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Oct 25, 2023 6:21 AM
OneDollaHolla
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QAFoundYourBug
The Egyptians predicted the Simpsons.
fishbicyclerepairman
Eternal OnlyFans?
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Maybe their kid drew it?
dmTim
So the Egyptians played Operation?
FunkBlack
god damn they did it again
Spoonland
https://imgur.com/myv1AGL.jpeg
modus0
The prototype board for Operation.
crthaze
Man, the Simpsons has been on the air for forever.
TheJuiceLoosener
Based on the art, I'd say this is Season 4.
mooncat25
hahaha s-stop tickling me haha I'm going to die hahahaha
RVAALLDAY
Lmao I guess she won’t mind missing a toe in the afterlife
TurboCartoonSmuggler
Hello imgur & Egypt, I am grate artiste
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
I dig a motherfucker up and I catch charges.
Remishnok
Simpsons did it!
Bunnies007
Confused. Is this the Twentieth Dynasty (1189 BC to 1077 BC), or is this twenty centuries (2,000) BC?
IdiotPatrol
20th Dynasty
jimmehboi
Dude they sucked at drawing back then
GodOfDownvotes
Ra damned feet simps.
LesbianRedwings
Are they going to eat this one too?
marbiter
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
isthisusernametakenquestionmark
HappyLifter
Looks like a tall troll
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
sydneygirl
Soooooo, 9 toes and two left arms..... ok then.
trigonman3
Oh, you have wrist rotation issues too?
IdiotPatrol
OP forgot sauce: https://egyptian-gazette.com/egypt/in-photos-egyptian-mission-uncovers-new-kingdom-cemetery-papyrus-in-minya/
PlankTableGo
Yeah, when I found out this was legit, I got up from my desk and had a cigarette. Too fucking stange.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Wait... that image was real?? Fuck I don't know what to believe anymore
TrilobiteSushi
Well they just finished decyphering thehieroglyphs, apparently the guy got run over by a steamroller.
MagnorCriol
cre8majic
It's the old version of 'this was last cleaned by (fill in employee name here)
trigonman3
Halfdan was here
JoeMangoJello
And lo, the prophecy foretold... Simpsons did it!
GCRust
Did the Simpsons really do it, or have we simply failed to address the problems of the world for the past 30 years?
Nephus
I like to imagine that's a step by step guide on body preparation, or worship standards.
EnchantingWzrdOfRiven
The original waifu pillow.
ironymus
What if she was his MIL and the artist made fun of him putting her up on the sarcophagus?
justaguyinthebackrow
He flinched. He had to marry his mother-in-law.
ps238principal
So about 3,000 years old. Cool.
umibozusan
So, when this person died, the Giza pyramid was 1500 years old already
TrilobiteSushi
I think it's an old AI image because it only has 9 toes.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
must have been one of those not well off emperors to get a paint job like this
PraiseTheMachineGod
What if that person had only 9 toes?
JobbyJabber24
Oh they don't replace your feet with combs???
ThatBobbyG
Looks like someone drew the feet with a sharpie.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Inbreeding is a hell of a way to run a dynesty
SnarkyDude
Like you're not going to say anything about the two left hands looking like a JoJo's villain
Smantha
Nah, they just doing a JLo dance.
happywalker
Somnophobe
In the Simpsons world, mortals only have four digits, while God has five. This is obviously symbolizing the transition from mortal to Devine.
trigonman3
Oh, I've seen pictures of Devine.
cre8majic
some ancient cultures had such strong beliefs in the power of images and what they could hold, that they would purposely put in an 'error' like a missing finger/toe because they didn't want to be accused of trying to imitate their god(s) in their creation image of a human. Sometimes this went further that an imperfect image wouldn't have the ability to come to life which would damn the artist as trying to be god-like.
Obijesus
Thats exactly what an ai would say
cre8majic
Or a pedantic art history major...
JackCrab
To quote Ron Swanson: "I have the toes that I have."
straha242
Why? Are you lack-toes intolerant or something?
blessedarethecheesemakers
evilgendo
paintingagency
I hate you so so so so much rn
MagnorCriol
CatEyebrows
Fucking AI has been messing up feet and hands for thousands of years!
arajad
And two left hands.
zafner
Not everybody has a full set of toes my dude
throwaway12345432
There was a not insignificant amount of inbreeding...
textilelover
Really only among the royal family and this is definitely a middle class person's sarcophagus.
bamblebimble
It's only a little bit on inbreeding. Like 20-100 counts tops