Trick or treat

Jul 27, 2026 11:53 PM

tractorist

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elephant

I want to be friends with an elephant.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing you didn’t do a watermelon or you might have been trampled down the road.

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forbidden fleshlight

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That thing would rip your dick off and toss it into the tall grass never to be seen again

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shai Hulud is hungry

20 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You mean Graboids, certainly?

16 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gives us the treat, or it gets the hose.

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We got prehensile noses in this bitch.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog has a face-hand-nose...

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

17 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who needs fancy props or CGI to make the next Tremors film? Some carefully placed treats & you've got all the action you need at a fraction of the price & time.

Tremors with Lego figures, anyone?

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EMT: *shakes head* "No."

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Food for the Lurker below!

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP "TRUNK or treat" was right there. Still, great post. 🐘❤️

17 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The new hungry hungry just dropped and it is fire!!

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new Odyssey movie looks a lot more family friendly than I expected.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Next....hand grenades?

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Have you had any water today? You feeling ok?

19 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The actual fuck is wrong with you?

18 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

12 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not an elephant, that’s just Willem Dafoe.

18 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: Never tease the elephant. You can thank me later. Because you’ll still be alive.

21 hours ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

While elephants are incredibly playful (ran elephant rescue) they ARE still massive wild animals that generally know their strength, but you should never take one for granted either..

7 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OK, so no ghost pepper pranks at the zoo. Gotcha.

14 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Only on the macaws.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Londo Mollari up to his old tricks again.

22 hours ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I bet Centauri card tables are all glass tops.

21 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I had forgotten he had tentacles (hidden) under his diplomatic attire.

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it cold in here or is it just me?

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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18 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is the elephant collecting the items or eating them that fast?

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

something tells me the video is cut so that it looks like its easting them in 0.5 sec (its a 1-2 sec cut I would guess)

17 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a shaky handheld camera. Any cut would be noticable. That elephant's definitely making a snack pile

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL elephants use their trunks to suction cup items in order to grab them

19 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They can also suction up water with their trunks, then spray it out.

18 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And use it as a snorkel to dive.

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And to masturbate (yes, really).

15 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

…Yeah that sounds likely. 😂

15 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interestingly, elephants don’t use suction to pull on large objects like the melon and cabbage in the video.

What you are seeing on those items is the grip strength of its prehensile nose tips, which are called “fingers”. Elephants can pinch lift 60+ lbs. with their “fingers” with ease!

Besides for drawing water (at 330 mph) an elephant uses suction to lift delicate objects such as tortilla chips w/o breaking them.

12 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

330 mph...? Is that accurate?

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup! 530km per hour.

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus...! That technically makes them the fastest land mammal!

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL that elephants are the fastest land mammal. Eat it cheetah.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0