IsThereAProblemOfficer
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Jun 4, 2018 8:16 AM
IsThereAProblemOfficer
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2plus2is5
Westworld...
smellyboots
Disguise muthafucka
hurleyman77
"We hide behind the pile of dead bards!!"
DakotaLDE
I understand you're taking your job seriously but please turn off the sink, you're killing the planet!
Tagori
i was just thinking of this gif yesterday
CaptainWolfsburg
Hide behind the pile of dead bards!
GregoriusDaneli
THERE'S THIRTY-SEVEN MORE OF ME, ASSHOLE!
Meowsma
"...Bards suck." "Yeah."
ISellHemorrhoidCreams
C0mtraya
GRaffted
One of them could have worn a white formal wear
FranticFreddie
Grilled rice, Mothafucka
DooganTheTerrible
Is this the new Hitman?
nursejr210
Does this count as a double head job?
AthleticSeafood
cachem0n3y
What's this from
bward141989
Assassin's Creed
cachem0n3y
Ah that's what I thought
gordy77
Fucker you made me snort out loud while I was settling my daughter to sleep!
NotTinaBelcher
TakNoPants
good ol Robbaz, havn't seen a video from him in a while
DatSheep
Some fries, mothafocka
Glen69
Supplies mothafocka
DoubleSecretAgent
Rue dies mothafocka
Zomzom77
nobel prize mothafocka
HansZeGermanBoy
Boiled rice mothafocka
laffertydaniels
Dreary eyes, mothafocka
SarminBandit
BrownWoim
Quick, drop the rock on his head!
ablackguywithanaffintyforpoetry
Who left the sink running
TheNearlyLastAirbender
No one will notice if theres nobody to notice
JokerVonDoloh
There are quite a lot of bodies... not that they can notice anything.
Josekell
ZachBrownBand
Someone send this to Gavin Free stat!
lunchboxbilly
Im glad Im not the only sicko whos made a pile that big.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
I dont usually make them all naked like that o_o
Vysh2
BananaBeds(reverse Spoonerism)
JustHereToSeeStuff
billyrayvalentine
This made me giggle way too hard
JustHereToSeeStuff
bearstrike
WhiteTexan
Tassyr
Hammer-to-the-eye motherfucker!
Crowfood
Hammer eyes, mothafucka
TraceTheKitteh
I am actually impressed with the game that he stayed hidden from the AI in all those bodies
res20stupid
Hitman is well-known for the shenanigans the devs coded into the game. On the PS2 game, Blood Money, you could disguise yourself as a (1/?)
res20stupid
priest at a wedding... and there's actually a cutscene where you can perform the ceremony. It's one of the clues that the bride was (2/?)
res20stupid
the one who hired you. Or better yet, she mourns her newly wed husband only when someone else finds the body. She'll say, (3/?)
res20stupid
"Well, finally," before screaming if she's alone when she finds him.
futureman3000
The ol' sex pile hammer style.
Dostugsnotdrugs
The youtuber is bedbananas and the vid is Hitman : Devil 47
Jokeymcgoiter
Ty. I was going to say Criken, but I remember that crikens antics tend to be less violent. Good ol cooky bedbanans.
TakNoPants
it could also be robbaz, i remember him doing something like this as well
seanrus16OG
Once, he disguised himself as a pile of bodies, because he knows that I love to investigate piles of bodies. And so I drew closer to admire
seanrus16OG
The pile of bodies and then he was like "BLEAGH! IT'S ME!" and then he hit me with a hammer.
seanrus16OG
We were thirty at the time...
LostSparten071
Good ol things to do with geoff and gav.
Jasani
Didnt the game reference this in a future expansion? or what the reference to Gavin writing a name in bodies?
MattMcC980
The electrocution one
Jasani
aw crap. I was double wrong lol.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Was this from them? I know the puddle pile was
LostSparten071
Yeah Hammertime or something like that.
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
Nobody expects the gay orgy pistol whip.
casbott
Fool me once,…
EldritchAldrich
Shoe me once.... Shoes on me. Fool me twice, I'm keeping the pair
MarioPoppins
*dead body *hammer
russrob84
Otherwise known as the Spanish Inquisition
TheRealJackieDaytona
Fool me once..
Dmaculus
No one expects those string of words, either
ialwayssaywhyiupvotestuff
I know it gets me every time
fluhatinrapper
Dey dead
OndSluHai
But is it really gay, though? I hope someone will make a mathematical equation in order to find out.
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
That old move
ScariestOfButts
Aaaaaand there's the repost title.
Khagaan
I'm in tears. Fuck. xD
Septiformus
No, but everyone expects to get nailed in a gay orgy
MinxyJinx
Except Kevin, he is just there to watch
Leadfoot
Clearly if Kevin had just watched we would still have house of cards.
NachoPete
cachem0n3y
Hi I'm Kevin, no just go about your business. I'm fine here.
randumbinc100
He got smacked with a hammer
smurfsmurfsmurf
How can you tell? /s
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Withallduerespect
Anything can be a gun if you're American enough
TomZarekVP
It was Hammer time
UserSubLurkerMan
A man hammer.
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
What is a hammer if not a dedicated tool for pistol-whipping?
ashittypuncomment
A hammer is basically a single-shot nail gun
randumbinc100
You need a pistol if you want to pistol-whip
doesntmatter
The hammer on the pistol is too small for pistol-whipping. You pistol-whip better with a bigger, dedicated pistol-whipping hammer.
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
That's quitter talk.
SidneyMajora
Stop! Hammertime!