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Dog tax: Amaterasu snuggled a mug of tea today.
NeoNeanderthal
#10 Not being good enough doesn't mean people can't be straight up worse.
InfantofPrague
#46 So, there are two of these at a random small town Walmart. I have never seen them at any other Walmart, and I don't understand why there are only two... And why they are always available the random times I have to stop there.
RayneOfSalt
#12 this was bullshit when it was posted yesterday and it's still bullshit today.
yamamasyamaha
#11 pretty sure men die younger vecause of suppressed feelings so we get the win on this one
Heart-attack-at-50 for the win
MayMayz4DayzYo
#27 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMmk1M2Z5bmhqNTkxdmwzYXRpMTlzZGVzN2d5MDJhbDVpbHRnYTF2MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/spfi6nabVuq5y/200w.mp4
byronwilliams4010
#10 I'm not sure what it's called, but I'm in this picture and I Don't Like It.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
It's having simultaneous inferiority and superiority complexes. You'd think they'd cancel each other out, but nope. Like that meme where the person tried eating something spicy and minty at the same time to see if they cancel each other out, and nope. Those are two different sensory neuron mechanisms. You can feel both at the same time. Hellfire.
OmnibusLatinName
You think this would create some kind of storm front.
TheMostModestMouse
#39 dude. Since I was a kid. I've talked about hating a certain pillow my grandmother had. Because when I touched it it felt like static and my brain would freeze. It wouldn't come up much so I never thought about it. Later in life I find out it's a spectrum thing. And I was just never diagnosed lol. Reading dumps about autism is always like. Oh shit that's not for everyone?!?!
amber93kmah679
Same! I thought I was only the one with this problem
ShipsAndCrivens
Me, too! Iām glad Iām not alone.
subject6661
#33 me and the side chick (dw, we do not like coldplay)
Omicron416
#42 No, *at least* 40% of cops are domestic abusers.
chooges
#2 because we know other guys...
Snow44444
Wicked Queeah
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
#37 - Oh thank goodness! I'm not the only one...
Catterverse
#2 because she's hot and mine, would be a probable answer.
Neurisko
People who have to post online all the time about their relationships and want their SO to post all the time are probably insecure in those relationships and need constant reassurance. No thanks.
Catterverse
Also a likely case
ItsHardToBeatboxOnADigeridoo
#10 this is called Narcissism
walrussl
#2 nobody belongs to anyone. Even if you're a relationship (unless you have a whole dom/sub thing, then you do you)
johnxbear
#2 I don't have a girlfriend but it probably cuts down on the creeps looking her up and sending dick pics.
underwaterscubaminer
Yep most of my followers are creeps and d-pick senders so I just to save her the hassle and not post her
fallswinkingtothefloor
#2 most het men are just like yeah, of course I have a hot girl, I'm entitled to one, with my pea brain and my beer gut
Lajuku
#10 narcisissm
DemSumBigAssRidges
#38 My first job as an engineer, I asked my boss why we did a certain thing, and his response was literally, "because I said so." I should have known that job was going nowhere.
CharlesTooke
I like your dog.
GreenMonkeySam
Yay, it's a Sammy!
spittytrinkles
#2 Cause They would rather that I didn't and I respected that. Wanna go? I am right here!
menemyr
Same thought. "I'm yours? Like this chair? Like your TV? When did we go back to having people as property?" I'm not going to say that isn't a red flag, but we try not to go looking for flags.
spittytrinkles
"Hi, I'm Dave. This is my bitch.*
Sounds wrong? It IS!
menemyr
I mean, unless it's what she's into. When I was younger, I was working at a state fair photo exhibit and a couple in biker leather came through. Holding hands while she was pointing things out she liked, and across her back it read "Property of Nick"
spittytrinkles
I'll not yuck your yum, If that's her want, I'll hold the leash, but it shouldn't be expected.
PaleChapter
I'm in this picture and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lordfwahfnah
#50 aw what a cutie. Snuggle her and tell her I said hi
tychog99
#10 self awareness and accurate judgemenr of the general populace
CalistoNoir
#14 wish I had the balls to be that way too....
gucchan13
"Asking about why the rules are the way they are isn't rude". At all. It's just called critical thinking, and it's not about being neurotypical or not. It's important to understand why rules and laws are the way they are, and be able to decide if they align with your morals or not.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Usually, the answer is "I don't know," and A LOT of people feel angry having to say that. My father, for example, would never say it. If he didn't know something, he just wouldn't reply and would act like he hadn't heard me. He's also the type of person who has never apologized to me in his entire life, for anything.
chooges
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3F6OXZ4MHB6d3hyNGlhbDF1eG93NG1yNWM3cW9meDNtejh3eG0wZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q/200w.webp
Mairoa
Then why do neurotypicals act like you just threatened their families or insulted them on a spiritual level when you do it?
doctorId
What I have trouble with is that there are always like, well established official rules that everyone talks about, but then a secret, different set of rules that everyone just knows to follow and if you try to follow the official set of rules people will like, get mad at you or act like you're stupid? ...???
Mairoa
Yes! I told my therapist it's like the real rules everyone cares about are in white text on a white background and I can't highlight, pull text, or change the font color.
derJake
Just try the text extraction button in snipping tool. It's pretty good.
MayorofPantstown
I always figured "ofc" was "of course" the same way "etc" is "et cerera."
TohmaytohTohmahtoh
Same here. I've never known anyone to use it as 'Of f*cking course', but I guess there are those that do. TIL...
gucchan13
indeed, a quick internet search says it's simply "of course". I'd say not everything with an F needs to contain expletives
3Davideo
FCC now stands for Fucking Communications Comission
chooges
Didn't it always?
JohnCheshirsky
It's actually both, afaik https://imgur.com/IbzmDtr
Override9636
as fuck as i know?
shotty814
I am also one of today's 10,000.
Omicron416
*cetera
ThatGareBear
Michael Cerera*
justaguyinthebackrow
Peter Ceterera*
Omicron416
No, Peteter! Wait, or is it Peterer ...
Snow44444
Or .... Fifty Chickens
chooges
Or.... Filthy Chickens, context will determine which
Ghlargh
I will now mentally insert "or fifty chickens" every time someone uses that abbreviation, thank you for that.
pritolus
Yeah this feels like the "I was today years old when I realized vitamin is short for vital minerals"
It seems like it makes sense, but it's also very much wrong.
spittytrinkles
Tumblr Etymology is so annoying. Fornicate Under Consent of the King Off.
empiricuse
#44 oh dear. I'm sure I've said ofc many times at work. Never noticed it used to mean anything besides "of course" before... Though now it's occurred to me I'll probably avoid using it again just in case šš
Tommyboypsp
It just means of course, don't worry
Chriswagon1
No it 100% just means ofcourse, this person is wrong.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
#12 I feel this, but I never really feel like an introvert. I'm just a Gen X'er who was left alone a lot as a kid (as many of us were). So yeah, I enjoy having people around, but also, like... I'm totally good on my own. I have learned how to entertain myself, and while the internet helps these days, I'm still good without it.
Mostly this involves books, masturbation (at the proper age), and occasionally doing weird shit because why not.
spittytrinkles
Intro and Extro are just different ends of a spectrum. We all behave differently in different situations. Work Spittytrinkles is very different to Orgy Spittytrinkles.
OmnibusLatinName
My jam was Lego. Forget about the world for hours.
iatezola
at the proper age? what does that mean?
brcpo9
Youth detected.
iatezola
lol sadly no
brcpo9
Then you've not reached the age at which you will know what the proper age means.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
As soon as I figured it out
iatezola
that was very early for me, that's why i asked. like waaaaay pre puberty.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
Yeah, same. And honestly it wasn't really that I figured it out, it was that an older kid taught me. As it turned out he had ulterior motives but let's not get into that.