and they're reviewing Marvel.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like okay, I get that my silly popcorn movie isn't high filmmaking, or deeply, soulfully compelling, but it is fun and ridiculous.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Its supposed to be fun and ridiculous. Its not supposed to be Schindler's List or Lawrence of Arabia and isn't trying to be.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Review it like the movie it is, if you're not the right person for the job, pass it to someone that is.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#35 That guy sounds crazy, but that's not an AT-AT pictured getting crushed. "Here's some other, much smaller and weaker vehicle getting crushed" is not really a great bit of arguing

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I would need to see one of those Star Wars spec manuals to guesstimate armor differences between All Terain Scout Transports and All Terain Armored Transports but based on name this might be comparing a jeep being crushed to something closer to a tank.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does still illustrate that the "SUPER CARBO-STEEL", and Imperial hardware in general, is really junk.

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Welcome to the overwhelming majority of VS content. Usually you end up with two power wankers that haven't got a clue...

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or you end up with someone that does know what they're talking about is often completely ignored by the lunatic newcomer.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or you end up with VSBattlewiki, the worst source of information possible where character abilities get so exaggerated as to be meaningless.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dunno, isn't the main difference between the AT-AT and AT-ST the large "body" of the former? The "head" or whatever is probably around the same size in both.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Not really

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I mean, rough estimate from the markers, they both look to be about 4m tall. Maybe 3 for the ATST but that's ballpark.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A little shorter in height, a lot less in length, IMO. With a similar internal volume so potentially a lot more armour for the AT-AT

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, the sequel trilogy really did just go "Let's do the Original Trilogy again, but now everything's bigger and therefore cooler! Now the Death Star is a whole planet and it shoots 4 lasers and also the AT-ATs are twice as big and the big Imperial Star Destroyers are also bigger."

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yup. Abrams did the same thing in his Star Trek movies, where, for no good reason, his version of the Enterprise was vastly larger than the TOS version

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