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Sep 16, 2022 1:16 AM
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Nonopicard
This is gettin weird!
fartharder
#1 I have it on good authority that whales do not in fact ejaculate plankton
TheWhiteRat
#2 Fuck. Nuclear holocaust fears thread.
CloseupCaptionReaction
#19
you trigger my trap card! Your meme is now mine!
oakleaves
#9 trying to get past MH stuff to get my pup out backpacking. Found pictures from years past of trips w/ my old wolf & this hits hard.
kittenpettingfool
#3 if god didnt wamt sins- why make sitting on weiners so fun? Why are bobs & vagene so mesmerizing? Does he hate us & dolphins so much
kittenpettingfool
he was like 'here, u fkin weapons- enjoy stimulating ur genitals SO much! Theres no way any of u colostomy bags wont end up in Hell ?'
PyroDragon
#3
DnZeroes
#25 that hits way too close to home to be funny.
parabolic000
#11 Yeah, it should be described as a "crustacean menstruation station." It's not a station for the menstruation of crustaceans (I hope).
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
#3 Sin is such a non concept. Who defines this? Some virgin cuck 2000 years ago? Fuck you and your partnerless life.
RuthlessRuben
#9 ...take you upvote and get out of my sight...*quiet sobbing*
Seminole4ever
#8 Catholics make up all kinds of weird shit. Mary had no special powers, and was not a virgin. Miss me with that mythology.
Iwannabecalledspaghetti
#9
fredh67
#8 "Blasting rope" isn't a sin. Nor are a lot of things the church calls sins.
imOnlyHereForMemes
I don’t get the alligator one :/
RedAppleSoda
#1
4vie
#8 Or he desperately wanted to leave the worldly life to be shot of people like that guy...
pritolus
#4 yeah please don't do this
PicassoCT
#1 Protein is protein
erroniousmaximus
#28 is a common name though. You could easily fat finger that and the phone would capitalize it for you.
Username62611
Yeah, the joke is that she's unreasonable.
drbwaa
#9 hey op quick question what the fuck?
WoodfolkFae
My dear Annabel why did you have to go!
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Sometimes my ADHD comes in real handy. I scrolled directly past it cuz it seemed too long
mimomisu
haha, same....wait
jeepmare
#14 corner bed is an effective use of space.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
I will tell you it is a pain in my fucking ass to climb in and out of bed off the end because my side is on the wall.
IUpVoteDadJokes
I'm guessing it's single vs cohabitating partners? Because in the second case, it's efficiency vs ease of bed entry / exit for two people.
subject6661
Even when i want single we choose for corner bed, she didn't care for sliding to the front of the bed to get out
jeepmare
Everyone doesn't just superman jump in and out of bed every time?
Therepostingposterwithoutanytitleperson
In yes, out hurts a bit more
Leonon
But if it's in a corner you can have them sleep in the corner and they can't escape when you try to cuddle them in your sleep.
BenderSaysNeat
Wow #9 comes out of left field there a bit, doesn't it? I was not prepared.
Kloves
Oh man my eyesight is not the greatest so I just skipped over that one.. then I read your comment and had to check it out and now I’m ?
AngryDrBanner
Right. It's all joke joke joke, then bam! Hit in the face with an upper cut of emotion.
MrChadH
It's Fry's Dog all over again.
Anarric