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DickDickthedick0331
I love you all. Thank you imgur for brightening my life wo Th equal perceptions. Lmfao
AtsaMattaForYou
theyar
That's stupid.
diesoz
I like to pretend I'm not going to read through this again, but I can't help it.
raknor88
reddit.com/r/HFY (Humans Fuck Yeah)
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SoberAndBored
What if we're the only race with crime? Or capitalism? Other races might have developed where everything they do is "for the greater good"
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of their species, where they lack the propensity for violence to kill or assault each other, where their females come into season, where
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all resources are shared. And then we show up and they have to deal with theft, rape and murder when they have no concept of what those are,
SoberAndBored
let alone the structures in place to deal with it: no courts, police, jails...
CuriousPurple
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NegentropyX
I can’t say what it means to be human, but I am sure it’s not a compliment.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
still no stabby the roomba??
simplydifficult
What is a space year?
Mitchz95
That's "persistence hunting", not "pursuit predation".
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ThisIsSteel
Man, if we ever do meet aliens who is going to explain all the fanfiction and headcanon?
NerdN1
Slash-fics and shipping. "Those characters appear to hate each other, have incompatible sexual orientation, and are related." Human: "So?"
SoberAndBored
We deliberately consume poisons in order to change our brain chemistry. This is considered fun.
billyunsnbillyuns
yall need to check out the short story "with friends like these"
khazaria
Like aliens who have traveled the galaxy would find a pretty moderate planet crazy scary. As if evolution happens nowhere else.
srslydude
Maybe they evolved to breathe nitrogen. Maybe they can only handle temperatures below 0 C. You never know, so until we do, what’s the harm?
khazaria
We can't handle temps below zero. Many earth animals can. We're far from the most hardy even on our own planet.
srslydude
That’s not what I said. If they evolved differently from us in a way that Earth couldn’t support, they probably would find Earth scary.
khazaria
If they found here scary, then we'd be terrified of their place. We don't even have the benefit of seeing the craziest stuff out there.
Flyndaran
More egotistic masturbatory sci fi bullshit. Anthropocentrism is just childish.
kudayta
Underrated comment here. While I enjoy an occasional bout of childish entertainment, it's not the main course.
PanicAtTheCostco
Ugh I hate these. There are way scarier animals on earth when it comes down to basic survival capabilities. Humans ain’t that impressive.
SOURCECODE01
Name one.
PanicAtTheCostco
How about a fuckin bear.
ArnoGerber
I beg to differ. Unless you are talking about extremophiles, humans are the most aggressive and intelligent predators out there.
PanicAtTheCostco
I’m talking about unarmed humans.
PanicAtTheCostco
That’s what the post is about. It’s not about our fuckin guns.
SOURCECODE01
I messaged you my answer to bears, but in response to guns, we are inherently tool users. That is what separates us from most others.
SOURCECODE01
If it wasn't guns, it would be stone spears. Or sticks. Or rocks. That's the greatest evolutionary advantage we've been given.
TrixieLaBouche
wtf is "urban conurbation"?
BiliboyJenkins
city
SpellKeeper
A conurbation is a region comprising a number of cities, large towns, and other urban areas that, through population growth and
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physical expansion, have merged to form one continuous urban or industrially developed area.
MemeLandLord
I am not so fond of humans but I like that aliens who speak perfect English tho.
Taxicat
Translation Convention
Ringshadow
It's written in English. The humans might be speaking their language, or Galactic Standard, we don't know.
shinyRK9
my favorite "why humans kick ass" story 1
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TheRealActualLucifer
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enihparec
Such a great read!
AngryViking32
Awesome
Rapunzelatrose
I’m favoriting this post just because of your comment string. I’ve read a lot of these and this one is new and VERY good.
Mindthegabe
this is awesome!
SomeoneSneaky
Anyone who likes this kind of thing totally should go visit /r/HFY for more fantastic stories.
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AlligatorAccountant
I love this. Both from a humans in space perspective and a we should chill out when we aren’t perfect perspective.
hughesybooze
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GrahamCanyon
This is great. Who's the author?
shinyRK9
No idea. Found this on a post simular to this one
GmanLV300
Argusthecat over on Reddit.com/r/hfy
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ShiaSurprised
Here is my dot for future reference, so cool
Fasteroza
thancc
kahlzun
That was a good one. And different to standard.
filthytank
Hey guys if you like stuff like this check out r/HFY or humanity fuck yeah-full of stuff like this
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SuperBekah86
In general I think humans are the worst, but I did still enjoy this
Jespergates
This whole post is just people patting themselves on the back fo being a totally average organism.
BoltActionGearbox
upvoting just for the pixels
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PelicanOfDeath
VAL-TASHOTH HAS A LUTE PROFILE PICTURE.
lyricallove
So, tal-vashoth is from a game called Dragon Age, they just switched the two letters.
PelicanOfDeath
The profile picture is Lute from Fire Emblem. It's a picture.
HisBabes
Isn’t there a story of aliens invading us but can’t beat us?
NerdN1
You mean all of them?
TeddyDaBear
There is. Check reddit /r/HFY and there is one about Teddy Bears with Muskets invading - I forget the name but someone will help.
BiliboyJenkins
That the one with aliens that use some sort of antigravity that everyone in the universe figures out i their bronze age except for us?
BiliboyJenkins
So they're like space vikings in primitive ships with swords and gunpowder weapons
TeddyDaBear
That's the one. Basically Teddy Bear Red Coats with warp drive against the modern US Army.