CeleryMan7
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Pre social distancing I guess?
Sep 10, 2020 8:47 PM
CeleryMan7
92433
2061
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BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
I don't go to whole foods with my bro anymore because the entrepreneur guy thought I was pregnant with his kid. I was on my period.
BrandNewAccount5000
Whole Foods is for poors, I only shop at Erewhon.
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAR
"We don't like 'em either, but hearing 'whole paycheck' is more of a cringe. We like Bezos jokes tho." --another WFM cashier.
MyName4Wine
PrfctDrk
It could be like one of those losing your sanity slowly at a grocery store responses, like: How are you? OH JUST PEACHY KEEN
CaptainThePirate
“You should put some soul on your face”. And then just leave.
zylokun
that sounded nice, I don't get it
Justheretoshowpeoplereferences
The inside of my soul is a mix of a wildfire and tornado, but it’s also -500 Fahrenheit and all the colors are reversed and the wind screams
onewallpaperaweek
umbrellamaker
"THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE! THEY'RE HIPPIES!!"
Mechwarrior719
Hippies... they wanna save the world. But all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
FunAlternativeFact
Sounds like a nice dude was having good day. Shame that someone would let an unusual turn or phrase would ruin their time.
ciscoxing626
You should have said "ah....a soul....."
Farfromitdude
Whole Foods = Whole moods
ReginaKasteen
I prefer to shop at Whole Noods
WhatsYourCovidStory
=\ she sounds like someone i wouldnt wanna be around
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
A pet peeve of mine is people not putting back shopping carts and I've noticed people at WF don't. That's why I don't shop there...
therealNorrinRadd
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
I met my soulmate in whole foods. I was buying Rosé and she was buying celery https://youtu.be/eoCam-Us_pg
BaconAndBoba
Thanks for this. I regret not discovering these guys until now. Seems like great Covid shutdown entertainment!
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
You are in for a great treat, my friend. Check out their series on Love Island.
ruferto
lowkey, many people want that feel
CeleryMan7
i hate celery
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
you love celery
CeleryMan7
Nope
KnowmSaying
Hilarious and extremely uncomfortable. Thanks
Skizzlesnap
I don’t go to Whole Foods because I don’t think a small hand held shopping basket full of food should cost $500.
deathcab420
its free if you just leave with it then you get a nice basket too as a bonus
onewallpaperaweek
Se7enPr1me
So true though. You can very easily just walk outside with food and theyre too passive and vegan and nonconfrontantional to stop you
deathcab420
its a corporate mandated no-chase policy cleverly disguised dab username guy but when i worked there i def didnt care if someone was stealin
Se7enPr1me
Finally someone gets the 710 reference
KnowmSaying
Had some uber driver who was like that. Thought I was gonna get murdered. "My mind is calm on this quiet quiet night"
notinterestednow
Man that just means the voices are synchronized about how to make a skin suit out of you. Remember to follow the natural seams
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
“Remember to follow the natural seems!” Lol! XD that’s... creepy yet true; surgeons are taught that exactly.
donalbaine
I'm gonna need to know where exactly a human has seams.. I know of one, but it's rather specific and the ladies don't have it. ?
notinterestednow
Just natural creases where a stich is less noticeable.
donalbaine
That makes sense.. I was imaging I had a bunch of Ziploc style zippers all over me I wasn't aware of.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
KnowmSaying
Like haha coooool dude here's good.
Vramas
This made me laugh out loud. “That’s great man, please pull over.”
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"No, no keep the change"
CeoHuntingSeason
I don't get it, why she hated it? is this like something people cringe about like "m'lady?"? or is about oversharing?
ConfederacyOfDunces
Sincerity is often derided in US culture. I think it's sweet.
phoenix071
It's not the sincerity that is making her cringe, I assume it's that he sounds like a hippy and that whole culture is considered silly
cursedTinker
I think it's more that Whole Foods is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Amazon and they treat their workers like dirt, and OP is empathizing with
cursedTinker
the employee, reading that they feel beautiful inside but are otherwise dead.
blahpony
History Channel called it Whole Paycheck once.
gratefulheart
That’s what I called it when I worked there.
Frostbreaker1
There are better "whole foods" places to go for sure. Still pricey, but better. As long as you dont just go to Walmart instead
CallMeSally
Wow. History channel giving us the facts again.
DaveSamsonite
Their $13 celery infused water tastes similar to LaCroix’s “stored near a blueberry” flavor
TheFeralDog
That's why I don't go lol. We have a Sprouts Farmers Market grocery store that I like better if I'm looking for organic or natural stuff.
FormerlySable
Hubby can’t shop at Sprouts as much as at WF because so many things at Sprouts contain what he’s allergic to. Sucks.
TheFeralDog
damn they got all sorts if limited ingredient food for allergy sufferers that sucks. Cause WF is WAY more $. What is he allergic to?
FormerlySable
Soy.
BaconAndBoba
I love Sprouts! Among other things I like that seem to only be there, there’s that Australian red licorice (the kind that’s not hollow). Mmm
TheFeralDog
I like the Aussie stuff better than twizzler for sure, But still prefer red vines over both