A very naughty toy

Oct 19, 2024 9:34 PM

purinketsu

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I work with a child who loves this toy. Welp can't unsee lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This Fisher-Price llama bounces more than my motivation on a Monday morning! http://anzm.cc/B09P9WBD1W

2 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 1

Not long enough.

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2 years ago (deleted Oct 20, 2024 2:22 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j4ll-ZqrYs This was from Adult Swim.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guarantee this unintended use case was not considered of their DFMEA.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love her sheepish attitude afterwards. 'I'm so naughty'

2 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 7

I didn't like reading that

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel like she did a better moan than she was expecting and realized immediately how that was going to sound coming from the toy.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

kids like to play with recorders because your voice always sounds different coming from outside (same reason I hate them)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And they say us guys are the only ones who pull that shit. :D

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

If you only knew, women are super dirty around other women

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I have a sister, a female cousin, and I got to know stuff most men don't. Dirty doesn't come close to the shit they pulled and talked about.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At the office
- most have known each other for over a decade
- nobody contacts hr if isn't about mess up with wages or travel compensations
so ocassionally ladies there turn air absolutely blue and crusty sailors flee with their ears blazing bright red.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck tiktok

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 22

You're not there. You're reacting to a logo.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

I haven’t had sex in 12years. This just made me cum a bit.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 10

Hey me too. Exactly 12 years

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's a match!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Match my ass we’re probably both men.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is indeed how Grindr works.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

🔊

2 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

“You’re coming home with me” v

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

v

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0