OddBrock
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No seriously. Dont.
"Satina Wants a Glass of Water"
Fashion ducks
Daily Roll (IIRC)
Good ol' Enlisted humor
College of Valor, if you're playing 5e
Crawdaunt, Eelektross, Phantump, Cacturne, Nuzleaf, Haunter.
Tiny cleaver. (Hand for scale, as no banana available)
May he rest in peace.
BattleTech
More BattleTech
Explanation of the previous
Personally, I think "Yūrei" should be replaced with "Onryō" since the former I basically your garden variety ghost, just in Japanese & the latter is the kind you go to a shrine & give offerings so it won't hunt you down for telling its story.
Just remember that Port is a type of wine and "Yes, there's still Port left"
Probably because they're about to shoot someone
Supposed to be the Cat Tax. Spare pillow, 10 minutes after I finished installing a new bed.
Edit: His name is Ash.
Front page edit: I made Most Viral? Damn; they let anyone in here.
ImurevJourhein
#1 I am a possum/Roadkill is my destiny/screaming at my ass.
WhatAreYouTalkingAboutEh
#30 me like
robotnixon13
#30 lmao Aeromorphs?
OddBrock
IDK, I think I found it in another dump here. Dat booty tho.
SavagePatchKids
#18 don't kink shame
ElloAstings
Good ol' Minotaurs, giving the Lamenters something to cry about.
Afewflowers
#27 mondead instead of 'case of the mondays'
MarsVtron
#23 We all know how that worked out....
Laurpud
I REALLY disagree with the Sulphur Crested Cockatoo being anything but evil, having met, & bled from, several
sequenia1
#11
R1Armadillo
+1 for accurate Battletech explanation!
AnotherBeardedCanadian
Fuck Kurita. And Capellans
OddBrock
https://m.youtube.com/user/BlackPantsLegion "Tex Talks BattleTech"
cranialpleasure
Excellent taste
TheAngryEngineer
Replying for later
dongsamongus2000
Urbie: GARBAGE DAY!
JustAPileOfCats
LasersAreCool
dongsamongus2000
These replies warm my 32km/h heart
LunaBWriting
GNU Terry Pratchett
quork10
#34 whats wrong with Bradford pears?
OddBrock
They smell like dead fish when they bloom.
Spaz125
Ok but I wanna hear the Efreeti Bottle stories...
OddBrock
They all end in flames
Merky600
Wait, is the cats name Spare Pillow?
OddBrock
The cats name is Ash
CallThisAUsername
#10 I know these players... I've DMed for these players.
magpiegriffin
the name for the IKEA timer means sue/tune in swedish. Someone may want to sue you if you start all of them...
alkansur
It's House Marik -_- *austro hungarian noises intensify*
bogongenerator
whats #36 from?
TreeSparrowDY
Anyone who thinks a swan is lawful evil has clearly never interacted with a swan. They’re worse than geese. Where I’m from geese are
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Also sun conures are lawful good? Fuck loud ass screechy nonsense mother fuckers that bite the shit out of your ear? My parent shad 3.
TreeSparrowDY
the goodies and get bullied by the swans. I saw a swan drown a goose once... pinned its head under the water.
spicepoet
https://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/field-notes/2012/04/mute-swan-attacks-and-kills-man-chicago-pond/
iluvdis
If you don't love me at my corn... you don't deserve me at my Mason jar......?
FailureisaPedagogy
White lightning.
OddBrock
"If you don't love me at my corn on the cob, you don't deserve me at my moonshine."
ninjaxtone1
If you don’t love me at my corniest, you don’t deserve me when I’m closed?
Frodomann1
Corn to corn whiskey
CheeeseGremlin
If you don't love me at my corniest, you don't deserve me at my ethanol?
vash77
Ristia
IIRC that tiny cleaver is a cheese cleaver.
FireLogic
I have that same tiny cleaver! It is my cheese cleaver for when I have cheese plates! Sometimes I eat cheese just to use the cleaver!
Hahdrimbruniikdwiin
Nice to see I'm not the only weirdo with this tiny cleaver
LarvaLamp
We had one when I was a kid. I thought it was for cutting bacon or pepperoni or other small meats.
FireLogic
But do you know where it came from?? Because I don't. Mine has simply always been there. It is eternal. The cleaver of time and cheese.
Hahdrimbruniikdwiin
I have no idea, found it in an old Tupperware when I was cleaning my garage
Sageypie
Had a few over the years. They usually come with those big gift packs of summer sausage and cheese that they put out around christmas.-
Sageypie
-the ones that they expect you to wrap up and just give to somebody for the holidays.
OddBrock
I blame the gnomes
TheCapnJoe
I got one out of a hickory farms gift set.