Dump of stuff I had on my phone

Mar 18, 2021 11:39 AM

OddBrock

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No seriously. Dont.

"Satina Wants a Glass of Water"

Fashion ducks

Daily Roll (IIRC)

Good ol' Enlisted humor

College of Valor, if you're playing 5e

Crawdaunt, Eelektross, Phantump, Cacturne, Nuzleaf, Haunter.

Tiny cleaver. (Hand for scale, as no banana available)

May he rest in peace.

BattleTech

More BattleTech

Explanation of the previous

Personally, I think "Yūrei" should be replaced with "Onryō" since the former I basically your garden variety ghost, just in Japanese & the latter is the kind you go to a shrine & give offerings so it won't hunt you down for telling its story.

Just remember that Port is a type of wine and "Yes, there's still Port left"

Probably because they're about to shoot someone

Supposed to be the Cat Tax. Spare pillow, 10 minutes after I finished installing a new bed.
Edit: His name is Ash.
Front page edit: I made Most Viral? Damn; they let anyone in here.

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#1 I am a possum/Roadkill is my destiny/screaming at my ass.

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#30 me like

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#30 lmao Aeromorphs?

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IDK, I think I found it in another dump here. Dat booty tho.

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#18 don't kink shame

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Good ol' Minotaurs, giving the Lamenters something to cry about.

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#27 mondead instead of 'case of the mondays'

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#23 We all know how that worked out....

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I REALLY disagree with the Sulphur Crested Cockatoo being anything but evil, having met, & bled from, several

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#11

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+1 for accurate Battletech explanation!

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Fuck Kurita. And Capellans

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https://m.youtube.com/user/BlackPantsLegion "Tex Talks BattleTech"

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Excellent taste

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Replying for later

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Urbie: GARBAGE DAY!

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These replies warm my 32km/h heart

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GNU Terry Pratchett

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#34 whats wrong with Bradford pears?

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They smell like dead fish when they bloom.

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Ok but I wanna hear the Efreeti Bottle stories...

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They all end in flames

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Wait, is the cats name Spare Pillow?

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The cats name is Ash

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#10 I know these players... I've DMed for these players.

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the name for the IKEA timer means sue/tune in swedish. Someone may want to sue you if you start all of them...

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It's House Marik -_- *austro hungarian noises intensify*

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whats #36 from?

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Anyone who thinks a swan is lawful evil has clearly never interacted with a swan. They’re worse than geese. Where I’m from geese are

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Also sun conures are lawful good? Fuck loud ass screechy nonsense mother fuckers that bite the shit out of your ear? My parent shad 3.

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the goodies and get bullied by the swans. I saw a swan drown a goose once... pinned its head under the water.

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If you don't love me at my corn... you don't deserve me at my Mason jar......?

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White lightning.

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"If you don't love me at my corn on the cob, you don't deserve me at my moonshine."

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If you don’t love me at my corniest, you don’t deserve me when I’m closed?

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Corn to corn whiskey

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If you don't love me at my corniest, you don't deserve me at my ethanol?

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IIRC that tiny cleaver is a cheese cleaver.

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I have that same tiny cleaver! It is my cheese cleaver for when I have cheese plates! Sometimes I eat cheese just to use the cleaver!

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Nice to see I'm not the only weirdo with this tiny cleaver

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We had one when I was a kid. I thought it was for cutting bacon or pepperoni or other small meats.

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But do you know where it came from?? Because I don't. Mine has simply always been there. It is eternal. The cleaver of time and cheese.

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I have no idea, found it in an old Tupperware when I was cleaning my garage

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Had a few over the years. They usually come with those big gift packs of summer sausage and cheese that they put out around christmas.-

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-the ones that they expect you to wrap up and just give to somebody for the holidays.

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I blame the gnomes

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I got one out of a hickory farms gift set.

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