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How Pete became a legend.
Repost. Don't know why, but this is never not funny to me.
Jan 5, 2017 2:36 AM
DrinkBootySweat
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Repost. Don't know why, but this is never not funny to me.
junney
No cake for you
nobodygottimeforthat
haha, this was hillarious
Numerobofis
dudes got a smokin hot wife
IShouldntJokeAboutThat
@ISeeNipple
nouseforanameforthisshit
Classic Pete.
ExpectFailure
Midgarmerc
I'd fuck him. I'm a straight man. But yeah. Get in here.
DarkSock
Elastic Snap-Hole of the Love Bear
scud42
I've always assumed Pete was actually ex Bears/Broncos QB Kyle Orton. http://www.dolfansnyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/qb-orton.jpg
NotAPervert
The scar looking thing on his left (our right) cheek definitely matches the photos I've seen of Kyle Orton
NotAPervert
Googled his height. He's 6' 4"... Google doesn't mention it being two measurements though.
scud42
Might need to update his Wikipedia page.
scud42
Put your thumb over his eyes.
MyDumpsAreTheFreshest
Pete is my fucking spirit animal.
Goofychems
I freaking died at two measurements.
BarfTittiesGalore
Yet were able to type a comment. If we were playing "Guess Who" I'd say you're Frankenstein's monster!
minusunu
hello pete. happy cakeday
Zaretti
He has a hot wife who likes to drink. She just might be worth putting up with Pete for.
jbird84
No one gonna mention the epic photo?
711isAnInsideJob
I feel like I've seen him somewhere before...
DiMalols
amles
Make love to me Pete, please!
PhailRaptor
*concern*
DeadSucc
I strive for this level of excellence...
livingthathoelife
TAKE ME!!!
therandombagofmeat
He's a keeper
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
Feuran
Could be a midget with a huge dick
vforvendetta2017
KingoftheObviouslyObvious
You can still get around with a 4-banger. So I hear.
Buckbeak1486
Is that Pete Rudd, Paul Rudd's brother?
phucklestheclown
Man, Sesame Street has changed.
Appachehelicopter
secretoaster
The amount of sex this guy has on regular basis... Mind boggling.
PaleChixAreMyFetish
Plug your damn phone in Pete.
milest0nes
This is a screenshot from a person viewing Petes profile posted to a separate website.
dodgethefatherramthedaughter
The last line makes this whole thing
MasterBaconProclomation
I show this to all I work with. Love it.
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
anotheruselesscomment
I am 37 years old and 6 seconds. Those are two measurements
SirFeatherbottom
Wow! A tiny man with a 6 foot penis! This I have to see.
AGiantSlor
Does it make your whole week?...
ahintofmadness
8in shy of a foot into my week
AuMember
How about your hole weak?
KuuroiYuki
I don't get it.
KuuroiYuki
Or is there no joke, and he's 6 foot tall and 4 inches long, and just stating the obvious for comedic effect?
Anthonlee
I'm very sure it's a dick joke. 6 foot for height + 4 inch for the Wang= 2 measurements
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Anthonlee
Which I also said hours before you figured it out
KuuroiYuki
Never mind, I got it now (Without stating that it was 2 measurements, one would think that '6 foot & 4 inches' (6' 4") is one measurement.
KuuroiYuki
I never saw it that way, thought it was two measurements from the start, so last sentence seemed oddly Captain Obvious to me.
KuuroiYuki
*walks away, silently murmuring "Silly Americans and their silly Imperial... So salty..."*